Napoleon syndrome?

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I didn’t think lightening could strike twice but this morning at the gym.. on the treadmill looking out the windows another M3 bmw pulls up… another short guy gets out.. if I did t see it for myself I wouldn’t believe it..

One time may have been a phenomena but now two in a week, it’s a trend.. I’d love to see bmw stats on new M3 buyers how tall they are..
 

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I didn’t think lightening could strike twice but this morning at the gym.. on the treadmill looking out the windows another M3 bmw pulls up… another short guy gets out.. if I did t see it for myself I wouldn’t believe it..

One time may have been a phenomena but now two in a week, it’s a trend.. I’d love to see bmw stats on new M3 buyers how tall they are..
you’re inspiring me to go have an affair with a woman who is married to a short guy!
I reckon I can pull it off?
Most wives like to talk shit about their husbands.
Would be a good ice breaker!
 

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Napoleon wasn't short TBH. He was likely about 1.68 - 1.7m tall, which would have been average for a Frenchman in the early 19th century.
 

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Napoleon wasn't short TBH. He was likely about 1.68 - 1.7m tall, which would have been average for a Frenchman in the early 19th century.
Why do they make it out like he is 5 foot lol.
 

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Is it bad that I’m 5.7 with 20inch arms ?
Mussolini and Hitler weren't very tall and look at them.

At the end of the day your height has advantages and disadvantages.

For example when playing golf you need to have your head over the ball.
Sometimes I wish I was 4 inches shorter so I don't have to get my clubs modified.

It would be easier to focus on striking the ball if I was a little shorter.
But at the same time having the extra height and length in my arms gives me an advantage to get more speed and spin on the ball!
 

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Mussolini and Hitler weren't very tall and look at them.

At the end of the day your height has advantages and disadvantages.

For example when playing golf you need to have your head over the ball.
Sometimes I wish I was 4 inches shorter so I don't have to get my clubs modified.

It would be easier to focus on striking the ball if I was a little shorter.
But at the same time having the extra height and length in my arms gives me an advantage to get more speed and spin on the ball!
Only time height matters is in sport I guess. Basketball usually tall soccer usually short .
 

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Mussolini and Hitler weren't very tall and look at them.

At the end of the day your height has advantages and disadvantages.

For example when playing golf you need to have your head over the ball.
Sometimes I wish I was 4 inches shorter so I don't have to get my clubs modified.

It would be easier to focus on striking the ball if I was a little shorter.
But at the same time having the extra height and length in my arms gives me an advantage to get more speed and spin on the ball!
Bro everyone except Shaq is short compared to you, you tall **** lol

PS yeah I wish I was tall as you. I'd be unstoppable lol
 

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Get a real complex small fry!

My therapist told me I have a "God complex..."
How dare he say that unto me!
 

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Lol good point.
Sometimes being short and solid is a good thing in footy. My boy is a solid 63kg but currently 140cm...very hard to tackle because of his low centre of gravity.

Very rarely he gets tackled to the ground, they just bunch up on him until the ref calls held. Helps his offloading too.
 

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Sometimes being short and solid is a good thing in footy. My boy is a solid 63kg but currently 140cm...very hard to tackle because of his low centre of gravity.

Very rarely he gets tackled to the ground, they just bunch up on him until the ref calls held. Helps his offloading too.
Marshallah bro good genetics bro.
 

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Napoleon wasn't short TBH. He was likely about 1.68 - 1.7m tall, which would have been average for a Frenchman in the early 19th century.
I have heard a lot of old pubs in England from 200 years ago are very small?
I guess the fortune of war at The Rocks is modelled after those particular pubs?
I went in there once and it was awkward!


Only time height matters is in sport I guess. Basketball usually tall soccer usually short .
Pool and snooker provides advantages and disadvantages to both tall and short players.

Short players with small hands have the advantage on playing the white ball off the cushion!

Tall players have the advantage of better reach in the middle of the table!

Damn I'm itching for another game of golf, pool and snooker!
Real too, none if this virtual online shit!


Bro everyone except Shaq is short compared to you, you tall **** lol

PS yeah I wish I was tall as you. I'd be unstoppable lol
I have been in the same room as Shaq.
He's not much taller than me.
I found him to be very rude and up himself!
He's just a freemason puppet anyway!
Shit actor too!
 

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I have heard a lot of old pubs in England from 200 years ago are very small?
I guess the fortune of war at The Rocks is modelled after those particular pubs?
I went in there once and it was awkward!




Pool and snooker provides advantages and disadvantages to both tall and short players.

Short players with small hands have the advantage on playing the white ball off the cushion!

Tall players have the advantage of better reach in the middle of the table!

Damn I'm itching for another game of golf, pool and snooker!
Real too, none if this virtual online shit!




I have been in the same room as Shaq.
He's not much taller than me.
I found him to be very rude and up himself!
He's just a freemason puppet anyway!
Shit actor too!
Fuck bro how tall are you?
You more of a giant that just height lol.
 

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Swimming probably don’t favour short guys.. those small feet barely moving any water.. big feet and they are like a cruise liner..

But I’ve seen a few short people buy shoes a size or two too big, to make it out like their feet are bigger.. napoleon syndrome
 

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so this entire thing is the same two trolls trolling each other and their multiple accounts? Fucking sad. Dogs need to win soon because we are in the gutter.
 

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Swimming probably don’t favour short guys.. those small feet barely moving any water.. big feet and they are like a cruise liner..

But I’ve seen a few short people buy shoes a size or two too big, to make it out like their feet are bigger.. napoleon syndrome
Swimming definitely height would be an advantage.
 

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Fuck bro how tall are you?
You more of a giant that just height lol.
I had to arch my back and duck my head to walk through the door at fortune of war.
Once in the bar, even while sitting down I had to duck under the shelves and glasses dangling, to speak to the bartender.

He was just laughing at how awkward and out of place it was me just being there!
He told me politely that I don't belong there.

You know how they have lines you need to be taller than so you can get on a ride at an amusement park?
Fortune of war needs the opposite.
They need a line which you need to be shorter than so you can drink there.

Another disadvantage of being tall, there is particular jobs we cannot work due to WH&S restrictions!
 
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