Dessie the Great Pretender

[Parra Glenn]

Unfortunately for you I think Dessie has passed his use by date. Tell me 1 player, yes just 1 player, that has improved under Dessie? I can't think of any!
Now let's look at your spine. Hoppa still as useless as he was with us, the slowest fullback in history. Mbye has speed and....well speed, nothing more, Reynolds has enthusiasm........no nothing more I can think of, Lichaa has.........??? Enough said, Dessie has given you the most useless spine of any team in the competition, it is only your forwards that keep you in matches.
Now lets look at your tactics, pass 1 to a forward, pass 2 to a forward, pass 3 to a forward, pass 4 to a forward, pass 5 to a forward, and finally Lichaa gets tackled on 6th ten metres out from try line. No kicking in goals or high ball to contest, no contest for the ball at all, only to surrender it, usually by a forward, ten metres from the tryline.
Coach happy as opposition didn't get the ball on 20 metre line and have 7 tackles. Plan working well, when we get the ball more of the same boys. Gee I'm a happy coach, tactics working well!!!
WTF!
Good luck boys this season, you will need it.

 

[Mitch Connor]

Cool bud

 

[Bad Billy]

No shit Sherlock.

 

[Bad Billy]

Is it school holidays already ?

 

[EXPLORER]

Lol
Where would we be without that insight

 

[too69u]

I won't give you 1,I'll give you 2,how's that....

Josh Jackson
David Klemmer

 

[Legend23]

Unfortunately for you I think Dessie has passed his use by date. Tell me 1 player, yes just 1 player, that has improved under Dessie? I can't think of any!
Now let's look at your spine. Hoppa still as useless as he was with us, the slowest fullback in history. Mbye has speed and....well speed, nothing more, Reynolds has enthusiasm........no nothing more I can think of, Lichaa has.........??? Enough said, Dessie has given you the most useless spine of any team in the competition, it is only your forwards that keep you in matches.
Now lets look at your tactics, pass 1 to a forward, pass 2 to a forward, pass 3 to a forward, pass 4 to a forward, pass 5 to a forward, and finally Lichaa gets tackled on 6th ten metres out from try line. No kicking in goals or high ball to contest, no contest for the ball at all, only to surrender it, usually by a forward, ten metres from the tryline.
Coach happy as opposition didn't get the ball on 20 metre line and have 7 tackles. Plan working well, when we get the ball more of the same boys. Gee I'm a happy coach, tactics working well!!!
WTF!
Good luck boys this season, you will need it.

GLENEELS y dont u go for the job u seem to know more than anyone about our team and about rugby league GLENEELS to replace dessie !

P.S what is it with ppl with the name glen on here being absolute know it alls

 

[silva]

Hoppas done better under Des then Arthur actually

 

[CrittaMagic69]

I won't give you 1,I'll give you 2,how's that....

Josh Jackson
David Klemmer

They would be just as good under any nrl coach and even better under most other coaches.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Hoppas done better under Des then Arthur actually

Why is a parra worrying about dogs
Wtf;worry about your cheating eels
No semis since 2009 and they won 2 wooden spoond rorting the cap
Ha ha ha lol

 

[Klemhammer]

Unfortunately for you I think Dessie has passed his use by date. Tell me 1 player, yes just 1 player, that has improved under Dessie? I can't think of any!
Now let's look at your spine. Hoppa still as useless as he was with us, the slowest fullback in history. Mbye has speed and....well speed, nothing more, Reynolds has enthusiasm........no nothing more I can think of, Lichaa has.........??? Enough said, Dessie has given you the most useless spine of any team in the competition, it is only your forwards that keep you in matches.
Now lets look at your tactics, pass 1 to a forward, pass 2 to a forward, pass 3 to a forward, pass 4 to a forward, pass 5 to a forward, and finally Lichaa gets tackled on 6th ten metres out from try line. No kicking in goals or high ball to contest, no contest for the ball at all, only to surrender it, usually by a forward, ten metres from the tryline.
Coach happy as opposition didn't get the ball on 20 metre line and have 7 tackles. Plan working well, when we get the ball more of the same boys. Gee I'm a happy coach, tactics working well!!!
WTF!
Good luck boys this season, you will need it.

Who the fook is this guy

 

[too69u]

They would he just as good under any nrl coach and even better under most other coaches.

That wasn't the question and how do you know that?

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Who the fook is this guy

Dogs have better than eels since 2009

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Who the fook is this guy

Just fuck off to 1eyed eel website or cumberland throw bro

 

[Legend23]

Unfortunately for you I think Dessie has passed his use by date. Tell me 1 player, yes just 1 player, that has improved under Dessie? I can't think of any!
Now let's look at your spine. Hoppa still as useless as he was with us, the slowest fullback in history. Mbye has speed and....well speed, nothing more, Reynolds has enthusiasm........no nothing more I can think of, Lichaa has.........??? Enough said, Dessie has given you the most useless spine of any team in the competition, it is only your forwards that keep you in matches.
Now lets look at your tactics, pass 1 to a forward, pass 2 to a forward, pass 3 to a forward, pass 4 to a forward, pass 5 to a forward, and finally Lichaa gets tackled on 6th ten metres out from try line. No kicking in goals or high ball to contest, no contest for the ball at all, only to surrender it, usually by a forward, ten metres from the tryline.
Coach happy as opposition didn't get the ball on 20 metre line and have 7 tackles. Plan working well, when we get the ball more of the same boys. Gee I'm a happy coach, tactics working well!!!
WTF!
Good luck boys this season, you will need it.

Approx 40% of Australians are not of the age to have witnessed ur team win a premiership

 

[JUNKYARD DOGS]

Rona, Jackson, Klemmer, Kas, Reynolds

 

[craigo]

How many premierships you seen parra win in your life time

 

[Wolfmother]

GLENEELS y dont u go for the job u seem to know more than anyone about our team and about rugby league GLENEELS to replace dessie !

P.S what is it with ppl with the name glen on here being absolute know it alls

Ahaha good call

 

[The DoggFather]

FMD is every Glenn a wanker? lol

Worry about your club bro.

 

[_G-Dog_]

Nothing pretend about the 1998 Prelim Final