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    Parramatta shooting

    Some of the middle Eastern crime squad are located in that building. Good chance it isn't a religious/politically motivated thing, rather than an individual butt hurt of a certain little group/family/boy who have considered them self offended and went to get revenge. Kid was probably trying to...
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    Death Row Meal

    Haha I doubt it. I'm fairly certain some states allow for a final conjugal visit in the days prior to execution. That being said, if you're on death row, it's more appropriate that they go **** them self.
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    Death Row Meal

    Chicken parmigiana and good chips with toum. Big Mac. Piece of KFC chicken. Dr. Pepper and then Apple juice. Massive slice of baked caramel cheesecake with proper vanilla bean ice cream. They're pretty much the foods of all groups I'll get cravings for. Then massive diarrhea on the...
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    Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

    There's quite a few dickwads I know, just give me the word and I'll rip out their hearts for you. A butter knife will be okay for my transplant attempt, right? ;)
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    Assassin's Update Thread [Restricted - R18+]

    Just reading through this, and I gotta say you're doing an admirable job keeping it light hearted, ASSASSIN. Thoughts are with you mate, hope everything goes smoothly and you get that heart. Keep well, KE Sr. :)
  6. K

    Rugby league in shock over deaths of two young rising stars

    With no mention of cause of death, and a link to Lifeline at the bottom....can only think suicide? Or an accidental alcohol (or related etc) death? They normally don't broadcast those. Either way, terribly sad for everyone involved. :(
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    CK's half-assed version of a KE survey.

    1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? Toast. Toast is so ****ing underrated when it comes to the snack life. 2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? Calippo ice-block and/or fish and chips. Stems from childhood habits. 3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more...
  8. K

    Advice needed - Knee Joint Pain

    Pain Away Arthritis spray has been a really beneficial aid to subdue my knee pain. It's a fairly intensive regime, spray and rub minimum 5 times a day. But with increased training and weight lifting, and being a fatty walking up the stairs sounding like a gravel driveway, it's been surprisingly...
  9. K

    (Syd ONLY) Open casting call - "Mesmerised"

    The cynical bastard in me would love to challenge a hypnotist to try his best. Whilst mindful meditation and deep relaxation are beneficial (and real), I'd love to witness any "please cooperate" requests that go on for these entertainment segments. Has anyone here been successfully hypnotized...
  10. K

    Happy Birthday Kurry !!! :)

    Oh, wow. I would've thought I was a long forgotten ghost by now. Thanks, gentlemen.
  11. K

    Ignoring users part 2

    Zing. ;) Edit: no GIF funnies uploaded from smart phones. Is this 2003, or something?
  12. K

    Ignoring users part 2

    Can someone summarize what the OP said? I'm currently ignoring him. He smells funny.
  13. K

    Annoying Car Trends.

    The eyelashes have to be my biggest loathed accessory yet. Sold my car to a person I know, and she put them on. Needless to say, it made me furious to the point I wanted to burn it to relieve my ex-baby of her shame. Oh, and any stickers. 95% piss me off. Especially ralli-art motifs on a stock...
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    Charlotte Dawson Found Dead

    Well, she did have that hospitalization incident a while back, so I'd presume it was some form of overdose again.
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    Charlotte Dawson Found Dead

    Woah. Suicide, it seems. http://mobile.news.com.au/national/tv-celebrity-charlotte-dawson-found-dead-at-her-sydney-home/story-e6frfkp9-1226834547331 CHARLOTTE Dawson has been found dead at her Woolloomooloo home. The popular television presenter is understood to have been found by a security...
  16. K

    Juicy Souths Rumour

    It's pretty sad, actually. Seems as if the whole Burgesa clan has set up a comfy life over here. I wonder if they will eventually follow him back, or if he will return in a few years?
  17. K

    Wests Tigers sack Yileen Gordon for "a breach of his playing terms and conditions"

    I loath how they say "offensive message". Please go ahead and offend us by telling us what it said, damn it!
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    Report or let it go?

    No matter what you decide, I still think you should scratch your butthole a bit, and then smear it around the rim of his coffee mug. Sit back and enjoy the private show as he becomes the sh*t licker.
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    Report or let it go?

    Do it. There are workplace bullying and harassment policies for a reason. The one place that any form of immature or demeaning behavior is not able to be brushed off, is a professional workplace. It doesn't have to be an onslaught, but put forward your concerns to the applicable people...
  20. K

    Best pho?

    The Garlic and chili mud crabs from Golden King are heaven sent. Fuuuuuuuuuck.
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    Saying good bye to a true Aussie Legend

    They shot them-self in the dick with the new Commodore and producing cars that look exactly like every other main brand sedan/ small car out there. Incredibly sad as a 100% Holden owner, but their power was in their identity and they sold that out.
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    The Fitness Thread

    Any Muay Thai or Martial Arts partakers here? Relatively new to the sport, but nothing has ever pushed me as hard. The gym is mind numbingly boring in comparison IMO.
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    Ins and outs in Sunday paper

    It just never made sense, Czislowski's mullet should've provided the best aerodynamics for speed.
  24. K

    HSC tomorrow..

    Lololololol Super good luck, mate! Sorry to break it to you, but university exams are 5X harder and twice a year.
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    My life is ruined

    Those symptoms can link to quite a few conditions, Rodz. The yellow stool is normally a bile issue, and generally it moves through the bowel too fast. Ulcers Could be Crohn's, normally runs in the family. A bacterial infection Viral Gall bladder, liver, food intolerances. Keep a record of...
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    I had to look myself in the mirror: SBW

    Once again, you fail to answer the question I posed to you, and instead repeated yourself. 1. No, loyal is not in the scopes of SBW. But what is loyalty these days? I love one-club guys, but it doesn't do them any good. They get old, pushed aside, and end up in Super League as they fade into...
  27. K

    Gay peeping toms

    Stop masturbating in front of the open window, attention whore.
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    I had to look myself in the mirror: SBW

    Well, Indiandog, you're obviously allowed to like/dislike whomever you wish too, no one is saying you need to love him. We just asked for a clarification as to why you think he is such a horrible person. You claim to think he owes something to the Dogs: what exactly do you mean? What does he...
  29. K

    I had to look myself in the mirror: SBW

    Seriously though? I get what you're trying to say, but that's a weak excuse to label someone a terrible person. We're crossing personal/business lines here that should really remain separate. All other clubs are opposition clubs. And look how many ex-Bulldogs have joined the Roosters. Frankly...
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    I had to look myself in the mirror: SBW

    I'm still just curiously interested as to why people label him a horrible person, excluding basic human flaws that we all have in one way or another?
  31. K

    I had to look myself in the mirror: SBW

    Actually, the article has him quoted as admitting he needs to take accountability for his embarrassing actions. Any reference to club culture was a paraphrase by the writer of the article. As much as I loved the squad of that day, that crew wasn't exactly angels, and bunched all together I bet...
  32. K

    Bowl O' Gravy !!!

    Pretty sure that's me after a bottle of vodka.
  33. K

    Regarding the hacking

    Obviously the can't read, because there is less "shalom" and more "go **** yourself you dumb jew". Thanks mainly to KE. Call me blessedly innocent though, but I've never understood the point of hacking websites. Or malware, even. Unless you're taking my money, what's the point of ****ing with...
  34. K

    Barba MIA at rehab

    Look, it may be the way the media twists stories to make us think the way they want us to....but Ben Barba is starting to sound like a right little turd. He wouldn't even sit there for a few more hours under his bosses orders and to save his job? So sick of big-head syndrome. Why do so many...
  35. K

    Moments where you were like... "Thank f*ck it's no longer my problem"

    If she was only a little crazy but then turned very crazy, the secret ingredient seems to be you. What did you do to send her crazy? Guys don't realise they drive us to the point of insanity. This is coming from a nutter, so I'd know.
  36. K

    Pornography

    Porn will continue as long as Russians treat HIV like a common cold. Who wants that tacky, blue eyeshadow L.A stuff, anyway? Sativa Rose? Sounds like an artificial ingredient in diet coke.
  37. K

    Willes rant

    Nope. It's good looking down to witness your butt hurt. Obviously you're one of those people who do go and comment like a douche on someone's social media account, because I can't see any other reason why you would react negatively to my post. Boo hoo.
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    Willes rant

    Willie has never cared about professionalism and has always snapped at baiters. That's who he is. And it's hilarious. That Hassan character was a douche who deserved it, you don't need to go and be negative on their profile. How sad are you people who do that.
  39. K

    People who bring smelly lunch to work

    I cook an egg at least every second day for breakfast. Go f*ck yourself, fat bastards eating yummy smelling food, you can go suck my balls. Enjoy your coronary.
  40. K

    Text messages reveal curries anguish

    My penis is actually the size of a steeden, thank you very much.
  41. K

    Text messages reveal curries anguish

    The Kennel needs more females. Show us your boobs!
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    Text messages reveal curries anguish

    This is only purely a guess, but I presume it would be a specific reference to an act or person. They have left them about to avoid any direct allegation claims. If they leave it vague and don't clarify exactly what action he supposedly did, it narrows their chance if being wrong and being done...
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    Agree or Disagree game: Bulldogs

    Agree...hesitantly. Hoping Burr and Taupau fire up. Disagree. Massively displeased at the false advertising. Should be read as prune-pouch. We will scrap by in this afternoons match and some toothless Penrith hick will kick off in the crowd (sorry in advance...)
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    Agree or Disagree game: Bulldogs

    Disagree. Only Beale. There will be riots involving flares. Des Hasler invoked more fear and respect when he had longer hair. Agree or disagree. CK, you suck at this game.
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    Hazem at Ashfield Bunnings last night

    Hazem and respect go together like cheese and Jatz. What an extraordinary fellow, attribute to the club and human being. I'm glad to hear he is still making people smile years after his retirement. Just the thought of him makes me warm, fuzzy and nostalgic. Lafai will be silly to go anywhere...
  46. K

    Happy Birthday Ozman ... :)

    Happy birthday Ozburger!! But to be fair, Ram-me was my patented nickname for him until you decided to go all gay boy.
  47. K

    Sandor Earl: Yes or No

    In before cancer.... ....No thanks. His bleach blond hair makes me want to turn lesbian. The dykey type.
  48. K

    The Hookah/Argilleh/Shisha Thread!

    I know how to say it, with an atrocious white girl accent. It's just the spelling. As if you Arabs just choose what takes your fancy on any given day. :p
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    About user "Blue n White"

    I'm an absolute arsehole so don't deserve the information, but I'd still like a PM of BlueNWhites boobs.
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    About user "Blue n White"

    I think it is important to remember that even a very reliable source can be wrong. Often it is just a case of what has been told, and frankly things can change quite dramatically over time. Perhaps a few weeks ago it did seem like he would have to stay, false trails may have been led, perhaps...
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    Hasler and Greenberg saved my life, says departing Canterbury Bulldog Ben Barba

    Well considering Pritchard and Barba have an Instagram video singing a goodbye duet, it is safe to say that Pritchard must have cooled his homicidal intentions rather dramatically.
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    The Hookah/Argilleh/Shisha Thread!

    Argileh Argele Argeileh Shisha What's with all the different spellings, wog boys? And which one do I use to appear the most authentic? P.S- Watermelon, double apple and mint combo.
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    Enough is enough

    1. We don't know who they have their sights set on. I'm pretty sure they would also acknowledge the need for a decent replacement. 2. We don't know the specifications of the agreement with Brisbane. EDIT* Just learnt of the $300000 transfer fee. Bastards. 3. They didn't just let him wander...
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    Hasler and Greenberg saved my life, says departing Canterbury Bulldog Ben Barba

    It would be incredibly hard not to see your children after a breakup, you'd miss so much of their important years. But how often would've he seen them here once their separation is complete and everyone has moved on? Weekend visits? If he wasn't busy with his nights out? Cheap one hour flights...
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    Quite Possibly THE Greatest Post EVER.

    Not even. This gem had by belly jiggling for a good 48 seconds.
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    Bulldogs Grant Barba a Release

    I'm interested to see which way he swings for the rest of the season: whether his form slips further and the tension becomes even more apparent, or he will give it his all as a final "toodloo motherf*ckers"!
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    Have You Ever....

    My children could be named Freddie after the amount of Mercury running through my system.... I overdose on sushi. Was nice knowing you Rodz! I honestly can't recall issues with you. That being said, I fought with most people on here at one point or another. Blaqdog has gone on the become...
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    Guaranteed thumbs up

    Close the thread. Can't top this.
  59. K

    Have You Ever....

    A pleasant treat to make the chips extra potatoey. A delicious sludge of artery blocking goodness.
  60. K

    Have You Ever....

    There is no popcorn chicken in that list. I don't think we are compatible at all..
  61. K

    Have You Ever....

    I have warned you before not to share my trade secrets.
  62. K

    Have You Ever....

    Why does my vagina always become focus of attention? Are you fat Rodzilla? I imagine you to be plump. We'd have quick hot, fatty sex to get it over with and then spend the rest of the night deciding what to eat...from KFC.
  63. K

    Have You Ever....

    Still addicted to girls and their frying pans?!
  64. K

    Have You Ever....

    It's a shame you haven't yet become accustomed to his megalomaniac, racist, ignorant and virginal comments yet. He really is a sweet heart, once you ignore the turd facade.
  65. K

    Have You Ever....

    Have you ever come across old posts from years gone by, and cringed with utter horror? So many emoticons, so little capitals... How have you changed over the last 5 years?
  66. K

    Kim K*ntrashian.

    I actually agree with Book....society was the idiots that made them famous for this generation, and they were smart enough to sap it up and make money from it. I don't necessarily agree with their whole life now being open to everyone, but if it works for them and people are paying...
  67. K

    Canberra man lodges fork in penis

    Obviously he was gardening naked and fell on to the fork.
  68. K

    Gold digger Rodzilla

    Do her saggy flaps give you hugs after sex?
  69. K

    DVD's / Kids Problems

    It might not be good for the player, but when the player isn't even loading discs, it's better than just throwing it out. :p
  70. K

    DVD's / Kids Problems

    I didn't read the whole thread but yes, you can buy DVDs that clean the lens (don't ask me how it works). Mine wouldn't play even brand new discs, used the cleaner, and bam, it plays again. Like the old school VHS and liquid cleaners. Maybe try Dick Smith?
  71. K

    Take credit

    I can't sing and I'm definitely not the best looking. ;) My lord, please do not hunt those awkward pubescent-phase photos.
  72. K

    Take credit

    There's one there that I would obviously win, but I think I'd prefer people to make their own presumption.
  73. K

    Happy Birthday -Kurry- !

    Oh, wow. Thanks guys, I appreciate it!
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    Kennel round up

    And no Kurry. That cuts deep, Rodzilla.
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    Rodzillabet.com.au

    What are the odds on Rodzilla losing his virginity in 2013? <3
  76. K

    drugs & alcohol

    You know you're getting old when your definition of "drugs and alcohol" is a polaramine tablet and a shot of vodka just to get a solid nights sleep. :/
  77. K

    Challenge : Remove this from your memory.

    It has been stuck in my head for years. And yet no on has a clue what I'm on about when I sing it. :(
  78. K

    My neigbors

    You constantly say everyone is out to get you, but you have never given any specific details on how, why, and if there is a reason behind it. A whole city generally doesn't turn on an individual without warrant. What exactly do they do to you, Bob?
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    Souths v's SWB roosters

    Bulldogs fans were actually bothered to go to the game just to watch, taunt and jeer SBW? :/ I wish I had a life that permitted such frivolities. Kids, if you keep picking the scab, your wound will never heal.
  80. K

    Consolidated ASADA Investigation Thread - No Names!

    How can their premierships of 2008 & 2011 be stripped, when the supplements were only banned post 2011 season? You can't punish what preceded the ban, it's applicable only after the date it became enforced.
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    Be honest

    I'm really not phased anymore. Couldn't care less. I'll probably raise an eyebrow and pay attention for a minute or two to see what form he is in, though.... 1:3 odds of injury.
  82. K

    BAIN-Watch.

    Awesome. I can train for a triathlon in a naturally demanding environment.
  83. K

    BAIN-Watch.

    And what happened? The river retreated quick smart. He's a genius, that redneck fellow.
  84. K

    BAIN-Watch.

    He'll be right. He has made a raft from XXXX cans.
  85. K

    Ben Barba Stood Down Indefinitely

    Frankly, I'm sick of the speculation already. Why do people assume that we have a right to know every minuscule detail about everything? The club has informed us of the basic details, do you really need to know what hand he wiped the beer off his mouth with? His personal life, within law...
  86. K

    Hoons

    I got called a hoon for going 40 in a carpark. Not my fault the dumb git just blindly walked in front of my car. But seriously, it pisses me off. There's a douche in a homda that flies up my (blind,narrow) street constantly, and I'm considering throwing a bucket of paint on it the next time he...
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    No, Ben did not hit me - Barba's ex-partner Ainslie Currie denies ugly assault rumour

    The Bulldogs were quick to make it know there was no police involvement. If there was a domestic abuse concern, it would not be so hushed up, and the Bulldogs would not be covering for him. Greenberg would've handed him over to deal with it without delay, we don't mess around with that stuff...
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    Blade Runner reportedly shoots girlfriend....

    Apparently he wasn't wearing his legs at the time, so at that height, I'd assume she died of lethal blows to the groin. What a bunch of crock. He knew it was her, unfortunately SA police may **** up the whole trial and he may walk free. Wait...
  89. K

    Words of Wisdom

    Best post on the Kennel. EVER. Take a bow and someone give this man a beer. And steak, whilst you're at it.
  90. K

    Bodybuilder wins record for Popeye-like biceps

    Someone clarify, is it based on a ratio measurement or something? Because his are definitely not the largest in existence.
  91. K

    Would you guys still like me if i was gay?

    Sure. Atleast until your sphincter lost all control even amongst company.
  92. K

    Flu shots. Your experiences ?

    The flu vax is an inert/dead vaccine. It alone will not give you a flu or cold. What normally happens is that once it is injected, all our bodies good little warriors go to the site to investigate the foreign intruder and make antibodies "just in case". Meanwhile, any other bugs that have been...
  93. K

    Chicks or Wifes..

    Eucalyptus oil is normally good to remove sticky residues. But you will then have to use sugar soap to remove the oil before painting.
  94. K

    The government should pay people to give blood

    It's 6 months for tattoos bebe. And a range of 6 months or less for piercings.
  95. K

    The government should pay people to give blood

    You have a valid suggestion, in fact many have asked the same thing. Pros and cons to every arguement. And I actually wasn't going to say anything about Americas community spirit. But America actually charges heavily for all healthcare departments. Should we just go the full hog, and...
  96. K

    The government should pay people to give blood

    Homeless people can not donate. They need a fixed address. All about traceability if anything was to happen. I.e - A recipient contracted something from the donation, and it had to be investigated. If a legal suit was to ensue, how could they determine if the donor told the truth?
  97. K

    The government should pay people to give blood

    Because Doctors need to earn an income like the rest of us.....? Why pay for something that has run by volunteers for many decades? Why should we waste millions to bribe people to donate, when we should just encourage others to do it for the good of the community? Plus, if you add money into...
  98. K

    The government should pay people to give blood

    You have no idea. The ethical idea is for VOLUNTEERS to give blood. Humanity. Plus the cost would be astronomical, it already costs a fortune to run the organization.
  99. K

    Haters gonna hate ...

    I love you, CK. as a Bulldogs fan, you just have to suck it up. They will dredge up issues from 10 years ago to try and prove we are te worst club out there. It does not matter to us. They are now going to hang on to the Hasler is from Manly taunt. It doesn't matter to us. Des bleeds blue and...
  100. K

    Supafest Sydney 2012

    Bling ring just means you're the crowd at the front of the stage. GA is cut off about half the stadium width away. We chose to go Bling Ring again this year, it just nice to be able to get right to the stage, gives you a fair bit of room to move too, GA were packed in like cattle.
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