Soccer The Manchester United SUPER Thread

[coach]

Why aren't you even talking about Casemiro?

We don’t talk about em until there in a United jersey, you do know how bad our recruitment team are at actually signing players lol

Linked to de Jong, sign a 30 year old heart atttack victim
Linked to a 6ft 2 defender timber, sign a lawn gnome
Linked to the queens Corgy, sign a stuffed cat….

 

[Hansta]

Ancelloti just confirmed casemiro off to utd

 

[CrittaMagic69]

We don’t talk about em until there in a United jersey, you do know how bad our recruitment team are at actually signing players lol

Linked to de Jong, sign a 30 year old heart atttack victim
Linked to a 6ft 2 defender timber, sign a lawn gnome
Linked to the queens Corgy, sign a stuffed cat….

Hahahaha. This does look like it's happening though.

 

[Hansta]

If we can somehow get de jong on top then our midfield goes from shit house to decent.

Really don't want Fred or mcshitcunt to ever play again

 

[CrittaMagic69]

If we can somehow get de jong on top then our midfield goes from shit house to decent.

Really don't want Fred or mcshitcunt to ever play again

Does he even want to join you guys?

 

[coach]

If we can somehow get de jong on top then our midfield goes from shit house to decent.

Really don't want Fred or mcshitcunt to ever play again

I very much doubt we get de Jong too
Be nice, that way we can axe mcfred

 

[Hansta]

Does he even want to join you guys?

He is open to leaving if barca pay his 17 mill euro owed wages

 

[Hansta]

Whether or not he would come to utd I'm not sure. I've seen reports saying he would be and others saying he wont

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Fucking casemiro don’t know how they pulled that off unless Madrid is selling us a dud

 

[coach]

Fucking casemiro don’t know how they pulled that off unless Madrid is selling us a dud

I’ve never seen em sell a cracker…….

 

[DoggiesUtd]

I’ve never seen em sell a cracker…….

Makelele to chelsea decent
Round the same age as well when he came over [emoji6]

 

[coach]

Makelele to chelsea decent
Round the same age as well when he came over [emoji6]

He was very good for Chelsea
Good call

 

[coach]

60m for cassemrio, 10m adds ons
Unless the 10 m add ons is miss the top 4 and be relegated
We won’t have to pay the 10 m [emoji23]

 

[jmaamary]

There could be a nuclear bomb dropped in Manchester and somehow McFred will still start next week.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Looks like you guys can finally sign Griezmann lol

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Mctom is gone, Newcastle are interested in him.

It’s actually not a bad team

ddg
Dalot macguire / varane / the butcher / Shaw
Fred casemiro Eriksen
Fernandez
RONALDO

 

[coach]

Mctom is gone, Newcastle are interested in him.

It’s actually not a bad team

ddg
Dalot macguire / varane / the butcher / Shaw
Fred casemiro Eriksen
Fernandez
RONALDO

Erickson Fred shouldn’t be walk in starters in midfield at united tho
Still plenty to fix

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Doesn’t Fred consistently play for Brazil?

 

[coach]

Doesn’t Fred consistently play for Brazil?

Yup, and that’s half the reason Brazil has been dog shit for a while
They were always the big dogs
Now their just another South American team, there’s 6-7 teams in Europe better
Never could u of said that

 

[chris_e_fresh]

Yup, and that’s half the reason Brazil has been dog shit for a while

they won 14 from 17 to get to the World Cup.

move watched games and they aren’t that bad. Fred played well back half of last season