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Alan79

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EXORCIST said:
Reminds me of Cancun, my brother-in-law and I followed this glamour Mexican MILF in Costco because she was shopping in her thong bikini.

I swear till this day we both don't remember why we were in Costco in the first place.
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This fellow I used to work with. He's a nice guy. Probably 35-40, very religious to the point of not drinking or gambling, respects women etc. The huge chink in his armour is he unfortunately speaks a million miles an hour which can be unnerving, and he can see a pretty girl in a supermarket and just go blank while staring at them. He'll be mid ramble and you'll be waiting the minute or so he can go before running out of steam. Suddenly you know that there's a pretty girl nearby and where by following his gaze. He's like a gazelle in the headlights.

I'd say it takes him an hour or more to grab 10 things at the shop. He'd freeze up and suffer from the following the white rabbit thing with moderately attractive women at a shopping centre. I think he'd get locked up at a beach. One of the nicest guys I know, but sadly comes off as creepy as hell.
 
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EXORCIST said:
Reminds me of Cancun, my brother-in-law and I followed this glamour Mexican MILF in Costco because she was shopping in her thong bikini.

I swear till this day we both don't remember why we were in Costco in the first place.
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That was like in Woolies last week - turned the corner out of an aisle and bumped into a bloke.

I said: ‘Sorry mate, didn’t see you there, I’m just looking for my wife’. He said: ‘Me too’ I say: ‘Let’s help each other, what does your wife look like?’ Him: ‘Blonde, 180cm, tanned legs, large breasts…yours?’ Me: ‘Never mind, let’s look for your wife :-).
 
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