A man is sent to a different city for a business trip for 1 week. The weekend arrives and the man is sitting in the hotel room bored. He looks through the newspaper at a XXX service. He rings the number and speaks to a girl and asks her if she's good. "I'm the best there is" she said to him. So they arrange for an evening and he goes over to her apartment. She says "What can I do for you?" and he replies "I want a BJ!" and the girl tell him it will cost him $500. He said that's a bit steep for a BJ. She asks him to walk over to her window and points outside "See that Cadillac outside? I paid outright cash for that by giving BJs" so the man pays her and receives the best BJ he's ever had.
A few months later, the man is sent back to that city on business. He calls the same girl and arranges another evening with her. "What'll it be this time?" she asks him. "I want give it to you in your exhaust pipe" to which she quotes him $1000. He complains saying that's twice as much as the BJ. She then asks him to walk over to her window. "See that terrace across the road over there? I bought that outright with cash for this service you're asking for" and just like last time, the man knew he would be getting a good service for his money so he agreed and made the most of it.
Some months later, the man is again sent to the city on business. He calls the same girl and arranges another evening with her. "What can I do for you this time?" she asks him. "I want your box" the man replied. The woman walks over to her window and asks him to walk over. She points outside and says "See those Victorian houses all the way down the street and the Victorians across the road?" "Yes" the man replied with his tongue hanging out to which the lady then said "I would own all of them if I had a box!"