Your dream job?

[Mr Invisible]

Hand or head ... I'm not picky.

 

[The DoggFather]

Those ***** who think they're better than everyone else that get paid to travel and eat.

Not that bald heeb who eats horse shit with horse jizz and thinks he's sophisticated. More like that fat **** who got surgery and isn't that fat anymore and thinks he's a mad **** because he got surgery. The food challenge guy.

He is back to being a fat **** again.

 

[Mr Invisible]

He is back to being a fat **** again.

Haha Adam from Man VS Food?

Has he blown out again?

 

[Alan79]

Travel writing or fishing guide. Getting to enjoy my hobbies for cash would be great.

 

[MatstaDogg]

I wish my hours were reduced to 8 a day.
12 hours is too much, though I get up to 3 hours of paid breaks.

It's a shame I can't find a way to earn the same money I do now and just sit at home.

Since I'm not married and don't have any bastards to pay for and debt free, I'm starting to gain more money than I can count but I'm still not happy.

That's because money isn't everything. Though we need it to survive in this world. Happiness though comes from within ones self.

 

[MatstaDogg]

If australia legalize weed then you could work in a dispensary.... that would be pretty sweet

I'd be happy doing that. Imagine if you could take the leftovers home like you can with some other jobs out there.

 

[MatstaDogg]

That's a big if though.
Australian government is too pussy to legalise weed.

It's ok to get fucked up on alcohol and prescription drugs like Prozac and xanax.

Just don't puff the magic Dragon, it's dangerous and turns you into a dumb lazy degenerate!

Well how come the few technicians I used to game with who coded for Microsoft all smoked weed?

Because it can enhance the mind and open up your waves of thinking. Plus it can stimulate the mind to put you into a zone like state.

 

[MatstaDogg]

When I was a kid I wanted to either play halfback for the dogs or be Formula 1 world champion.

I figure that i have missed my chance.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a professional wrestler or a rockstar.

As of today, I am still neither.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Pornstar. I'd be this generations version of Ron Jeremy. Ugly, hairy and smashing birds I'd never get to root in the real world!!

 

[Memberberries]

Because it can enhance the mind and open up your waves of thinking. Plus it can stimulate the mind to put you into a zone like state.

Alcohol makes you sick.
Depending on the scene and mood it's easy to drink too much and say or do something regretful.

Ive seen people turn into real assholes from alcohol abuse.
I myself have carried on stupid from drinking too much.

I'm lot better now in my mid 30's.
Ive found the perfect pace.

Gotta be more careful now I've got my full license.
Are those breathelisers from super cheap any good?

If I ever end up on that police show on channel 9 I want to be on the right side of the BAC!

 

[MatstaDogg]

Alcohol makes you sick.
Depending on the scene and mood it's easy to drink too much and say or do something regretful.

Ive seen people turn into real assholes from alcohol abuse.
I myself have carried on stupid from drinking too much.

I'm lot better now in my mid 30's.
Ive found the perfect pace.

Gotta be more careful now I've got my full license.
Are those breathelisers from super cheap any good?

If I ever end up on that police show on channel 9 I want to be on the right side of the BAC!

I was talking about weed.

Alcohol in moderation is the key. When I was younger I would binge drink as you do when you are younger because you thought that's what you had to do to "party".

I too did some dumb shit, but never anything overly bad. Thing is alcohol doesn't change me when I drink, in saying that I pretty much am the same guy as I am when I'm not drinking. I don't become aggressive or argumentative I'm pretty chilled and more along the lines of a "happy drunk".

These days I don't drink much at all. Because I suffer from anxiety and depression I tend to limit myself to only a few beers usually on a Saturday when I'm not working. Alcohol being a depressant, I know that if I drink too much that it is a trigger to set off my depression and anxiety, especially the day after drinking. I have a pretty good balance on how much I should drink these days to limit any impact, plus I'm just not a big drinker now days.

 

[Brycycles94]

When I was a kid I wanted to either play halfback for the dogs or be Formula 1 world champion.

I figure that i have missed my chance.

Only missed out by a year or two mate could of easily replaced mbye.

 

[Ecca]

I'd be an Assassin that cleans up pedos, rapists, granny bashers, child abuser, all demons in general.

That, or own the Dallas Cowboys.

Maybe start with the Denver Broncos and go from there

 

[Mr Shhh]

Celebrity Gynaecologist.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Space marine

 

[Howard Moon]

Deep-sea biologist or Homicide Detective

 

[Bad Billy]

Celebrity Gynaecologist.

Yea, scraping dry jizz and thrush cheese off Kim Kardashian’s ****? Sounds like a dream job.
No chick goes to a gynecologist because everything’s ok.

 

[Howard Moon]

Yea, scraping dry jizz and thrush cheese off Kim Kardashian’s ****? Sounds like a dream job.
No chick goes to a gynecologist because everything’s ok.

fuck that's funny maybe he was hoping for Rebel Wilson

 

[deimus]

Yea, scraping dry jizz and thrush cheese off Kim Kardashian’s ****? Sounds like a dream job.
No chick goes to a gynecologist because everything’s ok.

If he's working on the Kardashians at least he'd never be out of work.

 

[Blue_boost]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...oQo7QBCCEwAg&usg=AOvVaw3SGzsVFKAe6LD7zS2OMdBb

This guy wade garrett has the ultimate job

Security at a titty bar, looks at tits all day and occassionally beats a few people up.