News Why Kieran Foran isn't angry about looming $500,000 pay cut

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oh yes! this is what we are used to as bulldogs, 25% on a shit season win rate
We actually won 40% last year but
oh yes! this is what we are used to as bulldogs, 25% on a shit season win rate
oh yes! this is what we are used to as bulldogs, 25% on a shit season win rate
we actually won closer to 40%,
But I guess meat not truth get in the way of a story,

ohhhhh slam.
 

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ah yes we made the finals hey
we had another garbage season like each one before it dating back to 16
done nothing since 2014
re-sign foran for half the year in a critical position creating mass inconsistency and run ur boy holland at centre hahaha
absolute garbage standard to accept
 

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ah yes we made the finals hey
we had another garbage season like each one before it dating back to 16
done nothing since 2014
re-sign foran for half the year in a critical position creating mass inconsistency and run ur boy holland at centre hahaha
absolute garbage standard to accept
Nasheed: we get Foran fit and firing for 2020. For 2021, we assess the market for options and failing that, we re-sign Foran on a reduced contract.

Dalger: wallah cuz let's get cash from Foran 2021 no worries
 

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and lol
i was quoting your own stats. it goes up 25%
who gives a fuck if the starting base is absolute garbage
say we win 75% of our games and our rate increases by a %, hey great
who gives a fuck about foran contributing to an extra couple games a year
 

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Nasheed: we get Foran fit and firing for 2020. For 2021, we assess the market for options and failing that, we re-sign Foran on a reduced contract.

Dalger: wallah cuz let's get cash from Foran 2021 no worries
hes been really fit for the first couple games of 2020
oh wait injured like the rest of the time
damn
 

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and lol
i was quoting your own stats. it goes up 25%
who gives a fuck if the starting base is absolute garbage
say we win 75% of our games and our rate increases by a %, hey great
who gives a fuck about foran contributing to an extra couple games a year
youre blaming one player for a season you didn't like. One player who's only crime was to be injured playing his guts out for us.
I bet your distant relatives were the ones burning witches at the stake.

ive already told the 5 point Nasheed plan for success for 2021. I will repeat it. No order
1. Recruit a big boppa for forward muscle. Doesn't have to be a star, just a big guy who's at least middle of the road. Eastwood type.
2. Recruit a strike centre to replace Hoppa. Hoppas skillful but his presence is an unbalanced and we need power.
3. Recruit another premium forward
4. Look to recruit a star half or hooker. Townsend or Cam Smith. If we can't, re sign Foran year to year.
4.5 this isn't overly necessary but I'd looo for a tall winger to compete bombs with. Since there's a new rule about contested jumps.

This is a plan for success that guarantees top 8^

Much better plan than asking Foran for money and to be our coach.
 

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The games he has won for us have been against the likes of Titans and the Tigers, among other teams who we have beaten without him in the squad.. I can't recall him being the best on field against any of the better teams when he has played
Theres is no doubt that when he is fit that hes our best attacking weapon.
If someone like Damien Cook lost a leg today, I dont know if hed be worthy of a coaching position.
 

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Theres is no doubt that when he is fit that hes our best attacking weapon.
If someone like Damien Cook lost a leg today, I dont know if hed be worthy of a coaching position.
for sure, just don't know if he is a million dollar player even when fit, but then again he doesn't exactly have a lot to work with
 
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Who the fuck is garet? This place is like days of our lives I swear.
lel 2012 memes super relevant luke patternz
get some new material.
you're only still here cause you are gareths mate and he defended you hahaha
foran = garbage, anyone else would be better BECAUSE THEY WOULD PLAY MORE THAN HALF THE SEASON
 
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Check yourself.
You are making seriously troll comments!
You want a man to give up a million dollar contract, to coach us and also pay us 100k.
We need Foran to fire this year as a player.
Honestly,
Check yourself!

*rest of kennel go oooooooh Nasheed typing lyrical acid, his keyboard like a hot plate, his fingers simmering Chernobyl radiation, his eyes like UV rays, and Dalger burned so hard, the firemen need to be called!*

I'm operating 5G but you still on 4G!

I really wish I was able to click like on my own message.
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Geez must be hard giving up a couple grand when your father is a literal billionaire
 

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Nasheed: we get Foran fit and firing for 2020. For 2021, we assess the market for options and failing that, we re-sign Foran on a reduced contract.

Dalger: wallah cuz let's get cash from Foran 2021 no worries
Damn it. Actually agreeing with Nasheed here though doesn't make you any less of a player on here ;)

I'd say we can't lose waiting and seeing with Foran. If he remains fit for the rest of the year then extend his deal. If he gets injured he'll be retiring anyway so ...
 

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We should of just kept josh Renyolds instead of wasting it on 2 shit players which costed about 1.8m
 

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Bulldogs fan here: forans dad earns $16 mil a year and he also goes home to a naughty porn star look a like hottie that he taps all night oh baby
 

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Bulldogs fan here: forans dad earns $16 mil a year and he also goes home to a naughty porn star look a like hottie that he taps all night oh baby
Nasheed, you should just talk to yourself on here with the different profiles. You are a tool mate, but I must say I laugh a lot when reading your posts.
 
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