MAFS 2024 official thread

[UmoGus]

She host sex parties there is no way them 2 are working out. He seems like he don’t like the vag at all

He's just a bitch

 

[Mitch Connor]

Look I hate myself as much as the next guy but I’m married so of course I’m stuck watching this shit with my missus.

The new blonde getting married tonight is literally a main character on Upper Middle Bogan and has been on shit Aussie tv shows like Offspring and shit.

They don’t even try to get real people anymore lol

 

[UmoGus]

Look I hate myself as much as the next guy but I’m married so of course I’m stuck watching this shit with my missus.

The new blonde getting married tonight is literally a main character on Upper Middle Bogan and has been on shit Aussie tv shows like Offspring and shit.

They don’t even try to get real people anymore lol

Yeah big load of shit

 

[EXPLORER]

My wife and daughter watch this show.
I sit and play on my phone when it's on.
I drift in and out between looking at the kennel, guitars for sale, ebay, and porn haha.

But dead set tonight got my attention
I honestly could not believe what I was watching.
Where do they find these twits

 

[Mitch Connor]

My wife and daughter watch this show.
I sit and play on my phone when it's on.
I drift in and out between looking at the kennel, guitars for sale, ebay, and porn haha.

But dead set tonight got my attention
I honestly could not believe what I was watching.
Where do they find these twits

The editors and producers piece together the conversations/arguements.

Red dress was blowing up whilst cutting steak, then her next sentence she is pulling apart a breadroll then next sentence is back to cutting steak.

They are literally creating the story lol

 

[Wahesh]

Where’s my homeboy @Blue_boost?

 

[Blue_boost]

That Jono bloke has no backbone…

the manbun bloke said all those things and when he says muzzle your woman, it was an outrageous comment.

but that Jono bloke is some sort of coward isn’t he

 

[Blue_boost]

Where’s my homeboy @Blue_boost?

dinner party is a must… I was confused though as there were a few extra weddings earlier in week and the existing MAFS couples attended those.. was t that like a dinner party also? But no one was stabbed or insulted? Wasn’t that an opportunity to set someone straight?

 

[Bad Billy]

I can’t believe this thread even exists.

 

[Memberberries]

I can’t believe this thread even exists.

I know right?

Marriage is becoming rare since the scamdemic!

How long until doltone house starts downsizing and then finally filing for bankruptcy?

 

[Blue_boost]

I know right?

Marriage is becoming rare since the scamdemic!

How long until doltone house starts downsizing and then finally filing for bankruptcy?

they had a kickstart with the gay marriage thing.. function centres are happy about it as a gay marriage typically lasts 1-3 years then They get remarried again so they may 3-4 sets of fees from the same person.

 

[Memberberries]

they had a kickstart with the gay marriage thing.. function centres are happy about it as a gay marriage typically lasts 1-3 years then They get remarried again so they may 3-4 sets of fees from the same person.

Marriage is mostly for suckers.
There are exceptions to the rules, but most people who get married do so for the wrong reasons.

The best one I ever heard about is when they tied the knot and got to the reception and started giving their speech.

The groom decided to announce he is gay.
The relatives and friends thought he was joking at first?

His brother then realised he was dead serious, saw red and started to strangle him!

I wonder if anyone here has footage of it?

 

[Wahesh]

I can’t believe this thread even exists.

Listen listen... I don't watch the show either, but you just broke the golden rule around here. You questioned something that the Boost did. DON'T QUESTION THE BOOST.

 

[Memberberries]

Listen listen... I don't watch the show either, but you just broke the golden rule around here. You questioned something that the Boost did. DON'T QUESTION THE BOOST.

Do you think Boost speaks like Guido Hatzis in real life?

Do not talk over me my friend or I will kick boxsh you to the head mate!

 

[Wahesh]

Do you think Boost speaks like Guido Hatzis in real life?

Do not talk over me my friend or I will kick boxsh you to the head mate!

Well it would make perfect sense, although the difference is that Boosty is real, whereas Guido was a real as a $30 note.

 

[Blue_boost]

I thought jack calling the other blokes whales and then offering a supplement package was an appropriate apology?