Top Shelf News - Ennis rumor edition

[BootS]

Hi News fans,

Top Shelf News can confirm the news being spread around about Michael Ennis faking neck injury and signing with Souths is a major gee-up. The starters of this rumor are gee-ups themselves.

Actually what i can honestly report from Belmore is Ennis will be the next Blue and White captain and he is extremely excited about this. This is confirmed but will not be made public until next year.

So everyone please calm down now.

Remember you heard it here first,
BootS for Top Shelf News

 

[Gladiator.]

LOL! I never said to believe the rumours, just whispers going around.

 

[Bakes]

lols at those rumours

 

[the Coyote]

saw Ennis on the Lounge the other day, they asked him if Tinkle-**** had been
in contact with him.... he was pretty clear that he loved the joint and is not
going anyway......

 

[Vargster]

Top Shelf as always, Boots.

I'm glad that in this day and age, there is still at least one reliable news source that we can trust and turn to.

In TSN we Trust.

 

[TJW]

souths are making up a lot of rumours lately, its starting to annoy a lot of clubs! of course it was going to be ennis, who else could it be really?