Bulldogs fan here: I had a dream last night, a little troll was chasing me. I got close to lakemba station and a hobbit starting chasing me. As I jump on a train the doors closed leaving the troll and hobbit on the platform. Got to belmore station and the transit officers get on so I dashed off the train because I didn’t have my opal card. As I jumped the gate , someone says oi. So I pissed bolted . Scared out of my brain I ended up at belmore stadium. It’s game night bulldogs first home game at belmore and I think to myself ..... how much garlic sauce did Nargis kebabs put on........ can’t wait for the footy!! Bring on May 28th