Women in the workplace.. their dress?

[Memberberries]

Update: I just saw the thick chick this morning. She's wearing pants covering those sexy legs and also a tops that's low cut at the back... and I saw a tattoo of the outline of a flower on her back. I'm not a fan of ink on a chick... would still like to see her squirt!

One or two tattoos on a girl is fine.
When they start to resemble an underpass around Redfern or Central that's not sexy!

 

[K E]

@Wahesh, define "thick". Compare her to a celebrity. And by celebrity I mean porn star.

Is she Gianna Michaels thick, Katie Cummings thick or Jabba the Hutt thick?

 

[Wahesh]

@Wahesh, define "thick". Compare her to a celebrity. And by celebrity I mean porn star.

Is she Gianna Michaels thick, Katie Cummings thick or Jabba the Hutt thick?

Gianna Michaels thick 110%.

 

[Memberberries]

@Wahesh, define "thick". Compare her to a celebrity. And by celebrity I mean porn star.

Is she Gianna Michaels thick, Katie Cummings thick or Jabba the Hutt thick?

The Brazilian I was seeing is Rose Monroe thick!

I'm a moron I have to win her back but it's going to take time after shooting myself in the foot!

 

[K E]

The Brazilian I was seeing is Rose Monroe thick!

I'm a moron I have to win her back but it's going to take time after shooting myself in the foot!

Had to google her. Nice shape but a bit too big for me.

 

[K E]

Gianna Michaels thick 110%.

Fuck, nice! If she's a raging whore like Gianna you're set for life!

 

[Memberberries]

Had to google her. Nice shape but a bit too big for me.

I don't mind women who are voluptuous orite.

I'd prefer a woman who has a body like that over a woman who looks like her main diet is cocaine!

 

[Mr Invisible]

As long as shes not Bruce Jenner thick it's all good.

 

[Memberberries]

As long as shes not Bruce Jenner thick it's all good.

Not at all.
But I do know a few guys who are into that shit.

Did you know it's not gay unless the balls touch?
Wtf? Honestly who makes this shit up?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Not at all.
But I do know a few guys who are into that shit.

Did you know it's not gay unless the balls touch?
Wtf? Honestly who makes this shit up?

Reminds me of the joke "whats the best part of fucking a ladyboy..... thinking you've gone all the way through."

 

[Smartseal]

Gosh I thought the Indian in my last workplace was hot... there's another one here that's hot. This one is petite though, a lot shorter. Sexy calves too eyes:eyes:eyes:

What!!!!!!! She brought her cattle to work, I know they worship cows but that's fuking insane
It's good when they run that rough tongue over your arse & balls tho

 

[Wahesh]

What!!!!!!! She brought her cattle to work, I know they worship cows but that's fuking insane
It's good when they run that rough tongue over your arse & balls tho

What the actual fark?

 

[MatstaDogg]

Most chubby girls squirt. Good luck @Wahesh

I must say I found this to be the case and they also fuck like demons too.

 

[Wahesh]

I must say I found this to be the case and they also fuck like demons too.

I'm confused brother... you're making it sound like something that is awfully hot!

 

[Memberberries]

I'm confused brother... you're making it sound like something that is awfully hot!

Nothing wrong if a woman squirts on you.
It's her way of telling you you're doing a fine job!

 

[Wahesh]

Attention: Fat Blonde Squirter

If a colleague (me) sends you an email advising you how to do something on an office system that you're stuck on, common courtesy is to hit on "reply" and write something along the lines of "thank you" and then click "Send" which will take you 1/100th of the time it took me to write up said email.

Attention: Snob with a flat nose who always wears high heels

If a colleague (me) says "Good Morning" or "Hello" to you, common courtesy is to "orally reply" with "Hello" or "Hi" in response to acknowledge said colleagues greeting.

 

[Mr Invisible]

If a colleague (me) says "Good Morning" or "Hello" to you, common courtesy is to "orally reply" with "Hello" or "Hi" in response to acknowledge said colleagues greeting.

Maybe shes deaf or mute?

 

[Wahesh]

Maybe shes deaf or mute?

Nah man I've spoken to both of them a few times - which makes it even more odd that flat face and fatty can't seem to acknowledge my very being!

 

[The DoggFather]

Listen, don't walk all over my hopes and dreams. Can't you see that this woman, this specimen of utter perfection is my soulmate? Her and I are made for each other. It's just one of those things that you can feel and you know it's so right.

She's past the first test... no ringer on her finger. Now I just to find out her name, relationship status, Facebook and Instagram accounts, and I'm good to go.

Oh... she was with her manager in the elevator whom I was having a conversation with, and she was eyeballing me the entire time. She digs my meat. Time to dunk my makanek in her pink curry... know what I'm sayin'

So you mean inserting your zub into her kuss? lol

 

[The DoggFather]

@Wahesh, define "thick". Compare her to a celebrity. And by celebrity I mean porn star.

Is she Gianna Michaels thick, Katie Cummings thick or Jabba the Hutt thick?

Is it sad that I had to Google those 2 whores you named?

PS both ugly mutts. I still love Aria Giovanni.