Survey

[Wahesh]

It's the off-season, it's summer, it's boring, it's slow around here, so let's get this done:



On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

What was your favorite toy growing up?

What accomplishment are you most proud of?

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?

What are your 3 favorite movies?

What's the right age to get married?

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

If you could time travel, where would you go?

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?

What's your favorite holiday desination?

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?

Who is the funniest person you know?

What's your favorite time of day?

What's your favorite season?

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?

What is the sound you love the most?

What's your pet peeve(s)?

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

What's your dream job?

Cake or pie?

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

What do you like to do on a rainy day?

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

What is your favorite thing about the beach?

What is your favorite Disney movie?

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?

What is your favorite day of the week?

 

[Wahesh]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? About 7

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? A genius

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Be taller

What was your favorite toy growing up? I can't remember - probably a G.I. Joe Action Figure, Car Garage, or Toy Robot

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? Lebanon without fail, closely followed by Barcelona

What are your 3 favorite movies? Fast and Furious 7, Fast 5, Terminator 2

What's the right age to get married? Mid 20s PROVIDED you are financially stable

What would you do if you were invisible for a day? Go to the movies and watch whatever movies wanted to

If you could time travel, where would you go? Back to the 90s

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? The Simpsons house

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Bubblegum

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? For a week, into the very distance future - year 2500 or so

What's your favorite holiday destination? I have 2 - Lebanon and Barcelona. I cannot split them

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Steak, Chicken and Seafood Paella, fruit salad with at least 15 different types of fruit

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Fry from Futurama

Do you feel like a leader or a follower? LEADER fo shizzle

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? WA - I'm sure it's more peaceful than Sydney and less traffic congestion

Who is the funniest person you know? @south of heaven

What's your favorite time of day? Probably around 7pm

What's your favorite season? Winter without fail

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Mejadra - still cannot stomach it

What is the sound you love the most? Nothing. I love peace and quiet

What's your pet peeve(s)? Slow walking people, loud talking people, bogans, slow drivers, unnecessarily loud bikes and cars - the list goes on

What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Cheese and tomato toastie

What's your dream job? Computer game tester

Cake or pie? Depends. Love meat pies and love mud cake

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Hide & Seek - it's scary, but I was laughing most of the way through it. It's a guy thing

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Barcelona

What fictional character do you wish you could meet? Homer

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? Tennis

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? Myer

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest

What do you like to do on a rainy day? Stay inside, watch tv, play computer games. I don't even mind driving around in the rain

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? Worst on a great team - you can't be that bad if you're on a great team

What is your favorite thing about the beach? Chicks in bikinis - isn't that rather obvious for every guy who's not gay?

What is your favorite Disney movie? He Lion King

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? Professional athlete - as mentioned earlier, tennis.

What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday

 

[Howard Moon]

It's the off-season, it's summer, it's boring, it's slow around here, so let's get this done:

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?

6

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?

genius

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

better self-control

What was your favorite toy growing up?

Lego train set

What accomplishment are you most proud of?

Advanced skill set - Adobe suite, mostly self taught

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?

Inner West of Sydney (not kidding)

What are your 3 favorite movies?

Willy Wonka, Rivers Edge, Snatch

What's the right age to get married?

28>

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

no comment

If you could time travel, where would you go?

Eden, or Giza pre pyramid construction

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

Frasier's condo

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Butterscotch

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?

Past

What's your favorite holiday desination?

Canada

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Coffee, Katsu curry, Taco bowl

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?

George Jetson.. love to experience their world

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?

Leader

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

Can you please stop barking so much?! Can you please take a dump before I take you for a walk? Why is there not nothing?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?

Victoria

Who is the funniest person you know?

My good mate Mikkel who will put anybody in stitches

What's your favorite time of day?

Bed Time

What's your favorite season?

Spring

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?

Squid, and every other seafood

What is the sound you love the most?

rain and thunder

What's your pet peeve(s)?

Narcissism

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

beef pastrami

What's your dream job?

Architect

Cake or pie?

Pie, chunky steak and onion

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?

House of a Thousand Corpses.... shit is messed up

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Antarctica

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?

Willy Wonka

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?

Tennis

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?

Pawn store in Hollywood

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

Smartest

What do you like to do on a rainy day?

Drink coffee, listen to chilled beats and make art

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

Best

What is your favorite thing about the beach?

the females

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Fantasia

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?

Architect

What is your favorite day of the week?

Saturday

 

[Mr Invisible]

This is wayyyyy too long for most people, but hey I'll give it a crack.

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? That's subjective as you need a baseline to compare it to.

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? Genius - they'll make more money than being a subjectively attractive cock whore like a Kardashian, or being famous for doing something great yet having no money.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Nothing, everything about me is what makes me ME and not someone else.

What was your favorite toy growing up? Depends on the age.

What accomplishment are you most proud of? One day when feeling really crook I sneezed, sharted, and spewed, all at the same time.

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? Champagne Beach in Fiji. 1km pure white sand beach and nobody else around.

What are your 3 favorite movies? The Crow, and I don't really have any others.

What's the right age to get married? When you feel it's right.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day? I'm invisible all the time, it's great, albeit not the best for conversations. The number of times someone has struck up a converstaion with the back of my head is astounding.

If you could time travel, where would you go? Back in time.

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? I'd have to say the LG 85" OLED 4K TV... not only would it be a wonderful large home, but just to annoy blue_boost I'd be renting it.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate.

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? I'd prefer ideally to live longer than a week in either thanks.

What's your favorite holiday desination? Fiji or Port Douglas/Palm Cove

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Meat, Vegetables and Fruit.

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Scrooge McDuck

Do you feel like a leader or a follower? I don't think theres any difference how you feel either the leader or the follower, if its inapproriate you're going to jail either way.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? 1. Why do you sleep all day, yet have so much energy of a night? 2. How the frig can you still be hungry, you just ate? 3. Don't you have enough toys?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? I'd say enlightened, or a constantly happy state.

Who is the funniest person you know? I don't know any people

What's your favorite time of day? When it's not fourty-fucking-degrees and 90% humidity.

What's your favorite season? Summer can be too bloody hot and humid, Spring is okay most of the time when its not raining, Winter is too cold - fuck that shit, Autumn can be cool and miserable/rainy.

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Qarta (you'll want to Google this).

What is the sound you love the most? Ripping a solid fart.

What's your pet peeve(s)? For me, incompetance. I cannot stand people who can't do a job properly. Give 100% or fuck off. Literally it takes no extra time doing a job properly, to doing a completely fucked up bodge job.

What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Open spread "ham sandwich" covered with "creamy white aioli"

What's your dream job? A job I dream about.

Cake or pie? Depends on my mood, but generally cake.

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Ugandans against Homosexuality, feat Martin Ssempa.

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Anywhere with crystal clear water, no internet, no flies, no annoying insects, all inclusive, no kids//children, and beautiful beachfront.

What fictional character do you wish you could meet? They are fictional, hence don't exist, hence can't meet them.

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? Darts!

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? Woolworths or Coles (and there's a reason why). You get free groceries, BUT given they sell gift cards, you buy unlimited gift cards to any other store (including VISA gift cards), hence allowing you to buy anything at any price effectively for free.

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? I'd rather not be an adult and still in school.

What do you like to do on a rainy day? Stay inside and wish the rain would fuck off.

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? I'd rather play with myself.

What is your favorite thing about the beach? Getting the f**king sand out of everything for the next 48 months.

What is your favorite Disney movie? DumbHo

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? I dunno, I'll tell you that when I venture into my new profession.

What is your favorite day of the week? Any day that ends in day, except if it's between Monday and Sunday.

 

[Memberberries]

My phone is crap for copying and pasting.
I'm not going to keep scrolling through the thread and post my answers.

 

[Wahesh]

This is wayyyyy too long for most people, but hey I'll give it a crack.

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? That's subjective as you need a baseline to compare it to.

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? Genius - they'll make more money than being a subjectively attractive cock whore like a Kardashian, or being famous for doing something great yet having no money.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Nothing, everything about me is what makes me ME and not someone else.

What was your favorite toy growing up? Depends on the age.

What accomplishment are you most proud of? One day when feeling really crook I sneezed, sharted, and spewed, all at the same time.

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? Champagne Beach in Fiji. 1km pure white sand beach and nobody else around.

What are your 3 favorite movies? The Crow, and I don't really have any others.

What's the right age to get married? When you feel it's right.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day? I'm invisible all the time, it's great, albeit not the best for conversations. The number of times someone has struck up a converstaion with the back of my head is astounding.

If you could time travel, where would you go? Back in time.

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? I'd have to say the LG 85" OLED 4K TV... not only would it be a wonderful large home, but just to annoy blue_boost I'd be renting it.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate.

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? I'd prefer ideally to live longer than a week in either thanks.

What's your favorite holiday desination? Fiji or Port Douglas/Palm Cove

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Meat, Vegetables and Fruit.

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Scrooge McDuck

Do you feel like a leader or a follower? I don't think theres any difference how you feel either the leader or the follower, if its inapproriate you're going to jail either way.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? 1. Why do you sleep all day, yet have so much energy of a night? 2. How the frig can you still be hungry, you just ate? 3. Don't you have enough toys?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? I'd say enlightened, or a constantly happy state.

Who is the funniest person you know? I don't know any people

What's your favorite time of day? When it's not fourty-fucking-degrees and 90% humidity.

What's your favorite season? Summer can be too bloody hot and humid, Spring is okay most of the time when its not raining, Winter is too cold - fuck that shit, Autumn can be cool and miserable/rainy.

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Qarta (you'll want to Google this).

What is the sound you love the most? Ripping a solid fart.

What's your pet peeve(s)? For me, incompetance. I cannot stand people who can't do a job properly. Give 100% or fuck off. Literally it takes no extra time doing a job properly, to doing a completely fucked up bodge job.

What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Open spread "ham sandwich" covered with "creamy white aioli"

What's your dream job? A job I dream about.

Cake or pie? Depends on my mood, but generally cake.

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Ugandans against Homosexuality, feat Martin Ssempa.

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Anywhere with crystal clear water, no internet, no flies, no annoying insects, all inclusive, no kids//children, and beautiful beachfront.

What fictional character do you wish you could meet? They are fictional, hence don't exist, hence can't meet them.

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? Darts!

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? Woolworths or Coles (and there's a reason why). You get free groceries, BUT given they sell gift cards, you buy unlimited gift cards to any other store (including VISA gift cards), hence allowing you to buy anything at any price effectively for free.

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? I'd rather not be an adult and still in school.

What do you like to do on a rainy day? Stay inside and wish the rain would fuck off.

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? I'd rather play with myself.

What is your favorite thing about the beach? Getting the f**king sand out of everything for the next 48 months.

What is your favorite Disney movie? DumbHo

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? I dunno, I'll tell you that when I venture into my new profession.

What is your favorite day of the week? Any day that ends in day, except if it's between Monday and Sunday.

You're a real smartarse you know that?

 

[ALX25]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 6.
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? Famous for something great.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Easily distracted.
What was your favorite toy growing up? Batman or spiderman.
What accomplishment are you most proud of? Diploma.
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? Loved Kakadu National Park wilderness.
What are your 3 favorite movies? Shooter, War Horse, Logan
What's the right age to get married? 30+.
What would you do if you were invisible for a day? - still thinking
If you could time travel, where would you go? Woodstock
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? - still thinking
What's your favorite ice cream flavour? Hokey Pokey
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? Head back to 2009 the week before I did my ACL and miss that round.
What's your favorite holiday destination? Noosa.
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Seafood, risotto, strawberries.
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Buzz Lightyear.
Do you feel like a leader or a follower? Follower.
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? Why did you chew on my shoes? Why did you chew on my football? Why do you bark at the waves?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? NSW (similar plants to QLD).
Who is the funniest person you know? - still thinking
What's your favorite time of day? After midday.
What's your favorite season? Sprummer.
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Vegan cheese.
What is the sound you love the most? Other then birds chirping, I recently heard a pretty decent O.
What's your pet peeve(s)? Littering.
What's your favorite kind of sandwich? BLT
What's your dream job? Park ranger.
Cake or pie? Cake.
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Tunnel.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? NZ.
What fictional character do you wish you could meet? Ted
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? Rugby League
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? Bunnings.
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest.
What do you like to do on a rainy day? Watch movies.
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? Best player.
What is your favorite thing about the beach? Adventuring in the mangroves.
What is your favorite Disney movie? Mighty Ducks.
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? Strengthen biosecurity legislation.
What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday.

 

[south of heaven]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.




Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
What happens if im already all of the above?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My penis its to big.


What was your favorite toy growing up?
My crackpipe

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Taking a shit
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Fucking woy woy.
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Gone with the wind, waterworld, battlefield earth.
What's the right age to get married?
2 days before death.

What would you do if you were
invisible for a day?finger people.


If you could time travel, where would you go?first fleet with an ak do the job properly

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Kelly bundys bedroom
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Roast chicken


Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Depends on the advancements of hooker robots

What's your favorite holidaydesination?
The waterfront near my house

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Sandnigger food,dot head food, and skittles

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Black jesus


Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Both i follow my shadow all the time.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Does it feel good licking your balls,
Does it feel good licking your balls
Does it feel good licking your balls
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
W.a. no fucking risk.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Clemintine ford
What's your favorite time of day?
Masturbation time.

What's your favorite season?
Something in the goldilocks zone


What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Anything's welsh or jew


What is the sound you love the most?
A good cracking fart.
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Me
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One with no bread

What's your dream job?
Executioner

Cake or pie?
What are you fucking j lo ?
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Castle sex tape.
If you could travel anywhere in theworld, where would it be?
Mc Donalds Lithuania

What fictional character do you wishyou could meet? Jesus

If you could be great at one sportwhich would you choose?croquet

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
St vinny's

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid inschool?
Rather not be in school

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Pull my penis

Would you rather be the best player ona horrible team or the worst player on a great team?team sports are gay

What is your favorite thing about thebeach? Watching Indian students drown

What is your favorite Disney movie?
No comment

If you were guaranteed to besuccessful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Doggy style

What is your favorite day of the week
None that end in y

 

[Memberberries]

Lmao@ 2 days before death being the right time to get married!

Well I wish i knew when I was going to die?

 

[Mr Invisible]

You're a real smartarse you know that?

*points in the direction of the question about famous or genius*

*stuff*

Annnnd just like Dominos, Southy delivers.

 

[Wolfmother]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.




Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
What happens if im already all of the above?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My penis its to big.


What was your favorite toy growing up?
My crackpipe

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Taking a shit
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Fucking woy woy.
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Gone with the wind, waterworld, battlefield earth.
What's the right age to get married?
2 days before death.

What would you do if you were
invisible for a day?finger people.


If you could time travel, where would you go?first fleet with an ak do the job properly

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Kelly bundys bedroom
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Roast chicken


Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Depends on the advancements of hooker robots

What's your favorite holidaydesination?
The waterfront near my house

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Sandnigger food,dot head food, and skittles

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Black jesus


Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Both i follow my shadow all the time.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Does it feel good licking your balls,
Does it feel good licking your balls
Does it feel good licking your balls
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
W.a. no fucking risk.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Clemintine ford
What's your favorite time of day?
Masturbation time.

What's your favorite season?
Something in the goldilocks zone


What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Anything's welsh or jew


What is the sound you love the most?
A good cracking fart.
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Me
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One with no bread

What's your dream job?
Executioner

Cake or pie?
What are you fucking j lo ?
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Castle sex tape.
If you could travel anywhere in theworld, where would it be?
Mc Donalds Lithuania

What fictional character do you wishyou could meet? Jesus

If you could be great at one sportwhich would you choose?croquet

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
St vinny's

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid inschool?
Rather not be in school

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Pull my penis

Would you rather be the best player ona horrible team or the worst player on a great team?team sports are gay

What is your favorite thing about thebeach? Watching Indian students drown

What is your favorite Disney movie?
No comment

If you were guaranteed to besuccessful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Doggy style

What is your favorite day of the week
None that end in y

Lmao@ 2 days before death being the right time to get married!

Well I wish i knew when I was going to die?

hahaha great responses but that one about marriage hit the mark lol

 

[Wolfmother]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? About 7

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? A genius

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Be taller

What was your favorite toy growing up? I can't remember - probably a G.I. Joe Action Figure, Car Garage, or Toy Robot

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? Lebanon without fail, closely followed by Barcelona

What are your 3 favorite movies? Fast and Furious 7, Fast 5, Terminator 2

What's the right age to get married? Mid 20s PROVIDED you are financially stable

What would you do if you were invisible for a day? Go to the movies and watch whatever movies wanted to

If you could time travel, where would you go? Back to the 90s

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? The Simpsons house

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Bubblegum

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? For a week, into the very distance future - year 2500 or so

What's your favorite holiday destination? I have 2 - Lebanon and Barcelona. I cannot split them

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? Steak, Chicken and Seafood Paella, fruit salad with at least 15 different types of fruit

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Fry from Futurama

Do you feel like a leader or a follower? LEADER fo shizzle

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be? WA - I'm sure it's more peaceful than Sydney and less traffic congestion

Who is the funniest person you know? @south of heaven

What's your favorite time of day? Probably around 7pm

What's your favorite season? Winter without fail

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Mejadra - still cannot stomach it

What is the sound you love the most? Nothing. I love peace and quiet

What's your pet peeve(s)? Slow walking people, loud talking people, bogans, slow drivers, unnecessarily loud bikes and cars - the list goes on

What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Cheese and tomato toastie

What's your dream job? Computer game tester

Cake or pie? Depends. Love meat pies and love mud cake

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Hide & Seek - it's scary, but I was laughing most of the way through it. It's a guy thing

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Barcelona

What fictional character do you wish you could meet? Homer

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? Tennis

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? Myer

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest

What do you like to do on a rainy day? Stay inside, watch tv, play computer games. I don't even mind driving around in the rain

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? Worst on a great team - you can't be that bad if you're on a great team

What is your favorite thing about the beach? Chicks in bikinis - isn't that rather obvious for every guy who's not gay?

What is your favorite Disney movie? He Lion King

If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? Professional athlete - as mentioned earlier, tennis.

What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday

OK just want to ask and no offence but... What's so beautiful about Lebanon ? Just curious because I've only heard this 5 star review from Lebanese people who visit and have family members there . From a tourists pov what would be the attraction?

 

[Wahesh]

OK just want to ask and no offence but... What's so beautiful about Lebanon ? Just curious because I've only heard this 5 star review from Lebanese people who visit and have family members there . From a tourists pov what would be the attraction?

Well you know how each country in Europe has it's own types of beauty and culture? Well... Lebanon is no different. But hey don't take my word for it, let's the drones show you...

 

[Wahesh]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.




Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
What happens if im already all of the above?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My penis its to big.


What was your favorite toy growing up?
My crackpipe

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Taking a shit
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Fucking woy woy.
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Gone with the wind, waterworld, battlefield earth.
What's the right age to get married?
2 days before death.

What would you do if you were
invisible for a day?finger people.


If you could time travel, where would you go?first fleet with an ak do the job properly

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Kelly bundys bedroom
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Roast chicken


Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Depends on the advancements of hooker robots

What's your favorite holidaydesination?
The waterfront near my house

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Sandnigger food,dot head food, and skittles

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Black jesus


Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Both i follow my shadow all the time.

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Does it feel good licking your balls,
Does it feel good licking your balls
Does it feel good licking your balls
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
W.a. no fucking risk.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Clemintine ford
What's your favorite time of day?
Masturbation time.

What's your favorite season?
Something in the goldilocks zone


What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Anything's welsh or jew


What is the sound you love the most?
A good cracking fart.
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Me
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One with no bread

What's your dream job?
Executioner

Cake or pie?
What are you fucking j lo ?
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Castle sex tape.
If you could travel anywhere in theworld, where would it be?
Mc Donalds Lithuania

What fictional character do you wishyou could meet? Jesus

If you could be great at one sportwhich would you choose?croquet

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
St vinny's

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid inschool?
Rather not be in school

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Pull my penis

Would you rather be the best player ona horrible team or the worst player on a great team?team sports are gay

What is your favorite thing about thebeach? Watching Indian students drown

What is your favorite Disney movie?
No comment

If you were guaranteed to besuccessful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Doggy style

What is your favorite day of the week
None that end in y

He's done it again

 

[Wahesh]

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? Why do you bark at the waves?
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? Vegan cheese.

 

[Wolfmother]

Well you know how each country in Europe has it's own types of beauty and culture? Well... Lebanon is no different. But hey don't take my word for it, let's the drones show you...

I don't think that video is promoting it to tourists, it's more like we've cleaned it up

 

[Smartseal]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
9.5
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Famous
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My Attitude
What was your favorite toy growing up?
My Sister
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Surviving my Teens
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
The Happy Place
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Godfather 1 Godfather2 & Die Hard 3
What's the right age to get married?
Dark Ages
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Follow my wife to her boyfriends
If you could time travel, where would you go?
2500
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
American Dad (Imagine a 3some with the wife & daughter)
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Salted Caramel
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Future (Collect all the race results i could find ala Back to the Future3)
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Whats a holiday?????
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Wagu Steak, Chinese Salad & Salted Ice-cream
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Astro Boy
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Leader
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why did you die, Why did you Fukin Die? Do i look Fat in this?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Sober
Who is the funniest person you know?
Carl Barron
What's your favorite time of day?
5-6 am
What's your favorite season?
Autumn
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Escargot
What is the sound you love the most?
Waves crashing on a beach
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Fukin Roundabouts
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Roast Wagu on fresh White bread & Salt......lots of salt
What's your dream job?
Male equivalent of Fluffer.......Puffer????
Cake or pie?
Oh definately PIE
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Squirm
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Antartica
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Walter White
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
Golf
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Amazon
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Watch Porn
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
Best
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
scantily clad women
What is your favorite Disney movie?
NFI
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Politician
What is your favorite day of the week?
Hump Day

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I don't even have time to read the questions

 

[The DoggFather]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
9.99

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Have my own heart

What was your favorite toy growing up?
Matchbox cars

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Giving death the finger 12 times

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Cancun
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Scarface, Goodfellas and Casino

What's the right age to get married?
Never

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Get into a car chase

If you could time travel, where would you go?
Back to the Assyrian empire

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Scarfaces mansion

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Red bull gelato

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Future ( just till tonight so I can get the 100m powerball numbers)

What's your favorite holiday desination?
Cancun

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Gook food, Wetback food and sand nice guy food.

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Fat Tony

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
What's a follower?

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Who stole you?
Did you rip them to shreds?
Did you Have Any pups?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Some island off QLD

Who is the funniest person you know?
Southy

What's your favorite time of day?
Tequila O'clock

What's your favorite season?
Winter

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Kosher or halal food

What is the sound you love the most?
A monster V8

What's your pet peeve(s)?
People, society, shit **** drivers

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Is Yerros a sandwich?

What's your dream job?
F1 driver or an Assassin

Cake or pie?
Doughnuts

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Ill let you know when I find one

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Cancun

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Tony Montana (Scarface)

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
NFL

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Lamborghini dealership

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Sleep

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
Best

What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Good looking Sheilas

What is your favorite Disney movie?
Lion King

If you were guaranteed to be successful in adifferent profession, what would you want to do?
President of Russia

What is your favorite day of the week?
Pay day

 

[Wolfmother]

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
9.99

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Have my own heart

What was your favorite toy growing up?
Matchbox cars

What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Giving death the finger 12 times

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Cancun
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Scarface, Goodfellas and Casino

What's the right age to get married?
Never

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Get into a car chase

If you could time travel, where would you go?
Back to the Assyrian empire

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Scarfaces mansion

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Red bull gelato

Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Future ( just till tonight so I can get the 100m powerball numbers)

What's your favorite holiday desination?
Cancun

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Gook food, Wetback food and sand nice guy food.

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Fat Tony

Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
What's a follower?

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Who stole you?
Did you rip them to shreds?
Did you Have Any pups?

If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Some island off QLD

Who is the funniest person you know?
Southy

What's your favorite time of day?
Tequila O'clock

What's your favorite season?
Winter

What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Kosher or halal food

What is the sound you love the most?
A monster V8

What's your pet peeve(s)?
People, society, shit **** drivers

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Is Yerros a sandwich?

What's your dream job?
F1 driver or an Assassin

Cake or pie?
Doughnuts

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Ill let you know when I find one

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Cancun

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Tony Montana (Scarface)

If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
NFL

If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Lamborghini dealership

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest

What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Sleep

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
Best

What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Good looking Sheilas

What is your favorite Disney movie?
Lion King

If you were guaranteed to be successful in adifferent profession, what would you want to do?
President of Russia

What is your favorite day of the week?
Pay day

I like the answer to follower or leader !