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Dogs offering a new promotion for Souths game, "buy a ticket bring a mate for free".

I know this sounds counter intuitive, but resist this promotion for the good of the club.

Don't go to the game, we need poor crowds for the rest of the season so the broom can go through management and coaching staff over the off season. We need change.
 

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Dogs offering a new promotion for Souths game, "buy a ticket bring a mate for free".

I know this sounds counter intuitive, but resist this promotion for the good of the club.

Don't go to the game, we need poor crowds for the rest of the season so the broom can go through management and coaching staff over the off season. We need change.
Its a Souths home game isn't it?
 

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Resist it ? Theres no temptation to at all to attend a dogs game as things stand.
A free corporate box full of eastern European porn stars hand feeding me cured meats and cheeses would probably get me there but only if they had block out blinds on the windows so i wouldn't have to watch these imposters running around.
 

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I understand where your coming from, but i think more than ever ticket sales wont come into it, hasler has lost the team, they deny it, but it is evident.
He has been giving the flick to so many good talented loyal canterbury players in the last 2-3 years and its pissed the current ones off.
Im certain the piece of shit has 4 games left!
I can handle the dogs missing the 8, but its the way the team is permforming that burns me.
Like us, maybe the players agree, and its the only way they see of getting rid of the coach is to perform poorly?

At least the swans are killing it!
 

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Resist it ? Theres no temptation to at all to attend a dogs game as things stand.
A free corporate box full of eastern European porn stars hand feeding me cured meats and cheeses would probably get me there but only if they had block out blinds on the windows so i wouldn't have to watch these imposters running around.
I could think of a few of those porn stars I'd like there
 

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I was not planning on going anyway, but Souths home games are the worst. The stuff they put on is so cringeworthy. Really cheesy videos on the big screen, fake crowd cheers, that crappy Souths song. Can't stand it.
 

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I was not planning on going anyway, but Souths home games are the worst. The stuff they put on is so cringeworthy. Really cheesy videos on the big screen, fake crowd cheers, that crappy Souths song. Can't stand it.
just like the ***** did for the grand final, like it was their home game
 

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Smart way of making the crowd bigger than it would be if they were selling tickets. Don't know whose home game it was on Thursday but the crowd looked pathetic.

I just wish the club was as smart with moving players or the coach on as they are with bullshit schemes and slogans.
 

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Our club is desperate but our fans do know why, If we keep hammering our board and Des goes at season end, we will see light at the end of the tunnel.
But IMHO the game is in bigger trouble than our club, the NRL is very desperate with attendences down big time, and the game as a whole is on a down hill slide with no end in sight and no visible solution.
 
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Resist the temptation ?
Shouldn't be a problem.
Being ass raped by a baseball bat, wrapped in barbed wire, is more tempting.
 
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Resist it ? Theres no temptation to at all to attend a dogs game as things stand.
A free corporate box full of eastern European porn stars hand feeding me cured meats and cheeses would probably get me there but only if they had block out blinds on the windows so i wouldn't have to watch these imposters running around.
mmmmmmmmmmm......Eastern European porn stars.
 
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Having nobody show up would still rack up higher numbers than a Roosters home game.
 
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I was offered buy 2 GA tickets get 1 free. I told them the Bachelor is on at 7:30 and I'd have more chance of getting excited watching that.
 
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Resist it ? Theres no temptation to at all to attend a dogs game as things stand.
A free corporate box full of eastern European porn stars hand feeding me cured meats and cheeses would probably get me there but only if they had block out blinds on the windows so i wouldn't have to watch these imposters running around.
if we share, I'll bring the cheese
 
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