Zombie football

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repolski

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The team is now playing "Zombie football".
Des has got drunk on a some crazy witch's brew
and then killed the players. Then he buried them in
the training paddock next to Belmore Oval. The
next day they rose from the dead.
They are zombies wearing bulldogs jerseys.
 

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The team is now playing "Zombie football".
Des has got drunk on a some crazy witch's brew
and then killed the players. Then he buried them in
the training paddock next to Belmore Oval. The
next day they rose from the dead.
They are zombies wearing bulldogs jerseys.
At least that means no more injuries. Think watching them play is turning us into zombies as well.
 

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I thought the talk during the week was they were going to throw the ball around and cause a few upsets.

3 Triple m commentators picked the dogs to win last night!!!!!!

I know we had no ball in the 1st half due to our mistakes but when we did it was the same , 5 hit ups then a shit kick.

Kimmorley is right this side has been together for 4 to 5 years and our skill set has declined.

I don't think any of our players would have done what semi did when he caught stanleys re start (which was a great kick off) basically with one hand and had the sense to pop it up for a team mate to run it out of the in goal. Whilst it was pissing down with rain.

Parra's kicking options, mate they have moses , norman and even French put in a great kick.

Stanley at number 6, WTF. Why not give cleeland a go.

They seem like they don't want to be there. I'd rather they forfeit the next 5 weeks than watch this shit
 

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Zombies for all their faults have determination. Bulldogs don't.
 

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Even zombies have a heart......
 

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Lol also depends what zombie. If we were like the zombies out of World War Z we would be unstoppable.
We're this kind of Zombie that's easily handled.

 
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