Kaz
Kennel Immortal
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Hi Everyone,
Don’t fall over in horror that I’m back! I’m sure you were all hoping that I’d gone from the kennel for good!!
But you can’t keep a thoroughbred down for too long.
I don’t know how much you’ve heard about my absence but I’ll try to explain as best as I can.
I underwent open heart surgery in August and even though I was scared shitless, it wasn’t as bad as what the sook Jeff Fenech pretends it was.
He had similar op as me only they found two holes in the upper chamber of my heart and I didn’t cry once like he did!
I had a mitral valve repair.
And I bet that Mick Jagger didn’t cry over the same op either!
When I got out a few days later I went to the chemist to get my medication and the female chemist was ‘lovely enough’ to give me the wrong dose of Warfarin.
Instead of giving me 1½mgs she gave me 4mgs and I bled internally & was in absolute agony but I still didn’t cry like Fenech!
I was readmitted to hospital again where they did a CT scan & found a 6cm cyst on my pancreas. They discharged me 6 days later without any further medical intervention.
I went to my GP and insisted on getting another CT Scan because I was still in agony and just as well I did because the cyst had doubled its size to 12cm!
I was readmitted to hospital again and I underwent THE WORST HELL you could imagine.
They operated and found that the cyst had latched onto almost ever organ and as well as removing the cyst they had to remove ½ my pancreas/ my spleen/part of my large bowel and an adrenal gland! AND I still didn’t cry like Fenech!
The 2nd op was 2 hours longer than the heart operation. The Pancreas op was to take about 2 hours, but went for 5 hours.
Even though they took part of my bowel I can still talk shit just like you guys!
All up I have lost about 12kg, I am now 49kg, but at one stage was 47kg.
ATM, I look like a skeleton with skin.
Thanks to everyone that have thought about me.
Don’t fall over in horror that I’m back! I’m sure you were all hoping that I’d gone from the kennel for good!!
But you can’t keep a thoroughbred down for too long.
I don’t know how much you’ve heard about my absence but I’ll try to explain as best as I can.
I underwent open heart surgery in August and even though I was scared shitless, it wasn’t as bad as what the sook Jeff Fenech pretends it was.
He had similar op as me only they found two holes in the upper chamber of my heart and I didn’t cry once like he did!
I had a mitral valve repair.
And I bet that Mick Jagger didn’t cry over the same op either!
When I got out a few days later I went to the chemist to get my medication and the female chemist was ‘lovely enough’ to give me the wrong dose of Warfarin.
Instead of giving me 1½mgs she gave me 4mgs and I bled internally & was in absolute agony but I still didn’t cry like Fenech!
I was readmitted to hospital again where they did a CT scan & found a 6cm cyst on my pancreas. They discharged me 6 days later without any further medical intervention.
I went to my GP and insisted on getting another CT Scan because I was still in agony and just as well I did because the cyst had doubled its size to 12cm!
I was readmitted to hospital again and I underwent THE WORST HELL you could imagine.
They operated and found that the cyst had latched onto almost ever organ and as well as removing the cyst they had to remove ½ my pancreas/ my spleen/part of my large bowel and an adrenal gland! AND I still didn’t cry like Fenech!
The 2nd op was 2 hours longer than the heart operation. The Pancreas op was to take about 2 hours, but went for 5 hours.
Even though they took part of my bowel I can still talk shit just like you guys!
All up I have lost about 12kg, I am now 49kg, but at one stage was 47kg.
ATM, I look like a skeleton with skin.
Thanks to everyone that have thought about me.
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