Women out of our league round

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Rodzilla

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instead of women in league round we should celebrate women who are out of our league ffs

for example eva mendes to start things off tbh, please add your contribution

 

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instead of women in league round we should celebrate women who are out of our league ffs

for example eva mendes to start things off tbh, please add your contribution

She would be out of her league with me ( when it comes to farting)
 

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At least give us the beaver shot from Training Day.

A mate of mine is married to a Mexican chick and her sister in law is a dead set ringer for Mendes, down to the small mole.
 

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Ya would do things to her that would make a brown dog sick
 

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If she gave you that look and said do what ever you want , it would send any bloke crazy hell it would even make a chief rabbi carve a swastika into a synagogue .id even swim across croc infested waters just to hear her piss in a rusty hubcap
 

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instead of women in league round we should celebrate women who are out of our league ffs

for example eva mendes to start things off tbh, please add your contribution

She not out of my league,
Well, she won't be when I have a. Shower later tonight, lol,
 

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If she gave you that look and said do what ever you want , it would send any bloke crazy hell it would even make a chief rabbi carve a swastika into a synagogue .id even swim across croc infested waters just to hear her piss in a rusty hubcap
LMFAO :roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol: one of your finest..
 

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If she gave you that look and said do what ever you want , it would send any bloke crazy hell it would even make a chief rabbi carve a swastika into a synagogue .id even swim across croc infested waters just to hear her piss in a rusty hubcap
You sir, never cease to amaze me!! You should go into public speaking.
 

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If she gave you that look and said do what ever you want , it would send any bloke crazy hell it would even make a chief rabbi carve a swastika into a synagogue .id even swim across croc infested waters just to hear her piss in a rusty hubcap
I'm willing to be that hubcap!
 

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Who said you were out of her league, Rodzilla? I reckon she'd let you smash it :grinning:
 

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There was a picture the other day that got me thinking.

It had Gigi Haddad and Taylor Swift in it.

and it made me think "If you had a crack at one of them, god it'd be a hard choice".
 

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There was a picture the other day that got me thinking.

It had Gigi Haddad and Taylor Swift in it.

and it made me think "If you had a crack at one of them, god it'd be a hard choice".
As the little mexican girl says on the taco add "why not have both"
 

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[video=youtube;qp-4qiVbTTg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp-4qiVbTTg[/video]

Not only is Amanda Cerny a playboy model and SMOKIN hot, but she also replies to people on her social media accounts!
 

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There was a picture the other day that got me thinking.

It had Gigi Haddad and Taylor Swift in it.

and it made me think "If you had a crack at one of them, god it'd be a hard choice".
How is that a hard choice?
 

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Who said you were out of her league, Rodzilla? I reckon she'd let you smash it :grinning:
nobody said it but i suspect that she is in the barclays premier league and im in the west riding county amateur league

its not over because if i get 10 promotions like if i win lotto 10 times then i can be in her league tbh
 

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instead of women in league round we should celebrate women who are out of our league ffs

for example eva mendes to start things off tbh, please add your contribution

idk there's something she male about her..
 

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wtf so are you saying that im gay or something

now i had to take a another closer look ffs dont ruin it for me
lol, no not saying you might be gay ( not that there's anything wrong with that) just an opinion probably spawn from jealousy.. and probably because I saw a few Eva mendez lookalikes in Vegas red strip when I went there in 09
 

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There was a picture the other day that got me thinking.

It had Gigi Haddad and Taylor Swift in it.

and it made me think "If you had a crack at one of them, god it'd be a hard choice".
I honestly don't think I'd have such a tough decision. Swift is probably my current number 1

 
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