‘Hope for the best’: Dragons Crichton plan revealed ahead of blockbuster

If I were writing the nrLOL script, I'd have a Dogs v Panthers GF with us winning, then getting the 4-peat that we stopped Panthers getting.
Would be epic, especially with our ex-Panthers, in particular Critta who Penrith didn’t rate above Tago or as a top priority.

We’re also a huge underdog in that type of matchup, but let’s face it, the club has pretty much always been an underdog, the club has never really gone out of its way to buy a whole bunch of superstars, literally never. Best team we ever assembled was in 2004 and majority of those players came up through our system as kids.
 
Nah I just think he’s saying they watched the raiders players go high on Critta to try wrap the bal up and get fucking knocked into the first row of the grandstand so going low is the next option, let’s not forget that Luch probably isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
Preston, Critta and Addo Carr Versus Leilua, Suli and Lomax.
I know who I would prefer!
 
Haven't watched the Dragons play apart from against us this year. Have they been able to get papas little angel firing yet?

It amused me no end seeing in another article that Flanno senior needed payback because we didn't even interview the former peptides boss.

There are some dangers we'll face. The biggest IMO will be carrying a whistle that no level of disinfecting will clear of the smell of shit. I can hardly remember a game where Shitton hasn't done everything in his power to give our opponents as many chances to beat us as possible. And given he'd probably know we've supposedly compiled a dossier on him, I don't think this weekend will be different. Regardless of our discipline, there's a good chance we'll have players in the bin for shit that the merge won't get penalized for. Hip drops the judiciary won't waste time looking at more than once, Mahoney is only going to have to look at players the wrong way to get in crap. Any player that tries to take one of our players out without the ball will be declared as taken out by a decoy runner. I get really nervous when we have this referee. And if the dragons plan is to resort to thuggery, I dare say they'll be allowed to play in knuckle dusters and carry police batons as defensive aids and he won't notice.

In saying that we copped it from Ashley Klunt last week against a better team than the Merge and won with Burton having a horror week with the goal kicking. We would have been able to relax if he was nailing the goals. So I can't dismiss the nerves, but I know we can beat anyone on our day.

This is spot on!
 
I do hope they try taking out critta legs and every time they fail we score.
 
Is fat fuck still hoping, or shitting his pants now?

He can hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
 
Gotta maintain the hunger, have won a few games and it would be easy to let one slip but the boys owe it to each other after working as hard as any other squad not to be undermined.
Still need the two points towards the end of the season, every week is a semi at Canterbury.
 
Now we know what they meant.
Dirty nose biting cun'ts.
 
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They went for Critta legs but one of their shitcunts fucked theirs.

Zero sympathy.
 
They went for Critta legs but one of their shitcunts fucked theirs.

Zero sympathy.
I saw the fucker attempt it but couldn’t manage to get more than a tap on his ankle. The fat **** couldn’t keep his grip lol
 
I saw the fucker attempt it but couldn’t manage to get more than a tap on his ankle. The fat **** couldn’t keep his grip lol
Even Sexy put him on his fat arse lol
 
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