Oh, My Darling Flanagun

[Mr 95%]

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

In the forums, of the Kennel
Taking away everyone’s fun
Your always posing and a boasting
Not another one from Flanagun

Yes at first, it was funny
Though now its become tiresome
The same old bloody same old
Can you please stop Flanagun

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Everyday you start a new thread
You have reached a numerous sum
Time to close down that keyboard forever
And let it all be finally done

If you can do this
You’ll be our favourite gun
We’ll look forward to watching you playing
We’ll love you Flanagun!

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Sung to the tune of..Oh, My Darling Clementine

 

[Flanagun]

This is fake news, tbh.....you were just saying how much you loved the 'gun just this morning in another thread. Who do you think you're foolin', boy-oh?

 

[Mr 95%]

This is fake news, tbh.....you were just saying how much you loved the 'gun just this morning in another thread. Who do you think you're foolin', boy-oh?

I’m the people’s poet.. I echo their thoughts and troubles.. and this song nails it..

 

[Curash]

What the fuck is wrong with you khhunnttss

 

[Psycho Doggie]

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

In the forums, of the Kennel
Taking away everyone’s fun
Your always posing and a boasting
Not another one from Flanagun

Yes at first, it was funny
Though now its become tiresome
The same old bloody same old
Can you please stop Flanagun

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Everyday you start a new thread
You have reached a numerous sum
Time to close down that keyboard forever
And let it all be finally done

If you can do this
You’ll be our favourite gun
We’ll look forward to watching you playing
We’ll love you Flanagun!

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Sung to the tune of..Oh, My Darling Clementine

This is brilliant, but can you do another one to the tune of Sweet Caroline? I dunno why that song comes to mind in this context, completely random...

 

[Mr 95%]

What the fuck is wrong with you khhunnttss

Just voicing the thoughts of the people dude..

 

[Mr 95%]

This is brilliant, but can you do another one to the tune of Sweet Caroline? I dunno why that song comes to mind in this context, completely random...

Let me see PD.. Sweet Caroline..could be Please Flanagun! Lol..

 

[Moedogg]

TK off-season has begun.

 

[Flanagun]

Let me see PD.. Sweet Caroline..could be Please Flanagun! Lol..

Please Flanagun buh-buh-buh-baa
Please keep posting you're such fun!

 

[Okunbors Cradle Snatchers]

Mr.95% is definitely Flanaguns back up account. Who else could find the time to write a poem about a troll account?

 

[Mr 95%]

Mr.95% is definitely Flanaguns back up account. Who else could find the time to write a poem about troll account?

No way ..Mr95% is 100% Mr95%!
Plus he doesn’t write such quality..

 

[Flanagun]

Mr.95% is definitely Flanaguns back up account. Who else could find the time to write a poem about a troll account?

If I wrote a poem it would be to expose the herpas. Just accept it, I have fans. I call them my fanaguns

 

[Mr 95%]

If I wrote a poem it would be to expose the herpas. Just accept it, I have fans. I call them my fanaguns

It’s a song..not a poem.. Just proved we are not the same!

 

[Flanagun]

It’s a song..not a poem.. Just proved we are not the same!

What is a song, if not a poem for the illiterate?

 

[Mr 95%]

What is a song, if not a poem for the illiterate?

Whoa dude..that’s the origin of prayers.. Song is a mergence of joy and love..mixed with a nice tune..

 

[1967]

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

In the forums, of the Kennel
Taking away everyone’s fun
Your always posing and a boasting
Not another one from Flanagun

Yes at first, it was funny
Though now its become tiresome
The same old bloody same old
Can you please stop Flanagun

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Everyday you start a new thread
You have reached a numerous sum
Time to close down that keyboard forever
And let it all be finally done

If you can do this
You’ll be our favourite gun
We’ll look forward to watching you playing
We’ll love you Flanagun!

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, @Flanagun
You keep posting you keep trolling
But never sorry, Flanagun

Sung to the tune of..Oh, My Darling Clementine

I like what you’ve done here, but to really make it zing, I feel the “oh my Darling’ lines could use a bit of tweaking, ..

I’m sure just about everyone on TK could come up with some stronger words to swap in for those parts …

 

[Mr 95%]

I like what you’ve done here, but to really make it zing, I feel the “oh my Darling’ lines could use a bit of tweaking, ..

I’m sure just about everyone on TK could come up with some stronger words to swap in for those parts …

Lol..I’m a G rating kinda guy..Let em rip..I hold no copyright.. I stole it too..from Percy Montross!

Ps..I keep it G..because deep down I like the @Flanagun

 

[TheAlmightyJish]

I'm amazed how long this bloke has trolled for. I tip my hat to him.

 

[Flanagun]

I like what you’ve done here, but to really make it zing, I feel the “oh my Darling’ lines could use a bit of tweaking, ..

I’m sure just about everyone on TK could come up with some stronger words to swap in for those parts …

Face reality, the only people who don't like the 'gun are humourless wet fish like you, baby!

 

[GrogDog]

Fukin AMEN!