dvsbastard
Kennel Enthusiast
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2005
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1) Are your parents married or divorced? Both married to other people.
2) Are you a vegetarian? No, I was born here
3) Do you believe in Heaven? Yes, I believe in myself
4) Have you ever come close to dying? Yes, but I decided it wouldn't be good for my hair.
5) What jewelery do you wear 24/7?
6) Favorite time of day? 10 Minutes ago
8) Do you wear makeup? No
9) ever have plastic surgery? No but I have had plastic explosives, and explosive surgery
10)Do you color your hair? I already answered this FFS
11) What do you wear to bed? Depends undergarments
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? Not today, oh wait...
13) Can you roll your tongue? Yes, I can also smoke it...
14) Do You Tweeze your eyebrows? I don't have eyebrows... I have an eyebrow...
15) What kind of sneakers? Quiet ones
16) Do you believe in Abortions? I rely on them
17) What is your Hair color? FFS What is with all the hair questions?!
18) Future child's name? Zortrox (sounds pretty futuristic IMO)
19) Do you snore? Only when I sleep
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Home
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes, only because it is illegal to do so with live ones
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Get my money.
23) Gold or silver? Shouldn't you ask the judges?
24) Hamburger or hot dog? No thanks, I'm not hungry
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
26) City, beach or country? All of them at the same time.
27) What was the last thing you touched? *Blushes*
28) Where did you eat last?
29) When's the last time you cried? I am crying right now...
30) Do you read the newspaper? No, I eat them... WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
32) Ever been involved with the police? No, but they have been interested in me.
33) what's your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap? What is this you speak of?
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Only when I am sleeping and not snoring
35) Ocean or pool? Snooker
38) Window seat or aisle? I sit in the aisle
39) Ever met anyone famous? How famous? Ivan Milat... He gave me a few pointers...
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I eat it.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? I like all Lesbians
43)Basketball or Football? Depends what sport I am playing
44) How long do your showers last? About 2-3 days before I need another one
45) automatic or do you drive a stick? I ride a broom... Is that like driving a stick?
46) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream cake!
47) Are you self-conscious? No, I wasn't aware of my existance
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Yes, it's how I know when I have drank enough
49) Have you ever given money to a tramp? Nope, but I have received herpes from one
50) have you been in love? Yeah, but I don't know her name...
51) Where do you wish you were? Didn't you ask this already... PAY ATTENTION FFS
52) Are you wearing socks? Only one
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Only once, but only coz I was on heat and the nurse was cute.
54) Can you tango? Yeah, usually over winter if you stay out of the sun.
55) Last gift you received? I see dead people
56) last sport you played? Beach ball
57) Things you spend a lot of money on? Goods and services
58) Where do you live? At home
59) Where were you born? In a hospital
60) Last wedding attended? My Best Friends wedding... Yeah that was me.
61) favorite fast food restaurant? Roast Cheetah's
63) Most hated food(s)? Crap on toast
64) What's your least fav. chores? All of them
65) Can you sing? Well I can talk so I guess I can sing as well!
66) last person you instant messaged? God
67) Last place you went on holiday? To work
68) Favorite regular drink? Metamucil... It really works.
69) Current Crush? Pelvic
2) Are you a vegetarian? No, I was born here
3) Do you believe in Heaven? Yes, I believe in myself
4) Have you ever come close to dying? Yes, but I decided it wouldn't be good for my hair.
5) What jewelery do you wear 24/7?
6) Favorite time of day? 10 Minutes ago
8) Do you wear makeup? No
9) ever have plastic surgery? No but I have had plastic explosives, and explosive surgery
10)Do you color your hair? I already answered this FFS
11) What do you wear to bed? Depends undergarments
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? Not today, oh wait...
13) Can you roll your tongue? Yes, I can also smoke it...
14) Do You Tweeze your eyebrows? I don't have eyebrows... I have an eyebrow...
15) What kind of sneakers? Quiet ones
16) Do you believe in Abortions? I rely on them
17) What is your Hair color? FFS What is with all the hair questions?!
18) Future child's name? Zortrox (sounds pretty futuristic IMO)
19) Do you snore? Only when I sleep
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Home
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes, only because it is illegal to do so with live ones
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Get my money.
23) Gold or silver? Shouldn't you ask the judges?
24) Hamburger or hot dog? No thanks, I'm not hungry
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
26) City, beach or country? All of them at the same time.
27) What was the last thing you touched? *Blushes*
28) Where did you eat last?
29) When's the last time you cried? I am crying right now...
30) Do you read the newspaper? No, I eat them... WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
32) Ever been involved with the police? No, but they have been interested in me.
33) what's your favorite shampoo conditioner and soap? What is this you speak of?
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Only when I am sleeping and not snoring
35) Ocean or pool? Snooker
38) Window seat or aisle? I sit in the aisle
39) Ever met anyone famous? How famous? Ivan Milat... He gave me a few pointers...
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I eat it.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? I like all Lesbians
43)Basketball or Football? Depends what sport I am playing
44) How long do your showers last? About 2-3 days before I need another one
45) automatic or do you drive a stick? I ride a broom... Is that like driving a stick?
46) Cake or ice cream? Ice cream cake!
47) Are you self-conscious? No, I wasn't aware of my existance
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Yes, it's how I know when I have drank enough
49) Have you ever given money to a tramp? Nope, but I have received herpes from one
50) have you been in love? Yeah, but I don't know her name...
51) Where do you wish you were? Didn't you ask this already... PAY ATTENTION FFS
52) Are you wearing socks? Only one
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Only once, but only coz I was on heat and the nurse was cute.
54) Can you tango? Yeah, usually over winter if you stay out of the sun.
55) Last gift you received? I see dead people
56) last sport you played? Beach ball
57) Things you spend a lot of money on? Goods and services
58) Where do you live? At home
59) Where were you born? In a hospital
60) Last wedding attended? My Best Friends wedding... Yeah that was me.
61) favorite fast food restaurant? Roast Cheetah's
63) Most hated food(s)? Crap on toast
64) What's your least fav. chores? All of them
65) Can you sing? Well I can talk so I guess I can sing as well!
66) last person you instant messaged? God
67) Last place you went on holiday? To work
68) Favorite regular drink? Metamucil... It really works.
69) Current Crush? Pelvic