Your invited to a party!!

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Hi all

I was to invite all to a party....

There are many loners on here, people that haven't seen much, renters, people that have small TVs, eat small prawns, don't cater properly etc etc

There are also a few on here that knows what it's like to party , that were around in the late 90s, early 2000s...when at 3am, things were just heating up. Done all the Vegas trips , Phuket etc...

But whether you know how to party, have heaps of stories or never get out, want to invite all to a party..

In this covid environment we cannot have some big gatherings , can't party my style, all I can do is invite you all to a virtual party. So enjoy...


 
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Lol, boost an renters :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: that’s all I see when I read. Fucking GOLD!!!
 

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I don’t know about Vegas and Phuket, but I believe you when you say “you’ve done all trips” and I am under the impression you give that you still are :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

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The music is shit Boosty.
Might go to these guy's party instead
 

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This is the sort of party I like.. sure it's in Ibiza but the Vegas pool parties are right on

Nowhere to hide , only the fit survive. Thousands and thousands of sit ups are a prerequisite.

Last time I went, there was a portly guy in front of me in the line, they told him "sorry mate it's $150 entry today" we walks away all bummed out.. I'm next, "it's $20 entry mate" haha...

They say if you pay the normal price $40 your average , if you get in cheaper your their type, and pay overs your a fat c@#t and they don't want ya.

Hot girls are free entry and average girls pay the $40.. makes for a good party.
 
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lol classic thread by none other.
 

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Yeah were all shit *****
 

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Yeah were all shit c***
You don't have to be. Spend your money intelligently, don't smoke.

Work towards buying your own place, don't rent like a bum. Have a decent haircut, brush your teeth, eat better and do some push ups.

See there are a few things you can do to be decent.
 

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Sorry can't make it, gotta go buy some small prawns then watch my small tv.
 

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I did the Surfers Paradise trip and partied but by 3am was either in bed or beside the toilet bowl.

Lost a bit of interest once I saw the DJ's outfit so I will be joining Motherhead with the Young Ones.
 

Squash the Berries!

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You don't have to be. Spend your money intelligently, don't smoke.

Work towards buying your own place, don't rent like a bum. Have a decent haircut, brush your teeth, eat better and do some push ups.

See there are a few things you can do to be decent.
And be nice to your mum
 

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PS this used to be the Lebanese national anthem in Sydney
 

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PS this used to be the Lebanese national anthem in Sydney
Don't forget Nick Skitz and his Skitz Mixes, a staple for any Lebo crusing around in the doof doof mobile.
 

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Don't forget Nick Skitz and his Skitz Mixes, a staple for any Lebo crusing around in the doof doof mobile.
Fkn lol they had 10k systems in a 2k car

I felt like a loser because I didn't have a system in my Monaro lol
 
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