Getting Old!!

[BootS]

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.


When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."



The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,






































"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

 

[bLaQDoG..]

I smiled.

 

[Memberberries]

hahahahahahahah
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that was ****ing funny as! keep em coming Brendan

 

[Memberberries]

much different to the other getting old thread

 

[I R Cookie]

nasty

 

[Your Mum]

lol ew. I had to read it twice to get it though.

 

[Leesee]

hahahaha oh god love aged care. this joke is pretty much the reason why i didn't last long in the field lol

 

[Bob dog]

Being near some old people can drive you nuts, while some are lovely and have grown old gracefully, some are total whingers and just ramble the same crap every day.

 

[Berries]

lulzed

 

[=Sarah=]

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zomfg *dies*