Crap jokes thread

[JackTheLad]

What did one gay sperm say to the other?

How do we find an egg in all this sh!t

hahaha lmao ....

 

[-alex-]

whats red and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket

whats yellow and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket in disguise

 

[BootS]

what do you call a one eyed deer?

no idea

 

[Slippery]

YOU'RE a crap joke.

 

[OTTO]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still No Idea

 

[-alex-]

what do you call an aboriginal rolling down a mountain?
abolanche

what do you call an aboriginal rolling up a mountain?
black magic

what do you call an aboriginal cut in half?
cherry ripe

 

[Captain Kickass]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pile of leaves ?

Russell !

 

[-alex-]

whats brown and sticky?
a stick

 

[Captain Kickass]

What do you call a girl standing behind a soccer goal ?

Annette !

 

[OTTO]

What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam

 

[OTTO]

What do you call a girl standing behind a soccer goal ?

Annette !

beat me

 

[BootS]

An abo walks into a bar with one thong on

barman says "lose a thong mate?"

abo says "nah found one"

 

[KL]

why do niggers stink?

so blind people can hate them too

 

[OTTO]

What is a Mt Druitt girls idea of safe sex?
A bus Shelter

 

[-alex-]

who killed soulja boy?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

(gayest joke ever)

 

[JackTheLad]

What do you call a girl standing behind a soccer goal ?

Annette !

There are a million of these:-

What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug

What do you call a man at your door?
Matt

What do you call a man in your pool? Bob

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilean

 

[JackTheLad]

why do niggers stink?

so blind people can hate them too

mate, poor jokes. Let's keep race out of this, Ben DBarba won't appreciate reading this

 

[BootS]

what do elephants use as vibrators?

epileptic pygmy's

 

[Slippery]

Knock knock.

"Who's there"

"Boo"

"Boo who"

"Cry baby..."

 

[BootS]

what did the blind man say when he walked past the fish markets?

hi girls