Squash the Berries!
Kennel Enthusiast
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I know you wont believe me but I have the power to determine what type of a person is according to their avatar! 
086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
2ndphase - biased
2144superman - leader of a pyramid scheme
86Gtown – attends flea markets to buy old camera equipment
Abu Dhabi Dog – still believes in the old gods
ajay78 - arse licker
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
albatross - believes in the controversial theory that humans evolved from dogs
Alex Hunter - either hasn't come out or is pissed and needs help standing up from a mate
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
Art Vanderlay – dole bludger who lies about attending job interviews
ash160 - believes he's popular but doesn't realise people are just taking the piss
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
aymz maz – speaks in tongues
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Berries - thinks their Madonna
Berries1935 - lazy
BG73 – always likes to take shortcuts
Big M – has the biggest office at work
Bigmous - certainly a glass half full person
Bitemarks - James Graham fan who has forgotten what he looks like
BlackDawg – depressing to talk to
BlackJackBulldog - likes it when there is a lot of noise at the ground
Blue&whiteAxe – favourite film is Braveheart
Blue & White Dynamite - I want to change the flag to but that's probably not gonna fly
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
bluedog - mean bastard who talks to his toy
Bluewhiteangel – has a self-perception problem
blueyedsamurai - Japanese who eats weird shit
BMOC - happy with one break a season
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Bowleggedwog – immigrant who wanted to play footy but just couldn’t run
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
Bozzo – clown who likes to run over people with a cement truck
bradyk - still pining over a lost friendship
bricktamland - been promoted beyond his skills at work
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
_BT_ - looks like the guy in Spinal Tap
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
bullanth – midget who packs a punch
Bulldog_NJ – couldn’t afford to live in New York
Bulldogs09 - buys his clothes from Oxford St for obvious reasons
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
bulldogtimbo - compulsive gambler on goal kickers
Bull Terrier – no idea what a bulldog is
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
CaptainJackson - one in a long line of captains
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
CeeEss - unbalanced individual who doesn't mind dropping a mickey in your drink
Certified G - likes to show of his bulldogs membership
Chris_e_fresh – suffers from tourettes syndrome
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
coach - Phalangist's twin
Cookieman909 – doesn’t mind the occasional orgy
Costa84 – likes to boast he only paid $84 for his dog
Cosmo24 -starry eyed over CHN
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
cntrbry bnkstwn – has fallen in love with a legend
craigo - looks down on those not as cool as him
Craystar – employed straight out of school, had immediate success but sacked shortly after due to nepotism
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
Daustin - thinks he's Captain America
David Holland - deep throat but leaks are false
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
ddt192 – willing to appear naked to get on tv
Dean_Pay_Makes_me_Gay - always blaming others
dekepefc - Dean Pay supporter caught by the Kennel
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
Dexter35 – unknown serial killer with his own television series
dhoo8450 - only watches superheroes films
dingo - attends car rallies to show of his car
DinkumDog - true Aussie dole bludger who just lies around
Dirty*Deeds - a back door man
djdeep4172 –stole South of Heavens dog and is trying to ransom him
dog 4life - in a same sex relationship with an elder man
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
Doggy – member of a club with an extremely small membership
doggy bill - posts hidden camera sex on pornhub
Doggystyla – his team always comes from behind
Dogluva - has a bit of trouble displaying his hatred for his arch rival
Doggone1975 - pissed off with his weird looking pet
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Dogs2004 - cheap skate
Dogs_92 – only ever rented weekly videos never new releases from his local Blockbuster
Dogs Of War – has two mongrel kids
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Dog Till I Die - if you're in the picture it wont be long
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
dogwhisperer – employed by the Dogs to mentor troubled players
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
DublinDogg - simple Irishman
DT – his work is trying to sack him due to the number of sick days he has
D- voice – believes he is the voice of reason on all matters
Ecca - 5 year old
El_Magic – always calls people by the wrong name
ElMagicElMasri - wants people to ensure they know his favourite band is Headless Chickens
El Padrino – from Melbourne south of the border
enoughsaid - best described as a colourless character
FaceBreaker - should be called contract breaker or heart breaker
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
finchie - favourite game is hangman
Fingal Bay - lives at Mt Druitt but his facebook page says Bondi
fiordog - two faced
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
froggy - likes to share in others glory
FZ1-S - always fighting with his wife so is prepared when told to piss off
Gabe – can’t decide what religion his is
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
gazza - enjoys watching repeats of black and white movies
GoTheDoggies - likes scoring at the nightclub
Gubanaculum - not happy with his nickname "egghead"
Grechy21 - instead of looking down a womans top he looks down at her face
GreenTurd – his mother kept his first ever shit
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Grunthos – known as the Elephant Man from Narrabeen
habs - needs to discuss a few issues with Bob dog
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
halfcast – only wants one side of his body tattooed.
Halserhasworms – always states the obvious
Hansta – cross dresser who will jump at the chance to pick up a drunk who can’t tell the difference
hayes - has a hip way of saying hello
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
haz123 – always goes to the pub but never buys a beer
Headmix - porn star with an eye for a fancy car
Heckler - vocal smartass
Horse - believes he's hung
Hulk76 - attends movie premiers in characters costumes
ibby – has a large collection of childrens books
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Interstingg – took his employer to the cleaners and gloats about it
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
James zac - likes to position himself at the ground to ensure he is seen on tv
jasonsmith11 - unlike Mark Waugh is as talented as his brother
JayBee - living in the past
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
JORDZILLA – has a collection of those toys you used to get in cereal boxes and from those machines you put 20 cents in and turn the knob and receive a childrens toy
jof - Tasmanian
jpneves - sorry not enough to work with
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
kalauh8123 – alcoholic
Kaz - lost
K E - gay yank or shithouse artist
Kelpie03 – likes to pick up sheep for obvious reasons
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
Kenya - favourite players were, Hickey, Eastwood & Kasiano
Kingrose - smartarse from the States
Kip Drordy – can be found at the park at the south end of town
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
KLil - celebrates too early
KoolDavid – not as cool as he thinks
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Kurrupt78 - one of those players who think they can make it in the corrupt sport of Gridiron
Legend23 – only ever fights in a pack never one on one
Liljonhny – was the ultimate ruler for a decade before being assassinated by his own family
LoneWolf - no wonder when you dress like that
Love_Dog - likes to party with the locals in Singapore
magdog - can only read about the dogs in magazines as he in Liverpool and is hated by Spurs fans including me
Malla - has never been told the truth, you can't rap
maroondog72 - employed as a talent scout for the Sharks but only ever finds reserve graders
MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Maxhardcore - member of a Jewish metal band
Megatron_dog - thinks his son is the next Shaun Johnson
Merimbula Man - was moving to Victoria to live, but car broke down on the way and decided to saty
Mike Z – last in line of everybody called mike
Minix - still living in the 80's
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Moey - popular and willing to please
MountMontoya – no thanks rushes and comes too fast
Mozzie - has a you tube channel where they walk around with a sign "free hugs" and secretly records peoples reaction
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Mumma - female child abductor
N4TE - drug dealer
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
Nano - owns a billionth share in an artistic masterpiece
Nasheed - his boss doesn't talk to him
Nate Dawg – doesn’t like Tongans
Neil Peart - always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Dent
Nexus - could ruin his reputation due to a sex tape
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
Noeasyday – likes to celebrate wins at little athletics
NPC83 - artist who tries but just isn't very good
obje - favourite position is missionary
Ogre - unhappy when there no fight
oldpuppy - lies about his age
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Osterley - I’m sure I saw this guy on a show about pommies who move to Australia for a better life only to find he could only afford to live in the outback
ouwet - gets excited watching the Dogs
Packstar - no matter where you are you will always find a pissed Irishman
Papa Joe - old dude with a modern tattoo
Phalangist - a well-respected legend not forgotten
Piggy – displays gluttonous behaviour at the dinner table
pijk - likes to hang around toilets
pillow - lets his dog sleep in the bed with him
pisssst - tries to prove he is the Dogs biggest supporter
Pound Hounds – drinks at an Irish pub for people with low IQ’s
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
Qld-Dog – bit of a joker
Raikkonen – never given the credit for being the real brains behind the company business
rainman - strange person who loves them self
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
RockieDog – classic toolie who attends schoolies every tear
Rodziilla - sex fiend
Rothanaa – favourite show is Cheers
roy18 - considers himself the leader of the pack
rwalker99 – competitive and always wants to have the best Christmas lights in the street
s-704 – still collects footy cards but only for the chewie
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
Stuart Thomas - self promoter
seven07 – hasn’t worked out what channel the footy is on
Shanked - dangerous Asian pommy who carries a shiv
sheep dog – not very good at his job
Shnissss – snakey type of person
silva – always able to sidestep the law
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
Skidz – didn’t quite make it to the dunny
SKY-DOG - likes boosting on facebook how great his life is
slydog - is not worried about admitting he is fat
Smirrors - has sponge painted his entire house
Slovenia Steve – comes from a country where this is considered white water kayaking
Snake - hasn't outgrown childrens dress up parties
Snowman – I really like this guy as he like me believes one day it will happen
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
SoulCrusher – visitor who you expected to stay overnight but ends up never leaving
SPEARTAKVIDREFS – deformed Zulu who kills tribal chiefs
speedy2460 - follows grid iron but calls it rugby league
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
spscand – not too sure about this guy but lives in St George so maybe that explains it
Spudowsky - owns a Rebel Sports Store up the coast
Squash the Berries! – likes to take the piss
steeliz - blew so much cigar smoke in his dogs face it died of lung cancer
Steve 1700 - no longer has a team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
Straight18 -looks gay but isn't and feels need to prove it
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
superman75 – tends to overate himself
Surfdog – dogs fan living in Bondi who’s afraid to show his true colours in public
SweetFA – knows absolutely nothing about anything
Sword - likes swashbuckling films in 3D
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Teddybear – always wanted to be a ventriloquist (like myself)
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
The Dominator - thought he saw a bulldog in the clouds but had taken too many drugs
the hound - throwback who just discovered the wheel
The Innovator – owns a marketing company whose client sells a new anti-aging cream
The Pedigree - boasts abouts his relatives arriving on the first fleet
tonee - was good once
top-dog - you will have a fight on your hands claiming the title
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
Trendsetter - tech nerd
Tuffers - kinky and honest
Turvey Chip and Chase – always last to attend the meeting because he is receiving instructions from the boss
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Typical dog - he and his best mate seek revenge on the opposition when the Dogs lose
UndeadShadowMan - peeping tom
Vegny – vegan who has lost so much weight they can no longer be seen
Vek – sells power tools for a living
Velk - has a picture at home of dogs playing pool
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Wayne Rooney - confused and catches the train to the wrong station
Wendog33 – not too sure but perhaps a self-described ugly 33 year old women called Wendy
Wenger – a Frenchman who attended swap meets until he found the legendary childrens toy used by supermarkets as a marketing gimmick
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
Xander- likes the party with the boys
XR6T - grows his nails to pick his nose
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
zappa - always trippin out
Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.
I could also be full of shit and have no special power.
086 - indistinguishable from the next guy
2ndphase - biased
2144superman - leader of a pyramid scheme
86Gtown – attends flea markets to buy old camera equipment
Abu Dhabi Dog – still believes in the old gods
ajay78 - arse licker
Alan79 - Grows his own dope plants
albatross - believes in the controversial theory that humans evolved from dogs
Alex Hunter - either hasn't come out or is pissed and needs help standing up from a mate
AlzzBulldog - always wears the latest clothes
Apercots - ex school captain who misses the power he once had and has no friends
Armchair critic -politiccaly savvy as he sums up todays voters perfectly
Arthur - the kid who always took his bat home when he got out
Art Vanderlay – dole bludger who lies about attending job interviews
ash160 - believes he's popular but doesn't realise people are just taking the piss
Assassin - not game to say too much as he scares me
AucklandDog - tough Kiwi who lost a finger in a bar room brawl
aymz maz – speaks in tongues
Baby Blues - still wishes he could be breastfeed
Bad Billy - british who wishes he is as tough as Steve Folkes was
Baseball Furies - someone not to get pissed with
Bazildog - not a real bulldog supporter
beastwood89 - doesn't get along with MR SS
Belmore - still likes to play with toys
belmore_utd (another personal favourite) piss poor but great at the same time
Berries - thinks their Madonna
Berries1935 - lazy
BG73 – always likes to take shortcuts
Big M – has the biggest office at work
Bigmous - certainly a glass half full person
Bitemarks - James Graham fan who has forgotten what he looks like
BlackDawg – depressing to talk to
BlackJackBulldog - likes it when there is a lot of noise at the ground
Blue&whiteAxe – favourite film is Braveheart
Blue & White Dynamite - I want to change the flag to but that's probably not gonna fly
Bluebody - another possible tech nerd but no one really knows
bluedog - mean bastard who talks to his toy
Bluewhiteangel – has a self-perception problem
blueyedsamurai - Japanese who eats weird shit
BMOC - happy with one break a season
Bob dog - not to be trusted
Bowleggedwog – immigrant who wanted to play footy but just couldn’t run
Boxer - lets you know who is the boss and takes no shit, not to be messed with
Bozzo – clown who likes to run over people with a cement truck
bradyk - still pining over a lost friendship
bricktamland - been promoted beyond his skills at work
Bring on Robbo - likes running into a melee and getting involved
_BT_ - looks like the guy in Spinal Tap
btrainben - prays everynight that the Dogs can get their hands on the trophy
bullanth – midget who packs a punch
Bulldog_NJ – couldn’t afford to live in New York
Bulldogs09 - buys his clothes from Oxford St for obvious reasons
BulldogsNRL - traditionalist
bulldogtimbo - compulsive gambler on goal kickers
Bull Terrier – no idea what a bulldog is
BushDog - unemployed and never gets out of his PJ's
CaptainJackson - one in a long line of captains
c-b-b - copper who likes flashing his badge
CBDoggies - likes to look good wearing the latest fashion
CeeEss - unbalanced individual who doesn't mind dropping a mickey in your drink
Certified G - likes to show of his bulldogs membership
Chris_e_fresh – suffers from tourettes syndrome
Chris Harding - the parent who puts his new born in a doggies jumper
coach - Phalangist's twin
Cookieman909 – doesn’t mind the occasional orgy
Costa84 – likes to boast he only paid $84 for his dog
Cosmo24 -starry eyed over CHN
COVENS - member of a secret society that we know little about
cntrbry bnkstwn – has fallen in love with a legend
craigo - looks down on those not as cool as him
Craystar – employed straight out of school, had immediate success but sacked shortly after due to nepotism
CroydonDog - definitely looks like he lives in Croydon
Dannyboi88 - stoner with the munchies
Daustin - thinks he's Captain America
David Holland - deep throat but leaks are false
Dawain87 - tranny you could go for after a few beers
Dawgfather - deformed as a cross between a sheep and donkey
ddt192 – willing to appear naked to get on tv
Dean_Pay_Makes_me_Gay - always blaming others
dekepefc - Dean Pay supporter caught by the Kennel
Delta - Obsessive compulsive collector of naval fluff
Dexter35 – unknown serial killer with his own television series
dhoo8450 - only watches superheroes films
dingo - attends car rallies to show of his car
DinkumDog - true Aussie dole bludger who just lies around
Dirty*Deeds - a back door man
djdeep4172 –stole South of Heavens dog and is trying to ransom him
dog 4life - in a same sex relationship with an elder man
doggieaaron - wants to marry a boxing ring round card holder
Doggy – member of a club with an extremely small membership
doggy bill - posts hidden camera sex on pornhub
Doggystyla – his team always comes from behind
Dogluva - has a bit of trouble displaying his hatred for his arch rival
Doggone1975 - pissed off with his weird looking pet
Dogna88 - wants to be remembered as a cute baby
Dognacious - aggressive son of a bitch
Dogs2004 - cheap skate
Dogs_92 – only ever rented weekly videos never new releases from his local Blockbuster
Dogs Of War – has two mongrel kids
Dogsville - scruffy looking lout who started many a fight in the 70's and 80's
Dog Till I Die - if you're in the picture it wont be long
Dogtime - tries too hard to be cool
dogwhisperer – employed by the Dogs to mentor troubled players
Doomsdaydog - has a rivalry with Boxer for control
DublinDogg - simple Irishman
DT – his work is trying to sack him due to the number of sick days he has
D- voice – believes he is the voice of reason on all matters
Ecca - 5 year old
El_Magic – always calls people by the wrong name
ElMagicElMasri - wants people to ensure they know his favourite band is Headless Chickens
El Padrino – from Melbourne south of the border
enoughsaid - best described as a colourless character
FaceBreaker - should be called contract breaker or heart breaker
Fear.The.Roo - like a big red,scary as hell
finchie - favourite game is hangman
Fingal Bay - lives at Mt Druitt but his facebook page says Bondi
fiordog - two faced
flamebouyant - dogs fan who wishes he was a tigers fan
Freakzilla - has a high opinion of his uniqueness
froggy - likes to share in others glory
FZ1-S - always fighting with his wife so is prepared when told to piss off
Gabe – can’t decide what religion his is
_G-Dog_ - always secretly wanted to be in a same sex relationship with a pommy
G_Dog_Rota - still has his first Scalextric Slot Car racing set and looks the spitting image of _G-Dog_
Gareth - rarely seen but in the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Djent
gazza - enjoys watching repeats of black and white movies
GoTheDoggies - likes scoring at the nightclub
Gubanaculum - not happy with his nickname "egghead"
Grechy21 - instead of looking down a womans top he looks down at her face
GreenTurd – his mother kept his first ever shit
GrogDog - pisshead who likes talking about the 80's to his team of mates at the bar
Grunthos – known as the Elephant Man from Narrabeen
habs - needs to discuss a few issues with Bob dog
Hacky McAxe - heavy metal serial killer
halfcast – only wants one side of his body tattooed.
Halserhasworms – always states the obvious
Hansta – cross dresser who will jump at the chance to pick up a drunk who can’t tell the difference
hayes - has a hip way of saying hello
haytchcbb - wears what he likes and doesn't follow trends
haz123 – always goes to the pub but never buys a beer
Headmix - porn star with an eye for a fancy car
Heckler - vocal smartass
Horse - believes he's hung
Hulk76 - attends movie premiers in characters costumes
ibby – has a large collection of childrens books
Indiandog - the kid at school that nobody liked
Interstingg – took his employer to the cleaners and gloats about it
JabbatheMutt - got a dog because it looked like Terry Lamb
JackDog - best friends with Assassin
James zac - likes to position himself at the ground to ensure he is seen on tv
jasonsmith11 - unlike Mark Waugh is as talented as his brother
JayBee - living in the past
Jean-Claude Juncker - used to be loved but now hated
JORDZILLA – has a collection of those toys you used to get in cereal boxes and from those machines you put 20 cents in and turn the knob and receive a childrens toy
jof - Tasmanian
jpneves - sorry not enough to work with
JUNKYARD DOGS - member of an outlawed MC club
Just Dogs - I would cross the street to avoid him and never make eye contact plus holds a grudge
kalauh8123 – alcoholic
Kaz - lost
K E - gay yank or shithouse artist
Kelpie03 – likes to pick up sheep for obvious reasons
Kennelnator -No one knows where he is from
Kenya - favourite players were, Hickey, Eastwood & Kasiano
Kingrose - smartarse from the States
Kip Drordy – can be found at the park at the south end of town
KiwiDog7 - just sits around waiting for a fight
Kiwipup - everyones little cousin
KLil - celebrates too early
KoolDavid – not as cool as he thinks
kungfuman - inner city hillbilly
Kurrupt78 - one of those players who think they can make it in the corrupt sport of Gridiron
Legend23 – only ever fights in a pack never one on one
Liljonhny – was the ultimate ruler for a decade before being assassinated by his own family
LoneWolf - no wonder when you dress like that
Love_Dog - likes to party with the locals in Singapore
magdog - can only read about the dogs in magazines as he in Liverpool and is hated by Spurs fans including me
Malla - has never been told the truth, you can't rap
maroondog72 - employed as a talent scout for the Sharks but only ever finds reserve graders
MastaDogg - clever designer but mixes with the wrong crowd
Matilida - cranky old bastard with a sweet name
MattyB - worried about getting a parking fine
Maxhardcore - member of a Jewish metal band
Megatron_dog - thinks his son is the next Shaun Johnson
Merimbula Man - was moving to Victoria to live, but car broke down on the way and decided to saty
Mike Z – last in line of everybody called mike
Minix - still living in the 80's
Mitch Connor - always in the background and hard to distinguish
Moedogg - strange creature from PNG
Moey - popular and willing to please
MountMontoya – no thanks rushes and comes too fast
Mozzie - has a you tube channel where they walk around with a sign "free hugs" and secretly records peoples reaction
Mr 95% - innocent as he doesn't care if he is identified
Mr Invisible - solo achiever
MR SS - uncontactable on Good Friday, Easter Sunday or Christmas day but willing to talk to you any other day
Mr. Ditkovich - always blames you for dropping a fart due to his great sense of smell
Mumma - female child abductor
N4TE - drug dealer
Nabsolutely Fabulous - always turns up at the wrong ground but still cheers loudly
Nano - owns a billionth share in an artistic masterpiece
Nasheed - his boss doesn't talk to him
Nate Dawg – doesn’t like Tongans
Neil Peart - always behind the front men of the same Satanist worshipping underground group as Ted Nü-Dent
Nexus - could ruin his reputation due to a sex tape
no1bulldog - nothing but a dickhead who's in charge
Noeasyday – likes to celebrate wins at little athletics
NPC83 - artist who tries but just isn't very good
obje - favourite position is missionary
Ogre - unhappy when there no fight
oldpuppy - lies about his age
off-tap-robbie- believes all you need to do is drink beer from the tap to become a legend
Osterley - I’m sure I saw this guy on a show about pommies who move to Australia for a better life only to find he could only afford to live in the outback
ouwet - gets excited watching the Dogs
Packstar - no matter where you are you will always find a pissed Irishman
Papa Joe - old dude with a modern tattoo
Phalangist - a well-respected legend not forgotten
Piggy – displays gluttonous behaviour at the dinner table
pijk - likes to hang around toilets
pillow - lets his dog sleep in the bed with him
pisssst - tries to prove he is the Dogs biggest supporter
Pound Hounds – drinks at an Irish pub for people with low IQ’s
Punchbowl Dog - old timer who likes to pull out photos and show you the good old days
Qld-Dog – bit of a joker
Raikkonen – never given the credit for being the real brains behind the company business
rainman - strange person who loves them self
Raysie - Korean boy band member trying to make it in London
raz7au - went on a bender and woke up with a tattoo
Realist90 - knows he so ugly so he won't show his face in public
RockieDog – classic toolie who attends schoolies every tear
Rodziilla - sex fiend
Rothanaa – favourite show is Cheers
roy18 - considers himself the leader of the pack
rwalker99 – competitive and always wants to have the best Christmas lights in the street
s-704 – still collects footy cards but only for the chewie
S.B.W_Jnr - money hungry traitor who loves himself
sberry - maniac who doesn't care if you see him pick his nose in public
Scooby - wanted a bulldog but got a boxer
Scorpio - always obvious and will never surprise you until your stung for a $50 loan
Stuart Thomas - self promoter
seven07 – hasn’t worked out what channel the footy is on
Shanked - dangerous Asian pommy who carries a shiv
sheep dog – not very good at his job
Shnissss – snakey type of person
silva – always able to sidestep the law
sgodllubsti - a vicious mongrel
Skidz – didn’t quite make it to the dunny
SKY-DOG - likes boosting on facebook how great his life is
slydog - is not worried about admitting he is fat
Smirrors - has sponge painted his entire house
Slovenia Steve – comes from a country where this is considered white water kayaking
Snake - hasn't outgrown childrens dress up parties
Snowman – I really like this guy as he like me believes one day it will happen
Some doggies supporter - a snake in the grass
south of heaven - (personal favourite) so politically incorrect
SoulCrusher – visitor who you expected to stay overnight but ends up never leaving
SPEARTAKVIDREFS – deformed Zulu who kills tribal chiefs
speedy2460 - follows grid iron but calls it rugby league
Spoonman84 - first to start a fight and not afraid to pull out a weapon to end it
spscand – not too sure about this guy but lives in St George so maybe that explains it
Spudowsky - owns a Rebel Sports Store up the coast
Squash the Berries! – likes to take the piss
steeliz - blew so much cigar smoke in his dogs face it died of lung cancer
Steve 1700 - no longer has a team so has jumped onto the dogs forum
Straight18 -looks gay but isn't and feels need to prove it
Sue - willing to let an 100 year old make the decisions
superman75 – tends to overate himself
Surfdog – dogs fan living in Bondi who’s afraid to show his true colours in public
SweetFA – knows absolutely nothing about anything
Sword - likes swashbuckling films in 3D
Taboo - tattoos himself and follows any old dog
TalDog - ugly but tries to look cute
Teddybear – always wanted to be a ventriloquist (like myself)
Ted Nü-Djent - Satanist worshipper in an underground group
The_Chimpster - thinks he's immortal and has a weird laugh
The Dominator - thought he saw a bulldog in the clouds but had taken too many drugs
the hound - throwback who just discovered the wheel
The Innovator – owns a marketing company whose client sells a new anti-aging cream
The Pedigree - boasts abouts his relatives arriving on the first fleet
tonee - was good once
top-dog - you will have a fight on your hands claiming the title
Trafford10 - addicted to pornhub 24 hours a day
Trendsetter - tech nerd
Tuffers - kinky and honest
Turvey Chip and Chase – always last to attend the meeting because he is receiving instructions from the boss
TwinTurbo - likes to be heard
Typical dog - he and his best mate seek revenge on the opposition when the Dogs lose
UndeadShadowMan - peeping tom
Vegny – vegan who has lost so much weight they can no longer be seen
Vek – sells power tools for a living
Velk - has a picture at home of dogs playing pool
Vlasnik - confused Russian who thinks he's Scottish
w00t - likes to remember past warriors who fought well in battles
Wahesh - enjoys a g-string, my sort of guy
Wayne Rooney - confused and catches the train to the wrong station
Wendog33 – not too sure but perhaps a self-described ugly 33 year old women called Wendy
Wenger – a Frenchman who attended swap meets until he found the legendary childrens toy used by supermarkets as a marketing gimmick
Where's Pea? -drug addict
Wolfmother - someone I wouldn't buy a drink for at a pub as I might do the wrong thing
Xander- likes the party with the boys
XR6T - grows his nails to pick his nose
xreedmatic - ex mate who moved to NYC
yearofthedog - a dogs breakfast as I cant make it out
zappa - always trippin out
Sorry if I left you out, I know the truth hurts but please don't take offence.
I could also be full of shit and have no special power.
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