Rules for sons

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RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.
 

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33. Don't eat soy
33. Grow a full beard
34. Most important things are the 3 F's - Faith, Family and Friends
35. Drive a V8
36. Treat women the way you want your female relatives to be treated, unless they are feminist.
37. Just remember every **** with a phone is a spy camera
38. Keep consent forms with your condoms
 
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36. Treat women the way you want your female relatives to be treated, unless they are feminist.
37. Just remember every **** with a phone is a spy camera
:tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

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i actually think its the pussy move to not make the first offer in a negotiation
 

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When was this written .. 1904?

Rules for sons 2018 edition: You don't have to be a son, you can be a daughter if you want.
 

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Never date a vegan
Never ask to go see Taylor's swift unless your intentions are to bang broads
Never touch my battfield
Never tell me cod is a good game
 

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"rules for sons"?

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Rodzilla

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wtf you must date vegans, they are thin and dinner is less expensive
 

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wtf you must date vegans, they are thin and dinner is less expensive
But she will tell you every 2 mins and you can forget about putting your beef in her taco.
 
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