Crap jokes thread

[MikeyP..]

LMAO moe you retard. that preist one is ....just...wrong ...mate. aha

 

[mofo sixx]

Q) What Happened to Helena Rubenstein?

A) Max Factor

 

[-Kurry-]

why was the condom flying around the room?

it was p!ssed off

hahhhahahahha :roflol: :

 

[OTTO]

What do Preists & Tortoises have in common?

They are both trying to beat the hare.

 

[Slippery]

what do you call a Greek skydiver....Condescending

 

[JackTheLad]

what do you call a Greek skydiver....Condescending

what do you call a Greek gynocologist?
Dr. Hopontopofus

 

[smarty]

 

[MikeyP..]

lol

 

[K E]

who killed soulja boy?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

(gayest joke ever)

I literally LOL'ed at that.

 

[VAI]

I got a new Rolex from the lesbians next door

They must have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch

 

[Özil]

Man: Doctor! Doctor! You got to help me! My wife thinks she is a clock!

Doctor: Well stop winding her up then

 

[Ghost of Dime]

A man goes to the doctor, wearing loose tracksuit pants with an obvious bulge in the front. The doctor checks, and says "what the hell? you've got a steering wheel on your
c0ck!"
"I know." The patient replied "it's driving me nuts!"

 

[SaMi..]

why'd Rihanna make the song "emergency room"??

Because thats where she was after Chris Brown belted her.

lmao.

 

[Ghost of Dime]

How do you recycle a condom?

Hang it up inside out & beat the f#ck out of it.

 

[MikeyP..]

whats blue and looks like the ocean...
































the ocean.

 

[Ghost of Dime]

Two blondes are renovating, replacing timber boards. One holds a container of nails for the other, but some she passes over to be nailed, others she swears at then throws on the ground.
"What are you doing?" asks the blonde with the hammer
"Well, I pick out a nail- if it faces towards the house it's ok. If it faces away from the house, it's faulty, so I throw it away." replied the one with the nails.
"Stupid b!tch!" says the first blonde "what do you think we're going to use on the other side of the house?"

 

[craig]

girl says to guy.
if you ask me to marry you will you give me a ring?
guy says
sure what is your phone number!

 

[the_crusader]

What do you call a 3 legged cow?

Lean beef

 

[Özil]

The Kosovo Operation

 

[rwalker999]

A woman goes to see a doctor with a strawberry up her bottom.
The doctors examines her and says I have some cream for that.