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-Kurry-

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Hahaha who is going this year?

Anyone want me to pick something up for them?


I already know why I'm buying some kennelers;


Rami : 5ft suction cap butt plug

Berries: Fleshlight and crop tops that will fit his young gfs

Rodzilla: A blow up doll called Sanchez

K E: A rubber pig you can shag, seeing how much he loves bacond and sex

Kimmy: A blow up sheep. No explaination needed.

Slippery: A strap on so he isn't ALWAYS Rami's biitch.

Captain Kickarse: A sex shield so he can fullfill his braveheart destiny.
 

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Get me an Asian cherrypicker dvd
Done.

Although the porn collection there is surprisngly dismal.

$5 DVDS from the 1980s-Early 1990s. All bush, all makeup, all static sound.
 
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Jesse Jane will be there.....

look her up fellaz....and ladies
 

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Jesse Jane will be there.....

look her up fellaz....and ladies
:o

NICE.

Last year it was Belladonna. He boobies are amazing...but the whole bald head thing made me veto a picture with her haha
 

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I'm going so I can get a pic with Jesse Jane and some slutty shoes for mrs hog :D
 

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kurry instead of the sanchez can you see if they got any of the new baywatch blonde blowup dolls?

if not then just get the sanchez
 

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DVDs at Sexpo will always be lame because technically x-rated porn is against the law in nsw.
 

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DVDs at Sexpo will always be lame because technically x-rated porn is against the law in nsw.
are you sure? because a family friend of mine has consistently bought x rated porn since 2002

the blow up doll is a clean sanchez btw
 

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are you sure? because a family friend of mine has consistently bought x rated porn since 2002

the blow up doll is a clean sanchez btw
yeah it's a very unenforced law, but for things like sexpo which will have cops crawling all over it they have to follow it.
 

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A signed picture of Kurry in fishnets and black lace teddy, and a German latex and goggle bondage DVD.
 

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I will be in the city on saturday but I ain't going to sexpo
 

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Hahaha who is going this year?
Anyone want me to pick something up for them?
I already know why I'm buying some kennelers;
For anybody curious I read the fine print ....

.... Guests at Sexpo who spend more than $500 recieve one of these free !!!

 

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she is also going to be at the adult warehouse at warrawong down the gong. so there to see that biatch
hell yeah! i have Pirates and Pirates II and cheerleaders all because she's in them lol any chick who is prepared to put a lit candle......
 

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I reckon there will be heaps of spunks at Sexpo, should be good.
 

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I'm Rami's biitch? Oh Kurry my friend, you got it aaaaaall wrong.
 

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If anyone spends over $500, I want a black fist. Pretty please!

*flutters eyelashes*
 
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