Workplace pet names

[Mr 95%]

I was a secondary school teacher...nobody called me anything but Sir... So let that be a lesson to you all...

 

[Memberberries]

I was a secondary school teacher...nobody called me anything but Sir... So let that be a lesson to you all...

You don’t dont what the students are saying behind your back though.

I miss high school from my time actually.
One PE teacher we all called box head even to his face.
He had a head shaped like a box and a typical boxhead style flat top to match!

A history teacher was nicknamed scallop but we never told him to his face that was his nickname.

 

[Mr 95%]

You don’t dont what the students are saying behind your back though.

I miss high school from my time actually.
One PE teacher we all called box head even to his face.
He had a head shaped like a box and a typical boxhead style flat top to match!

A history teacher was nicknamed scallop but we never told him to his face that was his nickname.

Lol..yeah.. I’m sure they had a name for me.. Normally other teachers hear it and tell you..
When I was a kid we didn’t really give teacher’s nicknames..
Why scallop?

 

[Mr Beast]

Ganga

 

[Memberberries]

Lol..yeah.. I’m sure they had a name for me.. Normally other teachers hear it and tell you..
When I was a kid we didn’t really give teacher’s nicknames..
Why scallop?

Because his head and face is shaped like a scallop

 

[Mr 95%]

Because his head and face is shaped like a scallop

Lol..poor bastard..

 

[south of heaven]

I was a secondary school teacher...nobody called me anything but Sir... So let that be a lesson to you all...

I called my health teacher a fat fucking **** in year 9

 

[Mr 95%]

I called my health teacher a fat fucking **** in year 9

Was that in the shower?

 

[Memberberries]

I called my health teacher a fat fucking **** in year 9

We had a relief teacher in high school and this guy seemed like a bit of a downie?
Even had his shoelaces untied on lunch duty once.

One of the kids in my year brought it to his attention and he still refused to tie them!

He then went on to say “her sir what’s my name?”
The teacher said “it’s Shannon”

Shannon then said “no, it’s not, it’s sweetie call me sweetie”.
The teacher goes “Shannon”.

And Shannon says “no it’s sweetie”.
This idiot teacher goes “it’s shannon”.

They argued for another minute and the teacher refused to call him sweetie.
Ffs this guy had no sense of humour and had the personality of a fish to match it!

 

[Mr 95%]

We had a relief teacher in high school and this guy seemed like a bit of a downie?
Even had his shoelaces untied on lunch duty once.

One of the kids in my year brought it to his attention and he still refused to tie them!

He then went on to say “her sir what’s my name?”
The teacher said “it’s Shannon”

Shannon then said “no, it’s not, it’s sweetie call me sweetie”.
The teacher goes “Shannon”.

And Shannon says “no it’s sweetie”.
This idiot teacher goes “it’s shannon”.

They argued for another minute and the teacher refused to call him sweetie.
Ffs this guy had no sense of humour and had the personality of a fish to match it!

To be honest I wouldn’t of called him Sweetie either..and I wouldn’t have got in any argument.. I would’ve gave him the choice..we can cease the conversation now or we can continue it after school in detention..

As for the shoelaces..he sounds like a dick!

 

[rainman]

We have this woman for the want of another word we call the COAT it stands for
**** of a thing

Another looks like a Hobbit so we refer to her as Hobbs

 

[south of heaven]

We have this woman for the want of another word we call the COAT it stands for
**** of a thing

Another looks like a Hobbit so we refer to her as Hobbs

Theres only 1 hobbs

 

[Memberberries]

To be honest I wouldn’t of called him Sweetie either..and I wouldn’t have got in any argument.. I would’ve gave him the choice..we can cease the conversation now or we can continue it after school in detention..

As for the shoelaces..he sounds like a dick!

Do kids actually attend detention?
I never really did and if they ever forced me to I’d stick around for 10 minutes and just walk out.

I had a South African teacher for maths and he would always threaten me with what he called an afternun detenshun.

He once wrote me an arvo for saying “Far-Q”

 

[rainman]

Because his head and face is shaped like a scallop

Did he end up with a chip on his shoulder

 

[The DoggFather]

Did he end up with a chip on his shoulder

Deep fried, drenched in vinegar and chicken salt

 

[Mr 95%]

Do kids actually attend detention?
I never really did and if they ever forced me to I’d stick around for 10 minutes and just walk out.

I had a South African teacher for maths and he would always threaten me with what he called an afternun detenshun.

He once wrote me an arvo for saying “Far-Q”

Lol! We actually had a detention that was supervised by the form masters..it was on Friday and students who had received detention from all years were there.. And if you walked out after 10 minutes I reckon they’d tell you to keep walking and find another school to go to! Lol!

 

[Memberberries]

Lol! We actually had a detention that was supervised by the form masters..it was on Friday and students who had received detention from all years were there.. And if you walked out after 10 minutes I reckon they’d tell you to keep walking and find another school to go to! Lol!

This was my problem. I was doing everything in my power to get expelled and they wouldn't do it!

I wish they did, would of got me out of school earlier and into the workforce.

School was a waste of time for me after year 8.

 

[Memberberries]

My supervisor just gave me a weird look when I told him I've got no friends.

Tbh I think you're weird if you think you do have friends.

 

[Mr 95%]

This was my problem. I was doing everything in my power to get expelled and they wouldn't do it!

I wish they did, would of got me out of school earlier and into the workforce.

School was a waste of time for me after year 8.

You know that is a problem these days..some kids stay too long in school..some kids are better off in the workforce..but these days everyone is almost forced to go to year 12..

 

[Memberberries]

You know that is a problem these days..some kids stay too long in school..some kids are better off in the workforce..but these days everyone is almost forced to go to year 12..

After year 8 my dad should of taken me under his wing and got me out building houses like him. Instead of wasting time with shit students and closet peados.

If I left school before senior years, I'd more than likely own my own home and be financially more secure!

But meh, my dad failed me.
Too busy worried about gambling and fucking whores!