Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard

[CrittaMagic69]

This is better than some of the movies they've stared in, anyone following this at all?

 

[Mr 95%]

This is better than some of the movies they've stared in, anyone following this at all?

I heard something about a corpse!

 

[The DoggFather]

She took a shit on the bed

 

[Mr 95%]

She took a shit on the bed

What’s wrong with that..? Hmmmm..? Reminds me of the time I..oops have I said too much??

 

[Disposable Hero]

What’s wrong with that..? Hmmmm..? Reminds me of the time I..oops have I said too much??

No No don't stop!!! I wanna see how it ends....

 

[Total Fool]

I would eat Amber’s vig-jay-jay for days…. I reckon it would taste like sweet nectar from the gods too

 

[Mr 95%]

No No don't stop!!! I wanna see how it ends....

Well the smell was kinda intox..nah better stop as I always end up in a shitty mood!

 

[senshidog]

Amber is pretty much the "crazy / hot" scale, personified.

Both as bad as each other it sounds like.

 

[Bulldog1966]

Never liked Depp, total weird ****

 

[south of heaven]

She took a shit on the bed

Amber turd?

 

[MatstaDogg]

Amber is pretty much the "crazy / hot" scale, personified.

Both as bad as each other it sounds like.

Bloody oath she is. She'll fuck you like a maniac then next minute want to destroy your whole being. That's why some blokes are willing to take the gamble of a crazy chick, cuz her vajay jay game be so strong that it outweighs her cons of mental gymnastics.

 

[south of heaven]

Bloody oath she is. She'll fuck you like a maniac then next minute want to destroy your whole being. That's why some blokes are willing to take the gamble of a crazy chick, cuz her vajay jay game be so strong that it outweighs her cons of mental gymnastics.

All women's are the mentals sometimes you can stiff peen it out of them, sometimes the stiff peen turns them into maniacs

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Seems to me that people are taking sides, but they're both as bad as each other.

Many people jumping to defend Depp but ignoring the recording they played where Depp was threatening to cut his own wrists in front of her.

I think they're both messed up. Just don't let them go near each other and they'll be fine.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Bloody oath she is. She'll fuck you like a maniac then next minute want to destroy your whole being. That's why some blokes are willing to take the gamble of a crazy chick, cuz her vajay jay game be so strong that it outweighs her cons of mental gymnastics.

Honestly, probably worth it.

 

[CroydonDog]

Is it me or has Depp morphed into a fat Mexican who is waiting for Robert Rodriguez to cast him in his next film?

 

[belmore_utd]

Amber is pretty much the "crazy / hot" scale, personified.

Both as bad as each other it sounds like.

Love how the crazy scale starts at 4 because there is no woman that is below a 4 on the crazy hot matrix Lol

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

I would eat Amber’s vig-jay-jay for days…. I reckon it would taste like sweet nectar from the gods too

Rumour has it it tastes like Musk

 

[south of heaven]

Rumour has it it tastes like Musk

Musk sticks?

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

Musk sticks?

yes . ELONgated ones

 

[Doogie]

Personally, had a ball with two absolute nutters in the my early 20's. Dealt with it by treating them like meat sacks. Worked a treat. One I dumped eventually and a mate (with permission) had his share. Six months later he told me she did his head in. And he hardly got any action. Apparently he treated her like a GF. Probably to blame for that because he saw how I treated her for a year and wanted to be the better guy.

So, the Lizard Lord advice to all my little lizards, nutcases are fun. Treat them mean and keep them keen. They'll do anything for the attention. And don't ever try to one up the Lizard Lord - all u end up with is a psychiatrist bill and a sack full of semen.