What mountain got a 100% on the exam? Mount Cleverest.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 28, 2024 #5,481 What mountain got a 100% on the exam? Mount Cleverest.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 28, 2024 #5,482 I once dated a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,483 The word queue is ironic. It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,484 I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake.
I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,485 3 years ago I married my best friend... My girlfriend was angry but Dave and me thought it was hilarious.
3 years ago I married my best friend... My girlfriend was angry but Dave and me thought it was hilarious.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,486 What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction? Wander woman.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,487 I don’t always roll a joint. But when I do, it’s my ankle.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,488 An ego and a superego walk into a bar. The bartender asks for their id.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,489 The circle has the most well-rounded education. It has 360 degrees.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,490 What do you call people who sleep in socks? Tiny.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,491 I don't believe in all of astrology. Just bits and Pisces.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 29, 2024 #5,492 How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,493 I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and am tired again today
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,494 When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,495 The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "It's worth it to spend money on good speakers." That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "It's worth it to spend money on good speakers." That was some sound advice.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,496 How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,497 I went out with a one legged girl once who worked in a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,498 To ride the horse or to not ride the horse… That is equestrian.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,499 Want to know one of the most important lessons in learning how to play guitar? Stay tuned.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,240 Reaction score 102,067 Apr 30, 2024 #5,500 My wife just accused me of being a cross dresser. I was so angry that I packed up her things and left.
My wife just accused me of being a cross dresser. I was so angry that I packed up her things and left.