Anticlimax...i thought the story was going to lead to you discovering your co-workers nudes on the used laptop.So back in 2018 I was being moved to another office, going from the City to Hurstville. They wanted me to work on a project. I wasn't happy about this but I didn't really have a choice. Now a week earlier, I had to order my colleague a new laptop, so I did. Now by some error from their end, the supplier sent us 2 laptops on 2 separate orders. The laptops came in on 2 consecutive days, and I said to my supervisor we'll just keep the second one as a spare. Now we already had 2 spare (but very dated) laptops. She said we'll keep it in the bosses office and they can use that when their Surface Pro dies. Now what I did was open the box when it already came in thinking it was maybe a laptop case, but it was the actual laptop, so that's how I knew what it was.
No problem I thought, so I put the opened laptop box in the bosses office.
Anyway then they told me I was moving to Hurstville and I wasn't too happy. Now they wanted me to work on a special project and manage it on my own... so they said they'd be giving me a top-of-the-line HP laptop with all the bells and whistles. There was one catch... it was already used by some other guy who left the company. "This was shit" I thought to myself... why should I inherit someone elses laptop instead of getting a new one? It's not like I was going to be doing any high-end work, a standard laptop would've done the trick,a
Anyway the EA of my new boss simply wiped it down with wet wipes and gave it to me. I still wasn't happy about it as I wanted a fresh laptop. Now I had an advantage of being the first one in the office, so on the last day when I came in, I immediately went to the my drawer, got the laptop out that I inherited (it hadn't been imaged yet) and I swapped it with the brand spanking new laptop in the box in my bosses office. Hey... my boss didn't need a new laptop that wasn't being used while she had a surface pro... and besides that she spent 95% of her time in meetings, not at her desk.
Later that day I got the laptop imaged and I went to the Hurstville office with a brand new unused laptop.
I went back to visit my old team about a month later and saw that my boss was still using the surface pro.
That wasn't 309 Kent, was it?Before I use to look after the buildings I use to do the shit work on them... Aaanyway taking apart a cooling tower and we stack the fibreglass sections on a 15 story buildings rooftop for the night (bring the pricks down tomorrow)
Turn up the next morning and it’s windy as fuck. If I was a cat I would have used up maybe 6 lives because I watch this bit of fibreglass go one whoosh two whoosh (this bit of fibreglass that I was responsible for and could kill someone if it goes off the fucking roof) three whoosh and off the 15 story roof it goes at 8:00am on a Tuesday morning on
Kent Street.
(if work cover is reading this is just fiction l)
Off it goes and yeah turns out it didn’t kill anyone but did hit a car.
Somehow somehow somehow the dude was like as long as it’s all paid for I won’t ring anyone and that’s the day I lost 6 cats lives...
FUCCcCcK
Ha ha um well no but i know the DEXUS guy you are probably talking about and ill say it’s all fictional...That wasn't 309 Kent, was it?
I have heard a few stories. One of the Dexus guys told me about some flying fibreglass.
Did the same guy let C-19 spread in Melbourne?While working for a security firm, we had an alarm go off in a tenancy. The operators sent a security response out. Security guard said he patrolled the entire tenancy and couldn't see any problems.
Next day I rock up to see what the issue was. Front door looks OK. Walk around the corner. Someone had cut through the wall to get into the tenancy. Literally a 2m square chunk missing from the wall. Pulled up CCTV footage and saw these guys cut through the wall, trigger the motion detector, security guard turns up for all of 2 seconds then walks off without looking all while the guys were carrying out stuff. Guard never noticed them.
Had a bloke come in (won’t say the Contracter) toWhile working for a security firm, we had an alarm go off in a tenancy. The operators sent a security response out. Security guard said he patrolled the entire tenancy and couldn't see any problems.
Next day I rock up to see what the issue was. Front door looks OK. Walk around the corner. Someone had cut through the wall to get into the tenancy. Literally a 2m square chunk missing from the wall. Pulled up CCTV footage and saw these guys cut through the wall, trigger the motion detector, security guard turns up for all of 2 seconds then walks off without looking all while the guys were carrying out stuff. Guard never noticed them.
Or at least some porn... @WaheshAnticlimax...i thought the story was going to lead to you discovering your co-workers nudes on the used laptop.
There's some dodgy pricks around. There's some funny stories in the security industry. One of the recent ones that I encountered was the Telstra SNP stuff.Had a bloke come in (won’t say the Contracter) to
Measure up blinds. Comes in Friday take him through half a dozen tenancies.
Get broken into on Saturday (not all tenancies I showed him through, but didn’t twig)
Called cops found some prick robbed. $6000 goes missing from one tenant and 7 iPads from another.
Approve quote from the blind Insulation guy and he comes in on Wednesday to do job asks how weekend was. I was like Ahhh Fucking got Fucking broken onto.
Looking back on it he was very interested (didn’t think about it at the time) Did the cops get called?Did they catch anyone? Did they do fingerprints?
What did they take? So at the time I had no
Idea and told him that. He does the install end of that.
9 months later I need another quote fir blinds call him back and he comes out. Now this guy looked like he wouldn’t remember hisown Mums name let alone a crime that happened 9 months before.
Turns up shakes hands and first thing he says that s how did they go with that break in last time I saw you? Was like ohhhh fuck yeah fucking had forgotten about that shit bro good memory.
He says yeah I think you said they took about $6000 and a couple of iPads. Was like yeah yeah that’s right yeahha ha good memory bro.
Does his quote and fucks off. I’m driving home that day and it dawns on me...When the robbery happened and I first talked to him I did t yet know what had been stolen.
Motherfucking Kingsford Blinds...,,
Please share i have no more d grade personality stories leftLol. Boy do i have some stories
I didn't have too many runs in when I did guard work. I didn't do that much guard work though.Being a bouncer/bodyguard, I have a fuck load of stories.
I might write them down and write a book the next time I'm in hospital.
Good times....