Not really thread worthy buts its been bugging me all day, went in to Bunnings today and as i approached the counter the woman working there screws her face up and and says ah jesus you have got to be kidding!!
Being a bit confused i said what do you mean?
she replies..as if you'd ever go out in public in a bloody bulldogs top, there supporters are nothing but a pack of bloody lebo's and as she continued to serve me she kept mumbling on about how bad the dogs supporters were and it was getting close to the point where i didnt think she could stand to serve me lol.......one of her work mates actually came over to see if there was a problem
Might have to pretend to be a Souffs supporter from now on....but dont know how i'd go wearing a smelly old holed filled Souffs beanie on 40°c days with my old long sleeved, faded 1960's Souffs jersey stained with goon and dribble that i bought with bottle caps from Vinnies, and prowling around the gutters and beer gadens in me Adidas trackies & thongs looking for bumbers,
smiling at everyone with my gummy toothless grin with maybe 1 or 2 black rotten teeth hanging on for dear life and shakin all my derro mates hands with me brown nicotine stained hand that smells like white ox while lined up at Centrelink (or the soup kitchen) with the defacto telling her to f#$koff before the chic at centrelink sees her and finds out we aren't seperated