CK's half-assed version of a KE survey.

[Captain Kickass]

2min time limit.
First impressions.

GO !!!

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss.

5. Must have item for your man cave ?

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???

 

[Moe]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? chicken nuggets, wrapping each one in cheese then dipping in sauce...

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? Ladies to look at

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? No comment

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. Would stick my manhood in her mouth, but not worthy.

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Some sort of music player pumping tunes

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? My current car is from my youth

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Must be drunk, and probably to impress a girl in order to get laid

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... Letting a Huntsman Spider crawl up my hand/arm whilst drunk and releasing it outside =P

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? decrease in empathy

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? All on Parra to get the spoon?

 

[MatstaDogg]

1. Pizza pockets or Nachos.

2. Seeing some "white pointers", and not the shark.

3.Golf, because i always seem to slice it too often to enjoy the game.

4.Shouldn't she be in the "i've dated a 100 guys" list.

5.The bar, definitely the bar.

6.I loved the Trans-am from Smokey and the Bandit.

7.I don't know if i could even.

8.So many in my younger days, my game was wack. One that comes to mind when i was 14 on a date at the movies i went to do the fake yawn to put my arm around her but was so nervous about it i tried to do it quickly but ended up punching her in the side of the head, which caused her to spill her drink on herself...i was smooth!

9.That i found a couple of greys in my beard.

10."Always bet on black"-Wesley Snipes.

 

[Captain Kickass]

Might as well kick this along ...

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?
Crumpets with Peanut Butter.

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?
Dipping your toes in the water.

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?
BOTH suck equally. Dont get me started.

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss.
"Shake It Off" is a legitimate cracker of a tune. Dont think she'll win it. Happy for her to make the list on the earlier basis.

5. Must have item for your man cave ?
Old-school Coin-Op Video Game console.

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?
1980 TE Gemini

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?
A couple of test runs. Alcohol consumed is proportional to my chances of "givin' it a go".

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...
Poetry.

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?
Stiff lower back.

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???
Any greyhound race. Box Exacta 1,2,3,8 for $10 flexi. Returns 83.33%

 

[Mr Invisible]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? An apple, or another piece of fruit. #shredforsummer

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? a Blake Ferguson finger puppet

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? Golf sucks more, because the only exciting thing that involves balls going into a hole, is currently not a sport.

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. Taylor is a real funny one. On one hand she seems like a really sweet and loving person, but you don't go through that many failed relationships unless clearly there are issues on your side.

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Currently putting together plans for a racing simulator cockpit for the mancave/study.

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? Either a Commodore or Torana from 1980

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Never .. i hate creepy crawlies.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... None

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? None, though did my neck the other day.

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? Bet that Blake Ferguson screws up before years end.

 

[Wolfmother]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?
Probably a bag of chips and coke zero
2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?This is a hard one but I guess it's not complete without a bit of people watching.
3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?Golf Because somehow someone or somebody with some 'pulling action' has convinced the tv stations that it's worthy of air time
4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. She's Pretty but not hot.. If she did make it In , she'd be in the bottom 10 percentile
5. Must have item for your man cave ?room deodorizer and air vents
6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?blue Laser TX3
7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?I'd have to be in a hazmat suit.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...I was working as a waitress in a 'coffee' bar and this bloke said 'i really like your top, I'll give you a dozen roses if I can have it ' it worked

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?Getting heat exhaustion

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???I'd bet $10 bucks that we don't get Alex Johnston

 

[south of heaven]

2min time limit.
First impressions.

GO !!!

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?
Whatever is there ill eat it im a pig .
2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? A boob covered in salt water

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?
Golf it ruins a good walk
4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss.with Internet porn I could not give a shit about a hot 100

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Same as mr I im going to make a racing pod also looking into setting up a video wall consisting of 4 50 inch screens just not sure how to exactly do it

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?
I was lucky to change a tire on my bmx restoring a car is not for me.
7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?
Put my hand on a huge one the other day at work while up an extension ladder .I almost shit my pants and fell .so mortien all the way.
8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...
To many to list but a lot worked and a lot of slaps in the face also.
9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? A chin full of grey hair

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? Anything thats paying high

 

[Hacky McAxe]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? Breakfast

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? a beach (kind of pointless without one)

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? Golf, At least with fishing I don't have to walk anywhere.

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. I'd happily give Taylor Swift my hottest 100 if you know what I mean

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Walls, roof optional

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? Toyota Cressida. The pinnacle of Luxury and power (and it used 1 litre of petrol per 10 metres)

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Why would I let me pet go when he can sit on my shoulder.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... Told an 18 year old chick I was 25 when I was actually 28. She said "25, that's too old" so I said "Yeah, I was kidding, I'm actually 23"

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? A manly beard to keep my face warm since I don't have any hair left on my head

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? I bet I can find a good meal and a beer for under $10. I stopped gambling when I realised that the Gods of gambling hate me. Seriously hate me. I can't win anything. I've sat there on the pokies and put in $100, 20c per hit for 4 hours and won nothing. I don't mean overall, I mean I haven't won feature or even a single dollar.

 

[EXPLORER]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?oreo bickies

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?frozen coke on way home

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?golf sucks - stupid sport, lets be honest

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss.no, I hate her music

5. Must have item for your man cave ?strippers

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?Toyota Corolla - Didn't restore it, I loved it, all my cars from my youth were shit boxes including the Corolla, but the Corolla was the only one that didn't break down (often)

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Id do it for a FFM threesome LOL.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...Bought flowers -

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?Farting more

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? all or nothing on anything

Hows that? lol

 

[EXPLORER]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?
Probably a bag of chips and coke zero
2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?This is a hard one but I guess it's not complete without a bit of people watching.
3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?Golf Because somehow someone or somebody with some 'pulling action' has convinced the tv stations that it's worthy of air time
4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. She's Pretty but not hot.. If she did make it In , she'd be in the bottom 10 percentile
5. Must have item for your man cave ?room deodorizer and air vents
6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?blue Laser TX3
7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?I'd have to be in a hazmat suit.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...I was working as a waitress in a 'coffee' bar and this bloke said 'i really like your top, I'll give you a dozen roses if I can have it ' it worked

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?Getting heat exhaustion

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???I'd bet $10 bucks that we don't get Alex Johnston

LOL at giving away your top, that's an awesome story, So its fair to assume the guy is/was to be your hubby/boyfriend?

 

[Bad Billy]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? Doritos

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? My kid

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? Golf, Frustrates the fu*k out of me. even a shit day fishing, is relaxing.

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. Fu*k no ! Pop princess.

5. Must have item for your man cave ? A dick.

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? HT monaro

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Fu*k no ! Never ! I hate spiders ! i couldnt even be in the same room with it ! A BJ from Miranda Kerr isnt even close to enough.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... Dropped keys down a girls cleavage, cause i was "too drunk to drive". Didnt work.

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? Grey chest hairs.

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? Dogs to win.

 

[chris_e_fresh]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? i usually have nothing in my house so i cant snack and become a fat c**t so id have a protein shake with frozen berries

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? 2 towels one for the sand one for drying

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? fishing - f*ck fish

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. - id bang her

5. Must have item for your man cave ? when i build buy a house im having a media room with cinema chairs with cup holders - ive allready found them on ebay - now to save for a house

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? lambo

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? none refer to my fish comment

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...- my mate told a chick i played for the dogs and he was my manager

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? hating every other team more and more

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? put it on a fav to win and keep playing that way

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I think the most entertaining thing about this is that many people think "Hottest 100" is a hot chick competition.

 

[Ecca]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? - Biscuits

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? Sex (hence my time at the beach is seldom complete)

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?Fishing - Don't eat fish

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in :Never played on JJJ so don't believe she should be there, also after being promoted via KFC it breaches the JJJ T&C's and should be disqualified

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Big Screen TV

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?My first car EB Ford Fairmont (handed down from father) - not a great car, but oh the memories and the stupidity

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? There is NO circumstance that this would occur.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... Poetry

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? White eyebrow hair

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? A multi involving some longshots

 

[Rodzilla]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? Original Jatz

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? Sand in the underwear and ass

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? Fishing, because at least i eventually get the ball in the hole

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. no comment

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Women

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? didnt own one but i wouldnt mind trying a CRX

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? i think i might do it if people kidnapped my entire family and were going to kill them unless i did it

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... i tried to get her extremely drunk, she was almost passed out but even then unbelievably she refused sex

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? the PS3 hasnt been on for a while

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???5 leg multi with results that should happen

 

[pillow]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? Tears of sadness because I don't know how to make waffles

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikinis

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? Fishing. What am I, An Animal? I'm not catching my own damn food. Plus I look good in golf attire

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. Give zero ****s for triple J. She should be in there purely because it's the 'hottest' 100, and she's smokin.

5. Must have item for your man cave ? Framed signed picture of Vladimir Putin riding a bear

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? from my youth? 1985 Pontiac Trans Am. Any time period? 1966 Chevrolet Nova.

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? Depends how hot the lady who begged me not to smash it with my thong was

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... There are no lame moves. Only lessons. Although I have pretended to be vegetarian. Worst ****ing idea ever

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? My napping has increased dramatically

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? 10 bucks on Katy Perry to have a 'wardrobe malfunction' at the superbowl halftime show

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? bourbon

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? fish n chips

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? i like both

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. don't really care

5. Must have item for your man cave ? staligtites

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? i want to restore my first bmx

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? i've done this many times, spiders are fascinating creatures

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... too many to catalog

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? my hair is becoming less each year

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? no bets, to the bar

 

[Wolfmother]

LOL at giving away your top, that's an awesome story, So its fair to assume the guy is/was to be your hubby/boyfriend?

Let me clear that up hmmm I didn't give him my top but I found the attempt amusing! And yeah my boyfriend for a couple of years till he started working for ASIO .. Lol

 

[MattyB]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ?
Kettle Chilli Chips

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ?
Food And Beers

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ?
Fishing, cause you stick and the end of the day and you may not even catch anything

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss.
Because JJJ listeners need something new to listen to

5. Must have item for your man cave ?
a Massive TV and a PS4

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ?
A Ford Cortina, I had a project when I was younger, restored a TC Cortina, installed a 289, C4 auto, Deep dish rims (12 Slots) slick interior, got side swiped in revesby and lost a lot of Ca$h, but i'd do it again in a heart beat

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ?
That will never ever happen, ever!

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ...
Pretended to be an Architect (I thought it was a cool job at the time)

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ?
3 beers gets me a little wasted and sleepy, so I fall asleep on the lounge

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ???
a Multi bet of course

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

1. It's midnight. You've got munchies. What are we having ? corn flakes and ice cream.

2. Time at the beach isn't complete without ..... ? white pointers..... if you get my drift.

3. Fishing or Golf : Which sucks more and why ? golf. even a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.

4. Taylor Swift is a worthy addition to the Hottest 100 should she make it in : Discuss. i care not for her.

5. Must have item for your man cave ? foxtel

6. Pick your favourite car from your youth : What are we restoring ? was never really into cars

7. Under what circumstances do you think you could ever rise to the challenge of allowing yourself to let a Huntsman Spider to crawl up your hand/arm, so your could release it 'alive' outside ? i would prob faint at first sight.

8. Lamest "move" your ever tried on a date and/or in order to get laid ... i tried buttering her popcorn. she was not impressed.

9. What's the latest sign of aging you've developed in the off-season ? im onto the tea these days. *cradles back n forth in rocking chair*

10. We've got $10 left, and it's time to place a bet. What sort of bet do you wanna do ??? well i went to the races only once in my life. and for the lolz i put $10 on horse 10 in race 10. it got a place and it wasnt even a favourite. so prob something like that again.