Aftershave

[Hacky McAxe]

Believe it or not, I use isocol.
I just fucken love the smell.
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Underrated stuff. I always have it in stock to clean computer parts and other shit, but it works great as a quick aftershave, or antiseptic, or many other things

 

[Memberberries]

As someone who often gets mistaken as a terrorist due to my beard, I also shave my head 3 times a week. Maybe I should start wearing one of those head cover things.

I know a Maltese guy who used to have a beard and bald head.
He has a HSV too.
Cops always used to pull him over and harass him.
One day he finally shaved his beard.
The same two cops who regularly harrassed him, pulled up beside him gave him a thumbs up and said "nice car mate!"

 

[SexBomb]

Underrated stuff. I always have it in stock to clean computer parts and other shit, but it works great as a quick aftershave, or antiseptic, or many other things

Yeah, yet how does it compare to Windex?

 

[Nasheed]

So you're the one Leb who isn't responsible for chemist warehouse Punchbowl keeping their blades behind the counter?

I’d still take them because I do shave, just not daily like most Lebs.
What I would do is go to Woolies, take the 8 pack, then hide it somewhere where the toilet paper is

Then I go get lunch

Return half an hour later and if the pack is still where I saw it.
Means no one saw me.
4/5 times it’s still there (the fact 1/5 times it isn’t shows I’m genius for doing this step)
Then I reach in and break the packet where cameras can’t see because all they pick up is my hand going in where the toilet paper is. Then I take the empty pack and discard it in one of those trolleys that contains rubbish and throw it and return and get the blades
If there is no rubbish then I’ll randomly hide the pack somewhere unlikely to be found for a few days . Somewhere behind the non fast moving goods section then leave with my head down so cameras don’t see me.

Things like this is why I can still save a lot of money despite getting 840 a week in Centrelink

 

[Nasheed]

As someone who often gets mistaken as a terrorist due to my beard, I also shave my head 3 times a week. Maybe I should start wearing one of those head cover things.

I’ve always pictured you as looking like a taller Michael j fox or the lead guy from macgyver for some reason
Not a diss btw just how I randomly pictured u

 

[Memberberries]

I’d still take them because I do shave, just not daily like most Lebs.
What I would do is go to Woolies, take the 8 pack, then hide it somewhere where the toilet paper is

Then I go get lunch

Return half an hour later and if the pack is still where I saw it.
Means no one saw me.
4/5 times it’s still there (the fact 1/5 times it isn’t shows I’m genius for doing this step)
Then I reach in and break the packet where cameras can’t see because all they pick up is my hand going in where the toilet paper is. Then I take the empty pack and discard it in one of those trolleys that contains rubbish and throw it and return and get the blades
If there is no rubbish then I’ll randomly hide the pack somewhere unlikely to be found for a few days . Somewhere behind the non fast moving goods section then leave with my head down so cameras don’t see me.

Things like this is why I can still save a lot of money despite getting 840 a week in Centrelink

I used to go out with a Filipina.
She showed me an awesome trick how you can get 2 cold cans of drink and save money.
You take two warm cans out of the pack and replace them with ones from the fridge!

Asian women are good at finding scams that will save you cash!

 

[Nasheed]

I used to go out with a Filipina.
She showed me an awesome trick how you can get 2 cold cans of drink and save money.
You take two warm cans out of the pack and replace them with ones from the fridge!

Asian women are good at finding scams that will save you cash!

Wait there is a different price?
I do the same trick by switching up black Woodstock cans with a couple of JD cans. Rearrange them so they in the middle and no one knows.

 

[Bad Billy]

Yeah, yet how does it compare to Windex?

Greeks use windex, Italians use Isocol.

 

[The DoggFather]

I’ve always pictured you as looking like a taller Michael j fox or the lead guy from macgyver for some reason
Not a diss btw just how I randomly pictured u

Lead guy from MacGyver is MacGuyver bro lol

 

[Bad Billy]

Lead guy from MacGyver is MacGuyver bro lol

I see Tait Fletcher in my minds eye?

 

[The DoggFather]

I see Tait Fletcher in my minds eye?

I haven't seen Hacky with his beard but im guessing he will be close to Tait.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I see Tait Fletcher in my minds eye?

Not far off. Add a few pounds though.

 

[Nasheed]

Lead guy from MacGyver is MacGuyver bro lol

Yeah couldn’t remember his name though

 

[Marki]

I know a Maltese guy who used to have a beard and bald head.
He has a HSV too.
Cops always used to pull him over and harass him.
One day he finally shaved his beard.
The same two cops who regularly harrassed him, pulled up beside him gave him a thumbs up and said "nice car mate!"

Moral of the story:
If you don't look like a crim, chances are, you're not!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Moral of the story:
If you don't look like a crim, chances are, you're not!

Tell that to most of the politicians

 

[Memberberries]

Tell that to most of the politicians

Criminals are usually charming psychopaths which no one suspects

 

[SexBomb]

Criminals are usually charming psychopaths which no one suspects

Is why I'm not too phased by popularity contests.

So whose the charming psychopath criminal here?

 

[Memberberries]

Is why I'm not too phased by popularity contests.

So whose the charming psychopath criminal here?

Admins and mods! Lol
Actually they're more like female Communists!
Always have to lock controversial topics and have the last say.

Usually it's an emotional response with a HOW DARE YOU!

I remember in 2020 one of the flops tried acting like a school teacher with me!

 

[Gene Krupa]

So whose the charming psychopath criminal here?

No idea

 

[Marki]

No idea

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That's not a knife....