Cricket 2022/23 thread

[Mr 95%]

We’ve got these pricks pinned down, but if we don’t take wickets, they’re gonna have a shitload of resources available to unload in the last 10 overs.

Agree

 

[Doogie]

Why would I need tissues ?

So that was you in 2008 at the Gabba streaking showing Simmo the goods! You obviously didn’t get the hint then he doesn’t swing your way

U one of those prefer to bathe in it guys?

No shame.

 

[chemdog]

massive wicket

 

[Doogie]

Booyah....

 

[belmore_utd]

Commentators curse is gold

 

[Berries]

Yewwwww see you Kohli

 

[GA45]

U one of those prefer to bathe in it guys?

No shame.

Is that all you do in your cushy government job? Looking up gay porn..

 

[Mr 95%]

Massive!!

 

[Hansta]

Massive wicket Kohli gone! Great change Cummins bringing himself on

 

[Bad Billy]

Fuck of Kohli!!!!!

 

[Scoooby]

And AUZ just won the game.. India got bogged down lol, well done Lads, love ya !!!

 

[Doogie]

Is that all you do in your cushy government job? Looking up gay porn..

No. Straight porn as well. And fill in time sheets.

Its govt. Someones gotta do it.

 

[Daustin]

Huge wicket, hope they crumble now

 

[GA45]

No. Straight porn as well. And fill in time sheets.

Its govt. Someones gotta do it.

Maybe next time ask one of the other 55 members of the team to pick up the slack just so you can extend the lunch break at the local too all afternoon

 

[Doogie]

I really hate this shit.

Australia are asking for the stumping because they know they'll review the catch.

Hole in the rules.

 

[Doogie]

Maybe next time ask one of the other 55 members of the team to pick up the slack just so you can extend the lunch break at the local too all afternoon

Five actually and I wfh. So I can multitask.

 

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1726187581581529589

 

[Berries]

Hypothetically.

Imagine you are at the wankhede and you have to drop a turd. In dunnies used by 100k Indians.

The Aussies at the stadium today should be given OAMs.

Just do it at your seat, I’m sure the rest are

 

[GA45]

Hypothetically.

Imagine you are at the wankhede and you have to drop a turd. In dunnies used by 100k Indians.

The Aussies at the stadium today should be given OAMs.

100k Indians crapping there is still less shit then what’s been posted on here by @Nasheed and the gang

 

[Doogie]

Interesting part of the game. Head, Maxy and Marsh have bowled 8 overs. Do u get them finished now? Starc Josh only 5 overs each.

Reckon he'll get the HMM overs done very shortly.;