Joke for the ladies.

[BootS]

Whats wrong with sex first thing in the morning?
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Have you ever tried to peel open a toasted cheese sandwich?

 

[Vargster]

Yuk

 

[BootS]

Yuk

Damn straight it's yuk.

 

[Carl.]

lol

 

[K E]

Hahahahahaha

3 tampons were walking down the street, which one said hello?
None, they're all stuck up c*nts.

 

[Moe]

LMaO!!!!!!

 

[BootS]

Rofl KE

 

[The Beer Baron]

Why do women rub their eye's when the wake up in the morning??

Cause they don't have balls to scratch.

 

[-Kurry-]

I really feel like a cheese toastie now.

 

[Rodzilla]

i dont get it

 

[-alex-]

showering at night will ensure that never happens.

 

[~ZoSo~]

I dont get it

 

[Ghost of Dime]

we figured.

 

[Bob dog]

Lol, I like it.
The only people that complain about sex are the impotent.

 

[BootS]

LOL Bob likes smegma.

 

[FaceBreaker]

Whats wrong with sex first thing in the morning?
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Have you ever tried to peel open a toasted cheese sandwich?

lolol.

Your supposed to eat it not look at it

Apologies if that was over the top....

 

[Cryptic Ghost]

Why did God give men penises?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

 

[MP4 - Eedz]

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

 

[purpleskittles]

Why do bride's wear white?

Don't all kitchen appliances come in white?