Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1755857312315593212

spot on

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

I'm with you on that defiantly our club full of wankers and cats that are liver fans. I have met more than a few. Its very obvious anyway our fans can be very pathetic and needy. Its better to just fuck them off quickly if you know one and forget about em hahah

I knew this guy at school once upon a time whose mother married Graham a rugged well endowed middle aged Liverpool supporter , after divorcing his loser Man Utd dad, Andy .
The poor guy never got over the fact his mum was getting smashed by a scouser in the bedroom next door to him every night until the wee hours. The moaning was so loud at times it would even keep the neighbours awake. They jokingly nicknamed his mum Mrs YNMA ( you’ll never moan alone) .
This caused him much emotional distress and embarrassment .
So the poor kid would come to school grumpy and deprived of sleep , but we were all nice to him and engaged with him because we knew he had issues .
On Monday mornings we would all congregate around the school quadrangle and discuss the weekend Rugby league results and our beloved Bulldogs ,and this kid would be on the same page with us and rave on how we are looking good for the premiership etc etc .
By lunchtime though the moron would drop his guard change allegiance and purport to be a Dragons fans.
People started catching on that this kid had psychological and emotional trauma , most likely due to his mothers infidelity and her love of big scouser kransky .
Anyways to make the long story short, a few months had passed and his mum Mrs YNMA decided to leave Graham the scouser for a new guy , Eric a burly and balding Manchester City fan with big sideburns .
This caused even further psychological trauma to our friend, in the space of 2 years his mother introduced him to 2 step dads, Graham and Eric. This impacted him tremendously because it confused him more who he should support in the Premier league .
Not sure what became of him, last I heard he got into the grooming game , whilst Mrs YNMA remarried and gave birth to a couple of twins , to a Newcastle United fan named Cecil.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

 

[Tassie Devil]

 

[chemdog]

 

[chemdog]

@B-Train Phillips having a shocking loan spell at West ham, 2 yellow cards against Forrest

 

[chemdog]

guess we can rule spurs out of the title race with that loss to wolves

 

[B-Train]

@B-Train Phillips having a shocking loan spell at West ham, 2 yellow cards against Forrest

Plus a few goals Conceded directly from him giving it away a few weeks in a row. Too bad it wasn't a permanent deal. No one will pay 2 cents for him now

 

[B-Train]

How did Haaland miss that header? Of course we're struggling against Chelsea again..

 

[B-Train]

Rodri always steps up when City need someone to make a play.

 

[UmoGus]

Thank you Chelsea

 

[CQDog]

Literally the same fucking shit every week with us. Same group of players costing us. So tiring, Howe out btw

 

[B-Train]

The goal difference Liverpool and Arsenal are improving with these thrashings lately could prove all the difference at the end of the season.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Well done to agent Poch for getting a point against FFP-Chester City again.

 

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1759295146141884451

 

[GoTheDoggies]

The banter and comedy is over for United. Thankfully the NRL is back!

 

[chemdog]

The banter and comedy is over for United. Thankfully the NRL is back!

they play city in 2 weeks

 

[GoTheDoggies]

they play city in 2 weeks

I want them to win that so either Arsenal or Liverpool win the title.

 

[Tassie Devil]

I want them to win that so either Arsenal or Liverpool win the title.

Damned right

 

[Tassie Devil]

The banter and comedy is over for United. Thankfully the NRL is back!

United have had an 20 shot on goal or more at 8 games this season including Luton.

They'll get pumped by a team soon, so we'll be able to give them shit soon. Don't worry.

United will be a comedy for some time to come