Survey of 2016!

[Wahesh]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

2. What colour are your eyes & hair?

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)

4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!

7. What was the last illness you had?

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

Definitely. But my brother "Guy Incognito" may go to Australia

2. What colour are your eyes & hair?

Blue and can't remember. Haven't seen it in years.

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)

Skateboard. My first broken bone was on a skateboard.

4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?

Yes to pretty much everything.

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?

Snog Taylor Swift, Marry Jessica Alba, Kill... tough choice. Maybe Jessica Alba's current husband.

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!

Either prevent 9/11, or teach Marty Bella to catch a ball.

7. What was the last illness you had?

Do hangovers count?

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?

There's no way I can answer this without sounding dirty so... probably Tera Patrick, Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?

Again?

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

Deposit on an apartment in Sydney

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Here you go @Moe

 

[Rodzilla]

id have to think about the first answer tbh

 

[Wahesh]

Well I might as well answer my own survey...

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia? Yes, provided all my family could move with me (hey, I'm a billionaire and can bribe them all with money, so that wouldn't be a problem) - and we'd all own houses in LA, New York, Chicago and Florida as well as condos in Hawaii

2. What colour are your eyes & hair? Brown and brown (although when I young younger I had dark blonde hair and dark blue eyes)

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...). Loved my bike when I was a lad, also had a skateboard I liked a bit but wasn't very good at it

4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media? Facebook only

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they? Snog - Emilia Clarke (she's that pommy chick that plays young Sarah Connor in Terminator Geneisys), Marry Lea Michele, Kill Kanye West

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count! 9/11 comes to mind, but also tell Police the Lindt Cafe f**kwit was packing a bomb so they would've arse-searched him and found the gun, sending him back to the slammer!

7. What was the last illness you had? A cold about 2 weeks ago

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner? Vin Diesel, The Rock, & Arnie

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool? Oh yes, provided it's private and indoors

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)? Invest it on perhaps 2 apartments. If I have anything left over by any chance, buy a new car.

 

[south of heaven]

.1.
Yes id buy and old plantation in the south and a few blackfaces as well to make it authentic.
2. Brown and brown.
3 bmx .
4 no
5. Snog that chick from the first transformers in the butt.marry bea arthur to spite k.e. kill probably bruce jenner he seems confused and needs to be put down.
6.go back in time and kill the Kardashian mother and invest a some money in Microsoft.
7.hippytitus terminal coolness
8.steve mortimer , joe pesci , and jason Donovan
9. Yeah done it would do again
10. 1 million buy a shit hole renovated myself probably wouldn't have enough to put a water slide in my man cave so a slip and slide in the garage would do

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

1. no, lived there before and Australia is better.
2. black and blue
3. BMX
4. no
5. snog alexandra daddario, marry rachel mcadams, kill kanye
6. terry lamb
7. steve mortimer
8. arnie, sly, bruce willis
9. done it before, was pretty average
10. give it to a poor **** that was worse off then me

 

[Nate DAWG]

1. In a heartbeat - 1.3 billion is pretty big incentive.

2. Brown and Briwn

3. BMX

4. No social media, I scroll my wife's fbook though

5. Snog Salma Hayek, Marry my wife, kill Donald Trump
6. Make James Graham' charge down on Reynolds miss his legs and be a clean charge down

7. Conjunctivitis

8. Chris Tucker, Michael Jordan and the Rock

9. I'm more of freshwater or ocean dude.

10. Pay off the mortgage, get a land rover, go on a holiday

 

[coach]

1. no, lived there before and Australia is better.
2. black and blue
3. BMX
4. no
5. snog alexandra daddario, marry rachel mcadams, kill kanye
6. terry lamb
7. steve mortimer
8. arnie, sly, bruce willis
9. done it before, was pretty average
10. give it to a poor **** that was worse off then me

Lololol love the 6 n 7

 

[The DoggFather]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

Only if I live in Texas.

2. What colour are your eyes & hair?

Brown eyes and black beard.

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)

Mongoose bike.

4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?

Na, I'm not a 13 year old girl.

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?

Snog - ?
Marry - Sofia Vergara
Kill - Madonna

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!

Put a bullet in George Bush's head.

7. What was the last illness you had?

Dialated Cardiomyopathy and Viral Myocarditis.

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?

Al Pacino
Robert De Nero
Joe Pesci

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?

Been there, done that. I prefer the Caribbean ocean

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

I'd buy 2 units and leave them for my children. Also would leave some money for their education.

 

[Nano]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

No, **** that.

2. What colour are your eyes & hair?

Hazel eyes and dark brown hair.

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)?

Bike.

4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?

Facebook, Insta, etc, etc haha

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?

Snog - Miranda Kerr
Marry - Miranda Kerr
Kill - I don't really care

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!

Make us win 2012 and 2014.

7. What was the last illness you had?

Probably a cold last winter.

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?

Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jason Statham.

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?

Yeah why not but in private.

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

A nice car and some luxuries or a deposit on my dream area where I want to live.

 

[rainman]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

Don know maybe
2. What colour are your eyes & hair?
Green / black , that's green and black eyes

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)
Skateboard
4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?
Is this forum classed as social media

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?
The Kardashians

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!
Scream out to Greg Eastwood not to run into Jamie Soward
7. What was the last illness you had?
An enlarged penis

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?
The 3 stooges

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?
In a pool of what ?

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

Snort coke off a hookers ---- remember all the money I have left over from question 1

 

[rainman]

1. If you won the $1,300,000,000 US lotto, would you accept it PROVIDED that it required you to move to America and never return to Australia?

Don know maybe
2. What colour are your eyes & hair?
Green / black , that's green and black eyes

3. What was your favorite vehicle as a child (Skateboard, bike, roller-blades etc...)
Skateboard
4. Do you have Facebook, Instagram and/or any other form of social media?
Is this forum classed as social media

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?
The Kardashians

6. If you had the chance to go back in time and do something that could avert the face of histroy, what would it be? CATCH: It has to be a time when you're were alive so WWII etc... doesn't count!
Scream out to Greg Eastwood not to run into Jamie Soward
7. What was the last illness you had?
An enlarged penis

8. Who are 3 celebrities you would have over for dinner?
The 3 stooges

9. Would you ever make love to someone in a pool?
In a pool of what ?

10. A realistic question, if you won $1,000,000 in lotto, what would you spend it on (granted it's not that much money nowadays)?

Snort coke off a hookers ---- remember all the money I have left over from question 1

 

[The DoggFather]

Eastwood? Wasn't it Pattern?

 

[Boxer]

Eastwood? Wasn't it Pattern?

It was eastwood pattern made the brake passed to jamal who scored

 

[The DoggFather]

It was eastwood pattern made the brake passed to jamal who scored

Kiss imoo I still want to bitch slap that little ****.

 

[Boxer]

Kiss imoo I still want to bitch slap that little ****.

Badly what a **** cost us big time that little shit

 

[The DoggFather]

Badly what a **** cost us big time that little shit

Well for a fact he cost us the Minor Premiership.

 

[Boxer]

Well for a fact he cost us the Minor Premiership.

That's right where was those bottle throwers when you need them lol

 

[Pom_81]

5. Snog, Marry, Kill one of each celebrity - who are they?

Snog - Miranda Kerr
Marry - Miranda Kerr
Kill - I don't really care[/B]

Isn't that a waste of your snog? Kinda take it for granted that you'll get plenty of that after the marriage.