Why does?

[Bob dog]

Does anybody have any strange why does it happen?
Why when I eat salmon from a can does my throat swell and I get the hiccups?

 

[dogkat]

Maybe your allergic. Ask the doctor.

Or ask Nurse Leesee for a physical ...

 

[Bob dog]

I would kill to ask Leesee anything, where is that Amazonian biatch, in fact, bring all the chicks back, this place is dull this year.

 

[dogslyfe]

The people of where you live are poisoning your canned goods to get at you.

 

[Vagabond]

Sounds like allergies.

Be thankful you could breathe.