Foran out for season with Toe Injury

[Dog Till I Die]

If Foran was a car he would be called a lemon

...or a Kia.
Nothing but bad luck since that piece of Korean crap shirtfronted us.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Fuck there are quite a few duplicate user accounts posting in this thread.

There’s more to this.
Who misses a season for a fucken toe injury ??

Wouldn't suprise me if he is having his spine/bulging disc fixed up and the club want to keep it on the down low.

 

[Berries]

Haha didn't expect it to be a toe, not that a finger or toe can't be a terrible injury.

 

[Berries]

Fuck there are quite a few duplicate user accounts posting in this thread.


Wouldn't suprise me if he is having his spine/bulging disc fixed up and the club want to keep it on the down low.

lot of footballers are out for ages off toes and fingers though

 

[Brendan7]

The fact we could have signed Ponga for less than this injury prone bloke just makes me cry!

 

[GDR]

when we signed him we were excited

Sorry who was excited ?? not me, never wanted him at our club for a list of reasons at least a page long...

 

[Heckler]

...or a Kia.
Nothing but bad luck since that piece of Korean crap shirtfronted us.

Kia Foran

 

[Wahesh]

Can someone please tell me how a fucking toe injury rules someone out with 3 months to go FFS??

 

[bcmf]

Can someone please tell me how a fucking toe injury rules someone out with 3 months to go FFS??

I can see it... it is your toe and it is needed for things like running etc.

My main issue is his body is so fucking broken it’s unbelievable.

 

[Wahesh]

I can see it... it is your toe and it is needed for things like running etc.

My main issue is his body is so fucking broken it’s unbelievable.

Dude... I'm wondering how a toe injury rules someone out for that long. How long does a broken toe take to heal? Surely not 2 months let alone 3. WTF happened to his toe?

 

[Kelpie03]

Reading between the lines I believe that Foran's toe is just a smoke screen, so what is the truth.
(1) Is the club trying to get him fixed for another short useless stint in 2019.
(2) Is the club trying to retire him either medically or otherwise,
(3) Any other possibility.

 

[Bakes]

Medical retirement coming up..........

 

[bcmf]

Dude... I'm wondering how a toe injury rules someone out for that long. How long does a broken toe take to heal? Surely not 2 months let alone 3. WTF happened to his toe?

Yeh okay I get your point.

The dude needs to start experimenting with stuff.. stem cell injections for one. Or retire for one year, and just get Hgh fed into him as he recovers.

 

[Wahesh]

Yeh okay I get your point.

The dude needs to start experimenting with stuff.. stem cell injections for one. Or retire for one year, and just get Hgh fed into him as he recovers.

Retire for just one year??

 

[xreedmatic]

Stem Cells

Spinal Fusion

Surgeons in the US who deal with car accident victims

Body rubs

3 months of rest so the body can recover

One year off

Human growth hormones

Ladies & gentlemen if you wanna hear the most outrageous shit, bring all your family and friends to the kennel

 

[Moey]

Wouldn't surprise me if management go fuck it. Let's end his season now. They sat down with Foran and said we will pay u out this year so sit back relax and get yourself fixed for next year. But in return if he still shit/injured/crap/useless than Foran has to retire end of next season and forego his 2020 contract.
But if he plays really well than they will honour his 2020 contract. Win for both parties.

Seems far fetched but I think very plausible

 

[xreedmatic]

Wouldn't surprise me if management go fuck it. Let's end his season now. They sat down with Foran and said we will pay u out this year so sit back relax and get yourself fixed for next year. But in return if he still shit/injured/crap/useless than Foran has to retire end of next season and forego his 2020 contract.
But if he plays really well than they will honour his 2020 contract. Win for both parties.

Seems far fetched but I think very plausible

Sounds very plausible

He is only getting paid $20k per week so fuck it, why not, sit it out on the sidelines, relax, let your body absorb those rays of sunshine, who cares its only the Bulldogs.

 

[Moey]

Sounds very plausible

He is only getting paid $20k per week so fuck it, why not, sit it out on the sidelines, relax, let your body absorb those rays of sunshine, who cares its only the Bulldogs.

It's a paid holiday, money for free...1 fuckn million dollars...

 

[Kelpie03]

Some players do make useful or great coaches, it depends on their temperament more than their skills, to save on the cap the club should offer him the same money he is on to coach our halves if they think he has the temperament and personality to coach off course.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Replace him with Forlan at this point he'd offer more in attack