Workplace pet names

[Memberberries]

Just want to know how many others have pet names for co-workers you don't particularly like?

Used to have This nerdy Nazi looking bastard in my team.

Instead of calling him by his birth name I would just call him glasses.

Ive been out of school for 20 years, since then in and out of jobs.
Most would say don't cause friction at work.
But what can I say? If you don't like the snake in the grass,4 eyes, glasses prick then I'm not going to make him feel comfortable!

 

[Memberberries]

Sorry people for making such a random thread. Just waiting for dayshift to come in and relieve me so i can get out of here.

 

[Wahesh]

My ex-supervisor from 14 years ago... I call her dingbat. However we're close and she's great. We still catch up every now and then. I don't really like to insult people as these days with snow flakes and what have you... that will result in the end of my career.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Calling coworkers names is the first step towards :
a) dismissal.
b) a sexual harassment lawsuit.
c) a harassment/bullying complaint.

It's disrespectful.

Hence I never have, and never will call coworkers anything but their actual name (or a shortened form if they prefer).

 

[The DoggFather]

Calling coworkers names is the first step towards :
a) dismissal.
b) a sexual harassment lawsuit.
c) a harassment/bullying complaint.

It's disrespectful.

Hence I never have, and never will call coworkers anything but their actual name (or a shortened form if they prefer).

Had a few over the years, security we don't usually use real names, most of the time it's your title and rank IE I've nearly always been called M1 (Manager 1) or S1 (Supervisor 1), and there is G1 (Guard and rank)

Had some funny ones too like Tank, Bigfoot, AK (Assyrian King) and Baby (6 foot and 160kgs and I was the smallest guard lol)

 

[Wahesh]

Had a few over the years, security we don't usually use real names, most of the time it's your title and rank IE I've nearly always been called M1 (Manager 1) or S1 (Supervisor 1), and there is G1 (Guard and rank)

Had some funny ones too like Tank, Bigfoot, AK (Assyrian King) and Baby (6 foot and 160kgs and I was the smallest guard lol)

Wahesh. 160kgs and you were the smallest? How big was the biggest?

 

[The DoggFather]

Wahesh. 160kgs and you were the smallest? How big was the biggest?

Junior. 234kgs at 6'7. Fkn beast with a heart of gold.

Plus Lucas "Big Daddy" Browne, boxer and MMA fighter.

 

[Wahesh]

Farout bro I doubt anyone would cause trouble at those clubs lol.

 

[The DoggFather]

Farout bro I doubt anyone would cause trouble at those clubs lol.

Yeah, Lucas was lucky I was there to protect him

 

[Indiandog]

I will get into trouble if I tell you the nick names of my co workers but I have been called following names over the years

Zeeminator
KingZee
(dont mess with the) Zohan

 

[The_Chimpster]

Humpty - the guy was literally humpty dumpty in human form

Guy Ledouche - he looked exactly like the character from mxc, anyone who's seen the show would know what I'm talking about

 

[MatstaDogg]

Farout bro I doubt anyone would cause trouble at those clubs lol.

You'd be surprised, there is always one after a few drinks.

I used to love watching the bouncers put ***** in their place on a night out.

 

[belmore_utd]

I like to refer to some people as blister - comes out after all the work is done

Or opium - slow moving dope

Turkey - how can you soar like an eagle when your working with turkeys

 

[Wahesh]

I remember I was in a club once and the bouncers would always throw people out who were sleeping lol. Once I was sitting on a couch and the bouncer looked at me. I look up at him as if to say "What's your problem?" and he backed off. After that I fell asleep and my mate woke me up when we were leaving

 

[ALX25]

Anyone else here get a pet name from a teacher?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Anyone else here get a pet name from a teacher?

We had a "Miss Dunlop" at one stage. We made her cry when for half the lesson people kept asking her to do a burnout.

 

[The DoggFather]

We had a "Miss Dunlop" at one stage. We made her cry when for half the lesson people kept asking her to do a burnout.

Fkn lol

We had a Dunlop but we called him dumb plop lol

I miss year 5 lol

 

[MatstaDogg]

Fkn lol

We had a Dunlop but we called him dumb plop lol

I miss year 5 lol

We had a few teachers that we made fun of their last name.

One I remember was Mrs Richter. She was fat and I mean hugely fat. We used to call her Richter Scale as we reckoned everytime she walked the earth moved.

We also had a Mr Burkett that we called Mr Jerk It

There was Mrs Woodhouse that we called Mrs Outhouse.

There were a few more and I think some of them were a bit racist too.

Looking back we were arseholes at school when it came to the teachers.

 

[Wahesh]

There were 2 we hated, Gibbs and Clunes. Both hates Lebs.

At year 9 camp all the Lebs sang...

"Gibbsy cops it up the arse, do dar, do dar
Clunsey cops it twice as hard, all the do dar day"

 

[south of heaven]

We had a few teachers that we made fun of their last name.

One I remember was Mrs Richter. She was fat and I mean hugely fat. We used to call her Richter Scale as we reckoned everytime she walked the earth moved.

We also had a Mr Burkett that we called Mr Jerk It

There was Mrs Woodhouse that we called Mrs Outhouse.

There were a few more and I think some of them were a bit racist too.

Looking back we were arseholes at school when it came to the teachers.

We had a mr playford who we called gayford he was a poof also.
We called our maths teacher orderus urungerus and used to sing Metallica songs Beatles style till we got kicked out,then went to the beach and smoked drugs . I guess i was a grade a **** to some teachers