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Indians aren’t shit mate, their humans just like us
Indians are hanumans? I know we are Gods.
The Aryans (Indo-Aryans, not the Nazi Aryans) are believed to be what most Indians descended from. According to that Ancient Aliens dude, the Aryans were aliens.

Then again, according to him most things are aliens so...
 

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Slovakia, Me and a couple of mates went their for a holiday. We stayed in some cheap hostel that looked old. Went out for drinks, met some hot chicks and end up hooking up with them back at the hostel. They must have drugged our drinks back at the hostel because next thing we came to and were trapped inside some sort of torture room. Supposedly there was rich guys paying big money to torture people. Long story short, I managed to escaped minus a couple of fingers. Oh the memories.
Paris is pretty bad too. My daughter went there for a Holiday and ended up kidnapped, drugged and sold as a slave. Fortunately I'm a man with a specific set of skills so I was able to get her back.
 

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The Aryans (Indo-Aryans, not the Nazi Aryans) are believed to be what most Indians descended from. According to that Ancient Aliens dude, the Aryans were aliens.

Then again, according to him most things are aliens so...
The drive like aliens
 

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Paris is pretty bad too. My daughter went there for a Holiday and ended up kidnapped, drugged and sold as a slave. Fortunately I'm a man with a specific set of skills so I was able to get her back.
Obviously, they messed with the wrong guy. You didn't know who they were, but you found them and killed them.
 

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I spent 5 nights on Hamilton island a couple weeks back. Beautiful part of Australia
 

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Definitely LA. Completely rubbish city. After I complained everyone said, "but you have to check out the beaches". So I checked out the beaches. Sydney has better beaches. San Fran was pretty crap too.

Fiji is another one. Probably went at the wrong time of year but everything was dead and all we got in the streets was Indians either trying to sell us junk or they'd just hiss at us. Dead serious. The Indians would literally stop, look at you and hiss. The resort was great though.
I think most popular beaches world wide are shite. A local example being Bondi. I went to Rio and all the main beaches are average as. Stayed with a mate a few kms down the strip and it was nice as, big beach split by a small mountain.
 

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Can't agree with the hate for L.A.. It was the best place I've been to, polite people, nice beaches and universal studio's is the best place in the world!

The worst place I've ever been to is bombay when I was 6.. The stench of cow dung and exhaust fumes throughout the entire city. The sweat dripping off the bell boys . The taxi driver who almost drove us over a cliff.. No offence but it was hell on earth
I've always wanted to go to Universal Studios for one freaking reason:









 

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I spent 5 nights on Hamilton island a couple weeks back. Beautiful part of Australia
I might be going there at the end of the year. I haven't been to any of our islands yet.
 

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I might be going there at the end of the year. I haven't been to any of our islands yet.
Spent a few months up airlie beach many years ago, was fucking beautiful.
Fishing, rooting ,fishing rooting
 

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Spent a few months up airlie beach many years ago, was fucking beautiful.
Fishing, rooting ,fishing rooting
Was this at the same time? If so that's 2 rods that would smell fishy? Catching some Red Snapper in and out of the water.
 

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The Aryans (Indo-Aryans, not the Nazi Aryans) are believed to be what most Indians descended from. According to that Ancient Aliens dude, the Aryans were aliens.

Then again, according to him most things are aliens so...

you got the story other way round.

we are the original humans that is why we have the Hanuman.

How do you think Darwin proposed evolution theory? He read about Hanuman in Ramayana. #trueStory
 

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Are you the type of bloke that would take the chick on a wooden dinghy, root her, then toss her overboard and continue fishing?
Have you been watching the same porno as me? :tongueclosed:
 

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Are you the type of bloke that would take the chick on a wooden dinghy, root her, then toss her overboard and continue fishing?
Well to be fair someone needs to check for crocs first
 
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