Rules for sons

[Wahesh]

Offcourse hes going to take it to auction. Something is only worth what people are willing to pay. It would be stupid to accept your offer of 1mil before going to auction.

I got no problem with that, but I hate the fact he under-valued the house just to reel me in. If I said $1,400,000 I reckon he would've accepted it straight away.

 

[Wahesh]

wtf you must date vegans, they are thin and dinner is less expensive

But they don't eat meat....

Yes. Not eating meat is a big problem. Not making it for dinner isn't much better either!

 

[Memberberries]

I’m a lot like Nikola Tesla.
I don’t really like shaking hands though I still do.

I much prefer giving a quick respectful bow or like the muslims placing my right hand on the left side of my chest cavity.

 

[Memberberries]

"rules for sons"?

#Homophobic
#Racist
#Bigot
#Sexist
#Transphobic
#Arachnophobic
#MeToo
#Xenophobic
#ToxicMasculinity
#WhitePrivilege
#NotOKKK
#FuckWhitePeople
#HungarianLivesMatter
#Blacktivist
#Hashtag
#FeelTheBern
#TakeDownCapitalism
#Starbucks
#Feminism
#LoveTrumpsHate
#SocialJustice
#ImWithHer
#GirlPower
#ImpeachTrump
#AcceptAll
#FuckAllChristiansEspeciallyWhiteOnes
#BuzzFeed

@ASSASSIN
Get this funny **** to come back for another stint!

 

[Memberberries]

If a vegan chic swallows is that genocide?

It’s #invisiblechildren

 

[The DoggFather]

@ASSASSIN
Get this funny **** to come back for another stint!

***** a full time dad now, too good for us lol

 

[Memberberries]

***** a full time dad now, too good for us lol

Just get him to sneak into your sister in laws handbag so he can reclaim his balls for 5 minutes!

 

[Wahesh]

I’m a lot like Nikola Tesla.
I don’t really like shaking hands though I still do.

I much prefer giving a quick respectful bow or like the muslims placing my right hand on the left side of my chest cavity.

Whenever shaking hands isn’t an option I usually just fiat bash. A lot of people actually do it back to me lol.

 

[Memberberries]

I prefer the fist bump over a hand shake!
Who knows what people have been doing with their hands while you aren’t looking?

Remember that movie with Martin Lawrence where he is in the vent of the toilet and catches that guy using cream to treat himself for crabs and then 2 scenes later he’s trying to shake his hand!

Tesla was smart for being against shaking hands!

 

[justdogs]

33. Don't eat soy
33. Grow a full beard
34. Most important things are the 3 F's - Faith, Family and Friends
35. Drive a V8
36. Treat women the way you want your female relatives to be treated, unless they are feminist.
37. Just remember every **** with a phone is a spy camera
38. Keep consent forms with your condoms

34. should be 4 Fs, lol

 

[The DoggFather]

34. should be 4 Fs, lol

The 4th F goes without saying lol

 

[south of heaven]

***** a full time dad now, too good for us lol

Get the **** on road trips to Woy we race and fly on the sim

 

[Wahesh]

34. should be 4 Fs, lol

FFS