Ok fair enough.Oh come on ... if you are going to create a thread like this, you need to have the first kick!
Fuck.There’s this other one I recall. Now not exactly in an office but for a business. When someone says Harvey Norman, you usually think the retail store selling electronics, perhaps even furniture and bedding. Not many people know that they also do home renovations – kitchens, bathrooms etc…
So one day the contractors went to a site for a job to renovate a bathroom in a classy eastern suburbs apartment block. The couple who owned the apartment didn’t have any children in the house, only a maid who didn’t speak English. So both of them went off to work one day. The contractors arrived at the apartment – 1A – and knocked on the door. The maid answered and let them in. They told her who they were and what they were there to do. She didn’t understand English so she just let them do whatever they were there for. They went to the bathroom and noticed that it wasn’t new, but it wasn’t old either. Certainly nothing that needed renovating. They rang their boss to tell him about it, but he was at a funeral and wouldn’t hear of it. He just told them that it’s the job and told them to do it.
So… they began. Tearing out the vanity, knocking out the tiles, pulling the bath tub and toilets out along with the shower and racks. Everything was going smoothly. There was only 1 problem. They were meant to be doing this work next door… in apartment 1B.
The couple come home from work that night and… WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK! There’s no bathroom!
They told the maid and she communicated with them whatever little information she was able to obtain. They found out it was Harvey Norman who did it and rang them up demanding and explanation and threatened suing them.
HN said that it was a big misunderstanding but they’ll make it up to them. They’ll send them to Europe for a 4 week holiday fully paid for. On top of this, $20,000 spending money to enjoy the holiday and when they come back home they’ll have a brand new bathroom that would’ve costed them absolutely nothing.
Their only request is that they didn’t go to the media about it!
Lol yeah oh harvey norman im extremely distraught for giving me a new bathroom. Put this in my lounge room and we will call it even.Fuck.
I hope Harvey Norman fuck up and rip out my bathroom.
Only one sub ??Lol yeah oh harvey norman im extremely distraught for giving me a new bathroom. Put this in my lounge room and we will call it even.
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Only one sub ??
They're only sending you to Europe. The least they could do is hook you up with a 5.2 as well ??
2!!!!!!! I want fucking 4 lolOnly one sub ??
They're only sending you to Europe. The least they could do is hook you up with a 5.2 as well ??
Here's an office story. Last week all the techs were on leave so the General Manager asked me if I could run a fire test on the Saturday. Said he'd pay me $200 for however long it took. Went there and pumped it out in 2 hours. Spent most of the time running laps up and down stairs then drinking coffee and cracking jokes with the tradies.Lol yeah oh harvey norman im extremely distraught for giving me a new bathroom. Put this in my lounge room and we will call it even.
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This one time i was making coffee and someone asked if I could make them a coffee. I said yes, but then I didn't make them a coffee. They just sat there waiting.I just came here to read some office root stories, gang bang at Christmas party or some shit.
@rainman, you got any spicy office stories mate? How did you go at the roosters functions?
what a disappointment this thread is.
Spicy you say ?I just came here to read some office root stories, gang bang at Christmas party or some shit.
@rainman, you got any spicy office stories mate? How did you go at the roosters functions?
what a disappointment this thread is.
Well I got a dilemma I'm kinda facing - maybe you can help me with it. It's about office hotties.I just came here to read some office root stories, gang bang at Christmas party or some shit.
@rainman, you got any spicy office stories mate? How did you go at the roosters functions?
what a disappointment this thread is.
I'm a busy man. I don't have the thyme for jokes like this.Spicy you say ?
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Well I got a dilemma I'm kinda facing - maybe you can help me with it. It's about office hotties.
So... the office hottie here is going on leave for 4 weeks, meaning I'll need to check out someone else, and I've narrowed it down to 3 possible candidates:
Candidate #1
Pros: She has a nice petite figure, nice blonde hair (I'm generally a brunette guy but this girl pulls the blonde look off well), and she's all around pretty cute.
Cons: Her accent! The Irish accent is too thick on girls and turns me off
Candidate #2
Pros: Beautiful curvy figure, nice tanned complexion, softly spoken and model-like face. She's not like those typical Indian girls who are very skinny and have hair up to their waists, she's more modern, as mentioned curvy, long, but not overly long hair. You know how a lot of people say they’ll never get with someone from a certain race for whatever reason, it’s like that with me and Indians, however, there will always be THAT ONE PERSON who will be an exception. She is that one person
Cons: Regardless of the last pro, she's Indian
Candidate #2
Pros: This one is not bad. She has a nice cute face, big (but not overly big) butt, nice personality and very feminine. I mean she’s pretty cool.
Cons: A large tat on her foot. And I mean it’s a pretty thick one too. Even though it’s all the way down there, it stick out. Argh!
lol, ok Mike Tyson.I'm a busy man. I don't have the thyme for jokes like this.