Who should be the next James Bond?

Nasheed

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Nasheed here,
I saw today that Henry Cavill has joined the race for James Bond, alongside Tom Hardy, Idris Elba, Ja rule, Richard madden and Tom Hiddleston.

I like the idea of Cavill. He just has that look. Would sell merchandise.
I'd like to see james marsden put his hand up, even a Hemsworth.
A left field choice could be the peaky blinder guy. He would bring soul.
 

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Idris Elba.
Apart from being black as, he would be too old to commence A Bond career. You want 4/5 movies per Bond. He will b in his 60s by the time it's done.
Sweet spot be 35-40.
 

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An Aussie Actor. Julian McMahon
 

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I really think Bond should be white/Indian.
I don't agree with changing the guys race for some PC rubbish. Bond is steeped in cultural tradition.
 

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Apart from being black as, he would be too old to commence A Bond career. You want 4/5 movies per Bond. He will b in his 60s by the time it's done.
Sweet spot be 35-40.
I don't care about the colour of his skin. He's just a bloody good British actor. Nothing to do with PC.
 

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I don't care about the colour of his skin. He's just a bloody good British actor. Nothing to do with PC.
It's like a white Black panther.

And I can't take the thought of Idris Serious.
Imagine him against the villain
'Aight I'm a be real wit u right now dawg. You was actin hard with a crack god that mack broads, i ain't the popo, u gettin murk. Toe tag lookin biatch'.

'Give me Dat henesssy and some of that Gin n juice playa. Shaken stirred I don't give no fuck yall'
 

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I don't mind Idris for the role. He's a better choice than Henry Cavill. But maybe they should just go completely off the rails.... Like Rebel Wilson. 'cause it would be funny.
 
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I saw him in a trailer the other day and I said, "Holy shit it's Pauly Shore. He's still alive"

The Mrs had no idea who he was.
She must be educated!

What was the trailer for? Or did you mean trailer park.....
 

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She must be educated!

What was the trailer for? Or did you mean trailer park.....
Nah. It was some new movie coming out next year. I honestly thought he'd be dead by now.
 

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In all seriousness a black bond is disgraceful.
White kids need heroes too.
 
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