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So I went into Harvey Norman the other day and asked if they could sell me a new kettle. The main said: "Kenwood". I replied: "well is he working today?".
Isn't that joke supposed to be used in the context of a subwoofer?So I went into Harvey Norman the other day and asked if they could sell me a new kettle. The main said: "Kenwood". I replied: "well is he working today?".
Speaking of suchIsn't that joke supposed to be used in the context of a subwoofer?
That is so cute!!!Speaking of such
Are you suggesting she had a great set of knockers?A woman got some breast implants carved out of pine yesterday.
It would be great if this joke had a better punch line.
Wooden tit.
Ohh wow that's badQ.What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A. Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
Ohh that's badI heard this from a 13 year old boy ;
'I like my women like I like my wine , 12 years old and kept in the cellar'
Even for you that joke was so stupid it doesn't even make the cut to be in this threadLittle Johnny: Mum, why do people in our family die young?
Little Johnny: Mum? Mum??
I don't get these brunette jokesA blonde and a brunette were talking over coffee. The following conversation took place;
Brunette: Tsk, my husband bought me a bouquet of flowers to surprise me this morning so now I'll have to open my legs!
Blonde: Why, don't you have a vase?