Bit off topic but bogan related , true story
I had a mate from interstate come visit one time .he ask what the local pubs were like I said" it can be an eye opener" anyways we walk down there to grab a feed , with in 10 minutes a huge group of people walked in semi dressed jeans a d thongs , then the bride no shoes and off guts . The bride a well known local drunk whos name funnily enough is Cheryl. Every second word out of cherlys mouth was **** this and **** that.she see my mate and she tries to pick him up by starting a convo .cheryl was very angry that after that got married out front of the pub they tried to go to a semi classy restraunt up the road with out booking. From what she told us the **** of a fukking poofter manager would not let them in the **** of a joint (her words ) so she told them to garn get farrrked. ( by this stage my mates as white as a ghost and looking at me in disbelief) cherly is grabbing my mate and making all sorts of remarks her husband was ten feet away playing pokies could hardly even stand. Cherly continued her rant how all her freinds are dog ***** and instead of a stupid fukking gift card they should of bought her a bag of speed. After my mate rejected her offer she got the shits and started on her new useless **** of a husband not sure what happened next but she smashed a schooner glass over his head which turned into a little bar fight. Cops were involved cherly got capsicum spray and thrown into the paddy Wagon. Few more street fights and things getting thrown .I was laughing my ass off .my mate just could not understand what happened in front of him.