BootS
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- Jan 20, 2005
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Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment
> to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to
> his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
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> 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
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> 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he
> drunkenly replied.
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> 'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
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> 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
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> 'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
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> 'Just watch' he said.
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> He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering
> bash' and stepped back.
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> His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
> in astounded silence.
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> Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the
> wall screamed,
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> 'For f*#k's sake, you stupid **** . It's ten past three
> in the f*#king morning !!!'
> to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to
> his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
>
>
> 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he
> drunkenly replied.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
>
>
> 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
>
>
> 'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
>
>
> 'Just watch' he said.
>
>
> He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering
> bash' and stepped back.
>
>
>
> His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
> in astounded silence.
>
>
> Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the
> wall screamed,
>
>
> 'For f*#k's sake, you stupid **** . It's ten past three
> in the f*#king morning !!!'
- Awesome !
