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BootS

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An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 000.

Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

*click* *BANG*

Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
 

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Hahahahahaha.
 

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reports racism
LOL, didnt you know your allowed to be racist to your own race. Just like its ok for a black person to call another black person a nice guy.
 

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Sorry the race is Anglo-Saxon. hope this clears it up for you.
We're not f#cking Brits, for god's sake, we're of Celtic stock. I could hardly be more offended than I am now. Disgusting. I never thought Boots was a racist until now- I'm off to eat a potato, get drunk & bash my children.
 

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We're not f#cking Brits, for god's sake, we're of Celtic stock. I could hardly be more offended than I am now. Disgusting. I never thought Boots was a racist until now- I'm off to eat a potato, get drunk & bash my children.
LOL, Sorry :p
 

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LOL, didnt you know your allowed to be racist to your own race. Just like its ok for a black person to call another black person a nice guy.
Well if thats the case Assyrians can be anti-semetic and get away with it because Assyrians were the first semetic people. So........................

F**K all Jews LOL
 
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