Attention 1/2 ....half!!! This thread is dedicated to you!

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ok ppl, u can picture either half 1/2, Trent the flight steward or carson from queer eye, as the gay flight attendant in this joke. enjoy :D



An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and Announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up,
B!TCH."


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LOL

Ironically, 1/2 is on a plane now headed to San Francisco for obvious reasons.
 

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Yeah, FSDK, keep em coming. Also tell us some more jokes. :p
 

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Waylon is just out on one of his typical holidays I assume

he/she hasnt posted here for quite some time
 

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LOL @ Waylon.

That queer has alot of names. Bruce, Waylon, Rupert, Julian, Julius etc.......
 

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did they change the name of Bruce stadium to Canberra Stadium because you kept calling the club and laughing at how gay the name Bruce sounds?
 

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LOL Probably.

Hot name "Bruce Stadium"
 

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it's funny how many internet nerds pretend to be macho. lol
 

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½ said:
it's funny how many internet nerds pretend to be macho. lol
lol yeah like how everyone thought you were black before they met you.
 

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i never thaught half was black, although i thaught he was a woman at one stage.
 
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